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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a dream lasy night, i found a man who could keep up with me sexually and actually made me happy!

What did you dream of last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly.

I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections.

Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly.

I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections.

Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams. "

Aww losing teeth in a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly.

I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections.

Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams.

Aww losing teeth in a dream "

Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dreamt I ate a massive marshmallow and this morning couldn’t find my pillow

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My dream last night was about death!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dream last night was about death!

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Did you die eating a starbar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on medication that gives me really horrible,fucked up dreams. So bad I sometimes wake up shaking

But in happier news my fuck buddy is coming round this morning

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"My dream last night was about death!

Did you die eating a starbar

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Nooooo, no one ever died eating a starbar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to

I felt my dream was true somehow.

I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten.

She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her.

All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom).

I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up),

DAMG, DAMG, DAMG

Honestly the ending was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines was I was in the dentist but was the entrance to my work. Was sitting waiting outside the bosses office...got called in and there was ferrero rocher in a bowl. Sat in the chair and got told all my teeth had to come out. The dentist which was the woman who works in the office handed me a box of ferrero rocher with all my teeth in it. When I was about to leave the bowl that had the chocolate were actually teeth wrapped in gold foil. Then I was in Tesco walking about with the box x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My dream this morning was of me oganising a trip to America for fabbers everyone was lovely but I had no idea who they were as I hadnt met any of them before lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to

I felt my dream was true somehow.

I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten.

She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her.

All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom).

I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up),

DAMG, DAMG, DAMG

Honestly the ending was amazing

"

So what your saying is you had wet dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to

I felt my dream was true somehow.

I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten.

She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her.

All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom).

I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up),

DAMG, DAMG, DAMG

Honestly the ending was amazing

So what your saying is you had wet dream

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No it was a fucked up dream cause the window cleaner woke me up by chapping the window so I never finished the dream and the poor girl in the dream never got to do what she intended to do in the toilet

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

My dream was the worst. Dreamt I went to work through all the traffic got annoyed by politics ate crap, watched crap then went to bed. Then I woke up and I realized I had to actually go do it all, horrifying dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly.

I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections.

Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams.

Aww losing teeth in a dream

Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out "
. Dreaming about losing teeth is usually about feeling a loss of power and control in your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream that I was with my parents at their previous house and a group from Sex Addicts Anonymous turned up and invited themselves in, had a meeting in the living rom with us all there and several folks referred to me as a grop member. After they left my dad had a quiet word in my ear.

Maybe I shouldn't read Fab before going to bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* group member rather than grop or grope member!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I was driving over the Kingston bridge and it was 3x the hight and I couldn’t steer my car properly.

I then dreamt that my bottom front tooth split and came out in 2 sections.

Safe to say we both had fucked up dreams.

Aww losing teeth in a dream

Been a while since I’ve had that dream normally it’s my back teeth which turn to stone or crumble before falling out . Dreaming about losing teeth is usually about feeling a loss of power and control in your life "

Maybe it’s connected to the 1st part of my dream ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

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They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x"

so true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x"

Mines well n truly self explanatory lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x

Mines well n truly self explanatory lol! "

Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last.

Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x

Mines well n truly self explanatory lol!

Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last.

Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl

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And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x

Mines well n truly self explanatory lol!

Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last.

Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl

And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them "

Lolol canny be me, fecking takes me ages to find mine even before I started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x

Mines well n truly self explanatory lol!

Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last.

Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl

And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them "

Sounds like you're just making bad choices

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x

Mines well n truly self explanatory lol!

Yip I'm sure you haven't found anyone who can keep up or last.

Guys are so murder at not lasting, typical. Must be so murder for females on here lolololl

And the ones that can last end up acting like dickheads letting whats in their pants run away wi them

Sounds like you're just making bad choices"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream last night that I was playing Fortnite for real. I didn't die, I was trapped in the wooden chest thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Sounds like you're just making bad choices

Yep

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Still haven't met me yet (a terrible choice so far, lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dreamt that i could not have sex ever again. And they say dreams never cum true.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

No idea as never remember my dreams when I wake up.

Always been like that.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I am a very light sleeper and remember them all, last night they were clearly based on the anxiety I’m feeling right now x

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Woke up once because I had an orgasm. Can't remember the dream unfortunately, but must have been pretty good x

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Woke up once because I had an orgasm. Can't remember the dream unfortunately, but must have been pretty good x"

I’ve heard of a few people that do this x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to

I felt my dream was true somehow.

I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten.

She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her.

All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom).

I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up),

DAMG, DAMG, DAMG

Honestly the ending was amazing

"

Wow! I have to admit that I got really turned on reading this Peter, until the window cleaner part lol

x

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

I thought I'd picked up a copy of Men Only from 1986 and it fell open at the readers wives section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to

I felt my dream was true somehow.

