FabSwingers.com forum: Best Halloween Jokes

By *ub-seeker OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What’s the best one you’ve heard tonight?

Mine is;

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Stick your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my daughter-why did the Turkey cross the road? To prove he not chicken. Ba boom tish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a wee boy dressed as a vampire...

What goes cackle cackle splat?

A witch flying into a lamp-post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From my daughter-why did the Turkey cross the road? To prove he not chicken. Ba boom tish. "

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the pervert cross the road?

Cos his cock was in the chicken!!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

What makes ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see through them!

It was cuter from the little kid........till it cost me a fiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's big and brown and behind the wall?

Humpty's dump.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

Naw you a poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who's there?

Europe

Europe who?

Naw you a poo"

That's my favourite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's green and lies at the side of the path

Kermit the grog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What comes out your nose at a hundred miles an hour?

A lamborgreeni

From a six year old. I did laugh.

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

The Irish ghost story

A guy left the pub at closing time and headed down a dark road on his own

Suddenly a car pulled up beside him " hey this must be better than walking " so the guy got in the car

As he looked over he saw no one was in the drivers seat

The road took a steep turn to the right and the man began to pray for his life while approaching a cliff

Just then a hand appeared from no where and steered the car around the turn

There was a pub further down the road and the man got the courage to throw himself out the car

Staggering into the pub in tears an older gent noticed him and asked why he was so upset

Just then paddy n Mick entered the pub and pointed at the man

" that's the fecker that jamp in the car we was pushing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did Barbie do at Halloween....... pump ken

lol

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who’s there?

No maddie McCann anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the boy fall off his bike?Because someone threw a fridge at him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

No maddie McCann anyway "

That's shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Who’s there?

No maddie McCann anyway

That's shite."

It's worse than shite.

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