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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Read a verification that described a man's oral technique as " he went down like the titanic". So it took two hours and forty minutes to get there. Surely not. Any others you care to share? And yes it is a slow day at work.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Are you Peter in disguise???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you Peter in disguise??? "

You know. After I started this one, I actually thought, shit I'm turning into Peter. A much smaller endowed version of course. Lok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone."

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter ) "

Well your not that far off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

Well your not that far off "

I'm feeling the love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

Well your not that far off

I'm feeling the love. "

That was my intention

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Apparently Dysons are on the way out, but I've yet to see a veri saying "sucks like a Shark"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

Well your not that far off

I'm feeling the love.

That was my intention "

"throws toys out the pram"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

Well your not that far off

I'm feeling the love.

That was my intention

"throws toys out the pram" "

Now you are Peter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

Well your not that far off

I'm feeling the love.

That was my intention

"throws toys out the pram"

Now you are Peter "

Oh well. Another 7 years of celibacy for me then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

Well your not that far off

I'm feeling the love.

That was my intention

"throws toys out the pram"

Now you are Peter

Oh well. Another 7 years of celibacy for me then. "

It's ok, I'm on my 10 year of celibacy but I'm such a voyeur

I don't know who this peter character is but he's taking some pounding, whose the new peter2 I wonder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please don't. One Peter is enough for anyone.

So his verifications say.

I hope I don't talk as much pish though. (only kidding oeter )

Well your not that far off

I'm feeling the love.

That was my intention

"throws toys out the pram"

Now you are Peter

Oh well. Another 7 years of celibacy for me then.

It's ok, I'm on my 10 year of celibacy but I'm such a voyeur

I don't know who this peter character is but he's taking some pounding, whose the new peter2 I wonder "

How can you take a pounding and be celibate. That should be on my other thread. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to think that some of my posts were interesting and intellectually stimulating now I realise after reading this post that the only one that was is the 'drink, fuck, avoid' post fae 2 and half years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to think that some of my posts were interesting and intellectually stimulating now I realise after reading this post that the only one that was is the 'drink, fuck, avoid' post fae 2 and half years ago "

See what thought done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, this might be the last thread I start. Someone told me, "get involved in the forum, get yourself known and you will get laid". Load of shit. I'm going back to lurking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to think that some of my posts were interesting and intellectually stimulating now I realise after reading this post that the only one that was is the 'drink, fuck, avoid' post fae 2 and half years ago

See what thought done!"

I'm beginning to get that impression

right, anyway, who do you all wanna pick on next

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Used to think that some of my posts were interesting and intellectually stimulating now I realise after reading this post that the only one that was is the 'drink, fuck, avoid' post fae 2 and half years ago

See what thought done!"

Will you stop him from thinking - pleeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, this might be the last thread I start. Someone told me, "get involved in the forum, get yourself known and you will get laid". Load of shit. I'm going back to lurking. "

Naw trust me, make loads of posts and you will get laid....

Problem is, you'll wake up and realise it was all a big fecking dream

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to think that some of my posts were interesting and intellectually stimulating now I realise after reading this post that the only one that was is the 'drink, fuck, avoid' post fae 2 and half years ago

See what thought done!

Will you stop him from thinking - pleeeease "

Oi you, my conversation topics are amazing and quite wide spread that you'll ask me back again but next time the guys holding the white straight jacket will be with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, this might be the last thread I start. Someone told me, "get involved in the forum, get yourself known and you will get laid". Load of shit. I'm going back to lurking.

Naw trust me, make loads of posts and you will get laid....

Problem is, you'll wake up and realise it was all a big fecking dream "

I had those dreams before. It was much less work too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to think that some of my posts were interesting and intellectually stimulating now I realise after reading this post that the only one that was is the 'drink, fuck, avoid' post fae 2 and half years ago

See what thought done!

Will you stop him from thinking - pleeeease "

I dont think that's possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle "

Many reason why they struggle but needs lots of people to join in and even make it busy, usually after 5.45 but the football is on sky/Bt so a lot will be posted missing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle "

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions. "

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion "

HOT. Nae luck Peter. She is warm for my form. Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion "

Haha I'm going to go with bored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion

Haha I'm going to go with bored."

Your the last guy on here I'd fancy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha I'm going to go with bored.

That's not what your pm said.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion

Haha I'm going to go with bored.

Your the last guy on here I'd fancy. "

Woohoo.

At least I’m not last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's maybe time you both woke up.

Finally showing your true colours again Peter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion

Haha I'm going to go with bored.

Your the last guy on here I'd fancy.

Woohoo.

At least I’m not last "

fuck you all, im away to play with my daughters cats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better get some ice on those baws boys.....they're gonnae be sore soon

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion

Haha I'm going to go with bored.

Your the last guy on here I'd fancy.

Woohoo.

At least I’m not last

fuck you all, im away to play with my daughters cats "

Now that’s the worst euphemism so far...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn. I guess I AM too innocent. I was wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of comments and only one about the actual OP and people wonder why the forums struggle

Maybe I'm too innocent . But I'm quite enjoying the tangent this wen on. I'm reading it as a laugh and a joke. If I'm wrong then don't shatter my illusions.

Agreed.

Do you think loopylou chatting on this post cause she's bored or that she thinks wan o us is hot or..... waits fur another reason

don't shatter my illusion

Haha I'm going to go with bored.

Your the last guy on here I'd fancy.

Woohoo.

At least I’m not last

fuck you all, im away to play with my daughters cats

Now that’s the worst euphemism so far..."

I don't know why but I'm giggling like feck here about this whole post

Easily pleased, so ma Mammy said and she heard it fae my Grandpappy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I off to have some home made chilli. The spicier thing I'll have today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read a verification that described a man's oral technique as " he went down like the titanic". So it took two hours and forty minutes to get there. Surely not. Any others you care to share? And yes it is a slow day at work. "

FFS, don't start on the Titanic again...

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