FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can only say at christmas !!

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Things you can only say at Christmas :

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Claus is coming to town lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

am i stuffing it right

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

want to pull my cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw mummy kissing santa

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

They're beilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull them apart and make a wish,,,,,,,,,xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Even a chippolatas bigger

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Did you enjoy your stuffing...

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

ohhh my look at the size of that you sure it will all fit in

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

anybody want to pull[a cracker with] me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

santas just emptied his sack!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs santa av just had that chimney swept

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Was Rudolph the red nosed reindeer a brothel keeper using the red nose as a red light?

And was Vixen a greedy girl? (well all the other reindeer are boys?

Or were the boys all gigalos with Vixen being the domme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy Christmas Ange!"

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