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"Go on then, pint "A pint and a nice single malt chaser  | |||
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"Go on then, pint
A pint and a nice single malt chaser
"Snog and a wine. | |||
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"Go on then, pint
A pint and a nice single malt chaser
Snog and a wine."Wohoo.  | |||
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"Avoid, sorry Pint Avoid. Like Y Pestis." Cup of tea....you're just out if hospital so shouldn't be drinking. | |||
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"Avoid, sorry Pint Avoid. Like Y Pestis. Cup of tea....you're just out if hospital so shouldn't be drinking." Snog and a pint | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 02/11/18 09:06:49]" Fall over due to heart attack - should be an option, just saying | |||
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"Should have said a pint of wine then a fuck "Avoid! you wanted to 69 my 69 yr old Auntie! | |||
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"Snog snog
Snog and a wine
Snog "Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after. | |||
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"Snog snog
Snog and a wine
Snog
Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after. "that's cheating. Only aloud one. | |||
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"Snog snog
Snog and a wine
Snog
Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after. that's cheating. Only aloud one. "I didn't see that in the rules.... Of course I didn't read the rules. | |||
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"Should have said a pint of wine then a fuck
Avoid! you wanted to 69 my 69 yr old Auntie! "Can I have tea with your 69 year old auntie, and see where it goes? | |||
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"Snog snog
Snog and a wine
Snog
Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after. that's cheating. Only aloud one.
I didn't see that in the rules.... Of course I didn't read the rules. "We don' need no estinkin' rules! (I'm gonna miss these painkillers when they're done!)  | |||
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"Snog snog
Snog and a wine
Snog
Wine first then Snog. And possibly be avoided after. that's cheating. Only aloud one.
I didn't see that in the rules.... Of course I didn't read the rules. "either did I. Just made it up. . | |||
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"Should have said a pint of wine then a fuck
Avoid! you wanted to 69 my 69 yr old Auntie! "...You said your mum as well so 2 pints  | |||
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"Should have said a pint of wine then a fuck
Avoid! you wanted to 69 my 69 yr old Auntie! ...You said your mum as well so 2 pints "snog | |||
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"Snog and wine "song & .... | |||
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"Snog and wine song & ....
Smog xx"At least she wouldn’t see you in the smog .
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"Fuck (sorry!) Lol x"Meant for Peter! Sorry again lol x | |||
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"Fuck (sorry!) Lol x
Meant for Peter! Sorry again lol x"On condition I can reinact my fucked up dream post. Get a mirror in the bathroom asap. | |||
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"Fuck (sorry!) Lol x
Meant for Peter! Sorry again lol x
On condition I can reinact my fucked up dream post. Get a mirror in the bathroom asap. "Haha mirror is at the ready x | |||
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks. "I think they call that continental kissing x | |||
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x"Would it come with a continental breakfast?  | |||
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast? "But of course x | |||
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x"Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes. | |||
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x
Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes. "Ha I'll be lucky! x | |||
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"Snog and wine song & ....
Smog xx"trying to find you through the smog but when I do .... | |||
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x
Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes.
Ha I'll be lucky! x"Have a croissant and coffee. My treat. Just because you used an extra emoji. | |||
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"I feel like I've already had a wine with you. So a European kiss on both cheeks.
I think they call that continental kissing x
Would it come with a continental breakfast?
But of course x
Sounds good. When you pick the lucky guy, let me know how it goes.
