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Things you can say about... Your car

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By *hav02 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

An old game favourite... Things you can say about your car, but not your partner....

... As time has gone on, she's just not as good a ride anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty room in the boot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of space in the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The airbags need replaced.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Reliable and always ready to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get the dipstick in these days.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Likes to think she’s a princess .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Likes to think she’s a princess . "

Showing your motoring age there!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

There's a lot of junk in the trunk

Really there is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a lot of filling up.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A vintage classic in need of restoration

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By *licker77Man
over a year ago

Stirling

Always reliable, smooth & performs well!

Put the foot down & Wow, what fun

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

Constant screeching sound………(booked in for new bearing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a wee fixer upper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

makes a really crackly noise when not feeling good

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Nice comfortable ride but can perform when she wants to

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Overpriced piece of shite

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Has had more dipsticks than a high class escort .

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The back end is starting to sag!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Bodywork needs touched up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it a wee stroke and it runs like clockwork

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By *tevie-macMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Roars when booted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too big and I just can't handle it. I said this a few days ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an acquired taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs more lubrication these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lights on but no-one in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Car is just like a huge extra handbag on wheels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cost too much to get her through an MoT ,time for a trade in

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By *dmirationMan
over a year ago

Bathgate

Simply a work of art

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/18 23:20:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer sat nav to sat nag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don’t make them like this anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Costs too much to keep going these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All its needs is a good service.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Passed its last MOT. Just.

New set of tyres and it thinks it's 10 years younger though.

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By *obo999Man
over a year ago

Fife

The rear end can get twitchy at times

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

Bodywork in good condition..... like it's owner

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Insured for any driver

Gearbox is fucked

Trade in welcome

An escort

Big boot

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Tyres are a little bit soft these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s tyred and blowing..

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By *ally dugsCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

Needs a oil change new plugs and a coil for a better spark and finish with a good Polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This old banger is a money pit and definitely time to trade in for a quieter and newer model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 40 miles to a tenner of petrol...bloody joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you like her up she just slides through the gears

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Cheap to run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheap to run"

Your partner can't be woman then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger than it looks and handles anything I throw at it

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By *atureMale321Man
over a year ago

Moray

Unreliable , take ages to warm up

! Looking to get rid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can comfortably take 2 guys in the front and 3 guys in the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press its buttons and watch it go

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Its cheaper to maintain both cars than one She Devil.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

It’s got a squeaky bush.

A bit of lubrication and it’s fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Press its buttons and watch it go "

The dashboard is over complicated, you can't find the buttons!

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Blows hot and cold

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Far too much junk in the trunk.

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Needs a good clean, cheap to run and starts first thing in the morning

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Tried and tested

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven

Never let me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stolen

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