I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten.

She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her.

All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom).

I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up),

DAMG, DAMG, DAMG

Honestly the ending was amazing

Wow! I have to admit that I got really turned on reading this Peter, until the window cleaner part lol

x"

It's just a dream, it's not like I would or can be like that in a real situation with a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night it was quite vivid and as I have a detailed memory that some can testify to

I felt my dream was true somehow.

I dreamt I was playing with a female in bed she went to the toilet and I followed her in, then I started kissing the back of her neck as my hands were roaming around her hair and her neck and then both of us got more rougher and intense as she want leaning over the sink looking in the mirror back at me, watching my muscles tighten.

She started to gyrate her ass against my groin and as she got me aroused my cock was rock hard and I felt her opening up for me and then I couldn't resist, grabbing her hair tightly as she looked in the mirror watching and then I slide my cock in her pussy and she just wanted more as I tightened my muscles up he could feel me growing inside her.

All this time she's looking at me in the mirror, one of my hand son the base of my cock pounding it in and my other hand swapping between her neck and her hair, gripping tightly and then, I couldn't help it, I pulled my cock out and pulled one of her ass cheeks wider and started to force my cock I her ass, she's excited at this time, looking at me, eyes rolling, wanting it harder, then I lean forward, gripping her hair and whispering in her ear, "your fucking mine" and as I forced my cock in she felt that pop as my shaft forced its full length right in and sliding it in her and then out of her, gripping hard I put my back against the wall, this point I'm leaning (tight hallway bathroom).

I then stop and she looks at me and I say "I'm yours to enjoy". She then knows that's she's in control, sliding her ass up and down my shaft and I keep still with my cock erect, all the time she's looking in the mirror looking back at me, biting her lip, her mouth starting to salivate, her heart beating faster knowing this is for her and then it really starts to get intense when...... (fuck, chap at the window, the cleaner wakes me up),

DAMG, DAMG, DAMG

Honestly the ending was amazing

Wow! I have to admit that I got really turned on reading this Peter, until the window cleaner part lol

x

It's just a dream, it's not like I would or can be like that in a real situation with a woman.

"

Still it's a hot dream though

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Woke up once because I had an orgasm. Can't remember the dream unfortunately, but must have been pretty good x

I’ve heard of a few people that do this x"

Keep hoping it'll happen again, but looks like it was a one off. Best way ever to start my day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I'd picked up a copy of Men Only from 1986 and it fell open at the readers wives section

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I was thinking "Dear Penthouse Forum..."!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought I'd picked up a copy of Men Only from 1986 and it fell open at the readers wives section

I was thinking "Dear Penthouse Forum..."!

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Oh the memories, and good Ines

Bet most of all theses magazines are in decline with everything online now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. "

At least you got invited over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

At least you got invited over! "

In my dreams. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out. "

You free tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

At least you got invited over!

In my dreams. Lol"

I don't even get that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

At least you got invited over!

In my dreams. Lol

I don't even get that!

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I did get invited over, but only in my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

You free tonight

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I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

You free tonight

I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day.

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Was on first thing this morning...I'm so excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

You free tonight

I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day.

Was on first thing this morning...I'm so excited

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Is that cause you had a seat on it during the spin cycle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a dream last night that a couple invited me over to theirs for fun. When I arrived they guided me into the bedroom. The TV was on... Then I saw it. The ironing board and a huge pile waiting for me. They videoed me as I got the wrinkles out of their clothes...even their fucking socks. Then complained that I put creases in their trousers and kicked my ass out.

You free tonight

I might be. Is your washing machine on just now. Coz it's a fine drying day.

Was on first thing this morning...I'm so excited

Is that cause you had a seat on it during the spin cycle.

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Ah, the housewifes' friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

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By *he Kilted WandererMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There's a lot of sex dreaming seems to be going on.

I wonder what that means

They say you dream about what your not getting in real life lol x"

Also for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

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Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

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Would this qualify for the "withdrawal" method.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done."

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why? "

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why?

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

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pmslllllll

I so burst out laughing there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why?

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

"

Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why?

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine

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Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol

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Whos dreams?!? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yours i just couldnt help myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had many screwed dreams ,

stabbed and died in one ,

killed the devil in chapel (catholic guilt upbringing to blame there )

and was kissed by Prince ,

And yes my mind is s fucking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had all sorts of crazy dreams last night about animals and a terrible broken sleep. Blaming the 4 packets of Frazzled bacon flavoured crisps I stole from the wean's Halloween stash.

I'm a shite vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol

Whos dreams?!? Lol"

I've seen Miss Cherry in action in cam chat, I think I'd see her in my nightmares!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol

Whos dreams?!? Lol

I've seen Miss Cherry in action in cam chat, I think I'd see her in my nightmares!