Ha I'll be lucky! x
Have a croissant and coffee. My treat. Just because you used an extra emoji. "Not had a croissant for a long time. I'll end up buying them now to go with the coffee and fresh orange juice. Now that's what I call continental! x | |||
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"I want lemon cake please
Then a pint "Have a lemon cheesecake, it's delicious x | |||
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"I want lemon cake please
Then a pint "Only if it's made with real lemons. | |||
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"Ffs see all you fannies. It's cause o you all I'm wanting to go to Lidl for some croissants "You better not buy the last one before I get there. | |||
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"Ffs see all you fannies. It's cause o you all I'm wanting to go to Lidl for some croissants "Yay another croissant man! Here a thing though, do you hear them or eat them cold? x | |||
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"Ffs see all you fannies. It's cause o you all I'm wanting to go to Lidl for some croissants
Yay another croissant man! Here a thing though, do you hear them or eat them cold? x"Heat!! Lol x | |||
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"Snog please "Drizzle lemon | |||
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"Snog please
Granted! x"Woohoo. Please may I have another?  | |||
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"Snog please "Pint and a large lemon cake for regrettably hijacking his thread.  | |||
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"Snog please
Drizzle lemon "All this talk of lemon cake is making me hungry! Am I going to have to buy lemon cheesecake and drizzle cake in? x | |||
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"Snog please
Granted! x
Woohoo. Please may I have another? "Yes (answering coyly!) Lol x | |||
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"Snog please
Drizzle lemon
All this talk of lemon cake is making me hungry! Am I going to have to buy lemon cheesecake and drizzle cake in? x"Yes please - and a snog | |||
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"Snog please
Drizzle lemon
All this talk of lemon cake is making me hungry! Am I going to have to buy lemon cheesecake and drizzle cake in? x"Cake, coffee, orange juice and croissants. Brunch at yours?  | |||
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"Snog please
Drizzle lemon
All this talk of lemon cake is making me hungry! Am I going to have to buy lemon cheesecake and drizzle cake in? x
Cake, coffee, orange juice and croissants. Brunch at yours? "This sounds like a cake meet at Cate's!! x | |||
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"Andy we apologize for hijacking your thread x"Hijack away lol. It makes me smile when others get in a tizzy | |||
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"Wine " Snog? | |||
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"Andy we apologize for hijacking your thread x
Hijack away lol. It makes me smile when others get in a tizzy " x | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning. "Good start to a Friday morning! x | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x"I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month "I think I have to go cake shopping today x | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month "That must be a hellova a big cake to last a month. | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month "You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth . | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth . "That would make for a great Fab social x | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x"A cheesy social . | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social . "I might be up for that. So they serve coffee too? | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social . "Great minds! x | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! x"cock.......tails | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! xcock.......tails "Stimulating .......... . . . . Conversation . | |||
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! xcock.......tails
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"Andy I'd apologise too but you have had two pints, a nice single. Malt and cake off me. And kisses cake and probably a Snog of Cate. So fuck that. You've had a great morning.
Good start to a Friday morning! x
I’m just waiting for the cheesecake from Cate and I’m sorted for the month
You need to visit the Caledonia cheese cake folk in Grangemouth .
That would make for a great Fab social x
A cheesy social .
Great minds! xcock.......tails
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Conversation . Husband shopping "Nah dress shopping . | |||
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"Get yer coat, Steph, you've pulled. "My backs sore think I’ve pulled a muscle that’s as far as my luck goes . | |||
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"Get yer coat, Steph, you've pulled.
My backs sore think I’ve pulled a muscle that’s as far as my luck goes . "I couldn't even pull a muscle. | |||
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"Get yer coat, Steph, you've pulled.
My backs sore think I’ve pulled a muscle that’s as far as my luck goes . "Want some of my painkillers? | |||
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"Get yer coat, Steph, you've pulled.
My backs sore think I’ve pulled a muscle that’s as far as my luck goes .
Want some of my painkillers?"Just don't mix them with viagra, or you'll get a stiff back. | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes "You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already. | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already. "Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me "You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab! | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!"Yeah but I meant milk | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk "Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck "*Snog | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
*Snog
Snog . "Tea and cake | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
*Snog
Snog .
Tea and cake "Bout bloody time for the cake been waiting years for it . | |||
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"Just an orange juice for you now - so I don’t get any of those crap jokes
You owe the Fabbar for a pint of Glenlivet already.
Whoa whoa whoa.....it wasn’t ME!!
I wasn’t even there. Honest Guv
It was Peter Horsey that drank it all. Not me
You said you'd buy me a pint, so it's on your tab!
Yeah but I meant milk
Smog cake, kiss, coffee, kiss, cake fuck
*Snog
Snog .
Tea and cake
Bout bloody time for the cake been waiting years for it . "Yeah yeah | |||
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