FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid injury

By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

So sat in the house bored out my heed, off work with a cracked heel bone. Was away with the lads on Sat and on way back dying for the bus to stop for a piss, when he eventually stopped I decided it be quicker to jump out the fire exit .... so that's how I got my stupid injury.

There must be others who've been d*unk done something daft n hurted themselfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was sat in a house drinking vodka, felt fine. Went out the front door and the fresh air hit me, I keeled over and face-planted on the concrete path. My equally d*unk friend tried to catch me and fell over a hedge! I had to start a new job 2 days later with the skin scraped off half my face

lesson learned!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So sat in the house bored out my heed, off work with a cracked heel bone. Was away with the lads on Sat and on way back dying for the bus to stop for a piss, when he eventually stopped I decided it be quicker to jump out the fire exit .... so that's how I got my stupid injury.

There must be others who've been d*unk done something daft n hurted themselfs

You could have been a Darwin Awards candidate if you'd tried harder.

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By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

"Was sat in a house drinking vodka, felt fine. Went out the front door and the fresh air hit me, I keeled over and face-planted on the concrete path. My equally d*unk friend tried to catch me and fell over a hedge! I had to start a new job 2 days later with the skin scraped off half my face

lesson learned!!"

Shit! Bet that was some 1st day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going back to a party years ago. My pal knew a short cut. Just over this wee wall. Aye it was a 10 ft fuckin drop on the other side. Right in the bushes. Cracked my elbow. Still sore when I lean on it x

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Going back to a party years ago. My pal knew a short cut. Just over this wee wall. Aye it was a 10 ft fuckin drop on the other side. Right in the bushes. Cracked my elbow. Still sore when I lean on it x"

Dont lean on it then

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By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

Thats my fear here that it'll still be sore now and again down the line!

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By *cottishornMan
over a year ago

wee village

Once I had a f3tlife met. I went to kneel on the edge of the bed and miss judged it and fell to the floor poking myself in the eye with a violet wand. Ouch

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I wasn’t d*unk but I dislocated my shoulder getting up off the sofa after a snooze. It was the same shoulder I’d dislocated a few years ago but still .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not drink related but I broke my arm falling off a bucking Bronco mechanical bull

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I cut my little finger on a knife while washing up.

Ok. No big deal. You’ll live I hear you say.

That’s what I thought too.

Fast forward 4 days and I’m in surgery for 21/2 hours with 2 specialist surgeons. 4 weeks in a brace and still can’t bend the tip of my little finger as I had severed the tendon and the surgery to reattach it which opened up half my hand failed

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