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Take that as a compliment shall i lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had all sorts of crazy dreams last night about animals and a terrible broken sleep. Blaming the 4 packets of Frazzled bacon flavoured crisps I stole from the wean's Halloween stash.

I'm a shite vegetarian

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The way to doggy's heart is by cooking bacon, it would seem! It can cure any vegetarian.

There is no cure for vagetatianism, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You unblocking me and making your dreams coming true lol

Whos dreams?!? Lol

I've seen Miss Cherry in action in cam chat, I think I'd see her in my nightmares!

Take that as a compliment shall i lol!"

In a roundabout way! I think that poor guys arse was rid raw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had all sorts of crazy dreams last night about animals and a terrible broken sleep. Blaming the 4 packets of Frazzled bacon flavoured crisps I stole from the wean's Halloween stash.

I'm a shite vegetarian

The way to doggy's heart is by cooking bacon, it would seem! It can cure any vegetarian.

There is no cure for vagetatianism, though.

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I'm a shite vagitarian too if you believe the rumours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why?

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine

Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone."

I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why?

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine

Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone.

I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke"

I'd rather you just shut up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why?

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine

Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone.

I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke

I'd rather you just shut up."

That's just too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone actually know of someone with a free standing washing machine as opposed to it being tucked under a worktop?

Get a band saw, and cut away your worktop. Job done.

Why?

You can burn the wood on a fire for warmth in a post brexit Britain.

WTF do you think?

Why would I want to be able to sit on top of the washing machine

Stop being so twisted and awkward. It's not a good look on anyone.

I'm sorry I didn't play along with the shit joke

I'd rather you just shut up."

The person in question openly admits to loves starting/seeing arguments on the posts and seeing the posts go off their normal objective.

If you continue to argue your only doing what they want. For me, those types of people, just ignore and continue the post along the way it was originally intended.

The dream is about 'fucked up dreams' so hopefully people have more to say what they dreamt about during their dreams and how it was fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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The person in question openly admits to loves starting/seeing arguments on the posts and seeing the posts go off their normal objective.

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Stop making things up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dream is about 'fucked up dreams' so hopefully people have more to say what they dreamt about during their dreams and how it was fucked up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story. My sister dreamt she was on a cruise ship, the ship starts sinking, she had to swim to get to the life boat and when she woke up her water bed had burst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True story. My sister dreamt she was on a cruise ship, the ship starts sinking, she had to swim to get to the life boat and when she woke up her water bed had burst. "

lollllll, brilliant.

What made the bed burst

I dreamt I was in a waterfall and the ex was pouring water on my face as I slept

The fucker

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over a year ago

"True story. My sister dreamt she was on a cruise ship, the ship starts sinking, she had to swim to get to the life boat and when she woke up her water bed had burst.

lollllll, brilliant.

What made the bed burst

I dreamt I was in a waterfall and the ex was pouring water on my face as I slept

The fucker "

My nephew had hidden her broach unt the mattress and it had warn away the mattress over a long period of time. I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The dream is about 'fucked up dreams' so hopefully people have more to say what they dreamt about during their dreams and how it was fucked up

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I have to admit I don't have sex dreams, at least not that I remember. I have recurring dreams of being separated from people, and trying to get to where they are. I usually have a crap old phone, and either have to cycle part of the way, or get a bus. I can't ride a bike, and haven't been on a bus in 20 odd years.

That's as weird as it gets. Apart from all the prostitute murders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a dream every few months tga freddy krueger I'd chasing me around an open air car park. The knives on his glove extend to whatever length he wants. Scares the shit out of me when I wake up in the morning.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

I had a repeat dream when I was little. Remember having this one at least 3 times, probably more often, but it was a very long time ago. I'll give you lot the short story though.

I wake up early morning (but not really, since this is my dream) and sense something's wrong. I look out the window and see an old man with a long beard floating past on a fold up playpen and he's laughing really loud. I run to the door, but already know it won't open. Low and behold, my door's locked. I call out for help and hear my dad getting up. When he tried to open his bedroom door I hear him curse when he finds the door's locked. All our bedroom doors had no locks on it, so it was really creepy. And then I wake up...

Any theories about this one? Since all dreams have an actual underlying meaning apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis?

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis?"

Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis?

Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell"

Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis?

Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell

Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why."

Think for grown ups it's usually stress related, isn't it? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone suffer from Sleep Paralysis?

Is that when you're not quite asleep, but can't move? I had that sometimes (also back in my childhood days), weird as hell

Yes. I've been affected for about a year. I have no idea why.

Think for grown ups it's usually stress related, isn't it? x"

Nobody can tell me. Docs don't understand it.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Had a recuring dream as a kid where a particular piece of furniture would come to life and try to eat me

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