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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do the weans still build their own bonfires nowadays? Going round the doors for wood or down the burn chopping down trees was always a good laugh, we never really bothered with a guy though. I do love a good fire, add in some fireworks and a baked tattie and all is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Fireworks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl."

Ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl."

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire "

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not seen that in years kids gathering stuff for days for a bonfire and shoving a stuffed guy on top...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it "

You're a sick bastard

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

They aren't allowed to now ..all health n safety stuff nowadays ...as soon as they start to build the council comes n clears it if they find out or fire brigade comes n put it out if they manage to light it lol ....I wonder how we all survived as kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard "

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick "

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They aren't allowed to now ..all health n safety stuff nowadays ...as soon as they start to build the council comes n clears it if they find out or fire brigade comes n put it out if they manage to light it lol ....I wonder how we all survived as kids "

Poor weans are missing out on so much nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!"

Fuckin disgusting drink

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl."
Were you never a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.Were you never a kid

"

No, I was born at the age of 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick "

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never celebrated it as I disagree with what it all stood for

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink "

People must like it or it would stop being in production.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink

People must like it or it would stop being in production. "

Nothing like stating the obvious is there

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink

People must like it or it would stop being in production.

Nothing like stating the obvious is there "

Just highlighting the fact that your post is not supported by its continued production and continued sales.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink

People must like it or it would stop being in production.

Nothing like stating the obvious is there

Just highlighting the fact that your post is not supported by its continued production and continued sales. "

Its onky an opinion. Take it your on the naughty step since the couples profile is in play or did you just fancy a wee change

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink

People must like it or it would stop being in production.

Nothing like stating the obvious is there

Just highlighting the fact that your post is not supported by its continued production and continued sales.

Its onky an opinion. Take it your on the naughty step since the couples profile is in play or did you just fancy a wee change "

What a shame there are such narrow minded people on Fab like yourselves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink

People must like it or it would stop being in production.

Nothing like stating the obvious is there

Just highlighting the fact that your post is not supported by its continued production and continued sales.

Its onky an opinion. Take it your on the naughty step since the couples profile is in play or did you just fancy a wee change

What a shame there are such narrow minded people on Fab like yourselves. "

I've tried it and know it's disgusting so it's hardly narrow minded.

Please ignore my forum posts if your posting from your couples profile, if you wish to call me more names please do so from your single profile

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink

People must like it or it would stop being in production.

Nothing like stating the obvious is there

Just highlighting the fact that your post is not supported by its continued production and continued sales.

Its onky an opinion. Take it your on the naughty step since the couples profile is in play or did you just fancy a wee change

What a shame there are such narrow minded people on Fab like yourselves.

I've tried it and know it's disgusting so it's hardly narrow minded.

Please ignore my forum posts if your posting from your couples profile, if you wish to call me more names please do so from your single profile "

Thats a very random rant. ? You definitely wont be able to bait Mrs D lol

Think i will call you a Master Baiter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had to clean up buckfast puke on a couple of occasions. That's what I get for giving a buckie hamper for Christmas as a stocking filler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it "

aye really funny.NOT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street."

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Aye...but it was Buckfast!

Fuckin disgusting drink

People must like it or it would stop being in production.

Nothing like stating the obvious is there

Just highlighting the fact that your post is not supported by its continued production and continued sales.

Its onky an opinion. Take it your on the naughty step since the couples profile is in play or did you just fancy a wee change

What a shame there are such narrow minded people on Fab like yourselves.

I've tried it and know it's disgusting so it's hardly narrow minded.

Please ignore my forum posts if your posting from your couples profile, if you wish to call me more names please do so from your single profile "

freedom of speech. Can post from any where people want too. Says the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude "

I'm more a "bag of dug shite set alight on the doorstep" kinda gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude

I'm more a "bag of dug shite set alight on the doorstep" kinda gal "

That was my brothers party piece. He didn't have to wait for bonfire night either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude

I'm more a "bag of dug shite set alight on the doorstep" kinda gal "

Dug shite.....Mrs doggy. Hmmm, ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude "

Isn't this exactly what was being discussed on the opinions thread?

Start a thread, and go batshit crazy if anyone doesn't agree with you?

Well, I don't like fireworks, or bonfires, and that is my opinion. I am entitled to hold it, just as you are to hold yours. We don't have to agree, just because you think we should.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude

Isn't this exactly what was being discussed on the opinions thread?

Start a thread, and go batshit crazy if anyone doesn't agree with you?

Well, I don't like fireworks, or bonfires, and that is my opinion. I am entitled to hold it, just as you are to hold yours. We don't have to agree, just because you think we should."

I didn't want you to agree with me not do I particularly care if you do or not. I was trying to be funny but you're a tough audience. Happy bonfire night to you when it comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me personally

Thinks that fireworks should only be sold to corporate companies holding displays..like councils and stuff.

Why the hell shops feel the need to sell firework in the start of Oct is beyond me!

Way too many casualties from d*unk folk setting them off outside there 3 feet by 4 feet back garden or kids getting hold of them and getti g scarred for life.

Don't even get me started on my poor dogs!!

Rant over...lol

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude

Isn't this exactly what was being discussed on the opinions thread?

Start a thread, and go batshit crazy if anyone doesn't agree with you?

Well, I don't like fireworks, or bonfires, and that is my opinion. I am entitled to hold it, just as you are to hold yours. We don't have to agree, just because you think we should.

I didn't want you to agree with me not do I particularly care if you do or not. I was trying to be funny but you're a tough audience. Happy bonfire night to you when it comes "

Or, its not the audience, there is another possibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only good use I can think of for bonfires is to throw the arseholes on them who think it's a great idea to be setting them off between now and January at random. Someone near us did it last night, and spooked a dog a young girl was walking. It bolted, and yanked her off her feet. Terrified dog, terrified and hurt girl.

Someone threw someone on a bonfire

We once threw an auld jakies bottle of buckfast on the fire, he marched right in after it

You're a sick bastard

The first person who posted wants to throw weans on the bonfire and you call me sick

Not just weans, any arsehole who spends 2 months letting off fireworks in the street.

You're a prime candidate for a banger through the letterbox with that kind of attitude

Isn't this exactly what was being discussed on the opinions thread?

Start a thread, and go batshit crazy if anyone doesn't agree with you?

Well, I don't like fireworks, or bonfires, and that is my opinion. I am entitled to hold it, just as you are to hold yours. We don't have to agree, just because you think we should.

I didn't want you to agree with me not do I particularly care if you do or not. I was trying to be funny but you're a tough audience. Happy bonfire night to you when it comes

Or, its not the audience, there is another possibility. "

Wheesht, the pair of you.

Sitting waiting to get picked up from hospital, don't need a third world war.

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