FabSwingers.com forum: Serious Post - Jaffa Cakes, How Do you eat them ? And Are They A Cake or A Biscuit ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, go on, let be having you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

CAKE!!

How many times have I had to tell you this Peter???

I confess to just ramming them in - especially the lime ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CAKE!!

How many times have I had to tell you this Peter???

I confess to just ramming them in - especially the lime ones

Actually no tried line yet and I eat Jaffa cakes in so many different ways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren’t they a biscuit classed as cake for 60s tax rates as cakes were taxed less than biscuits ,

I can be even more boring and probably wrong

Nibble sponge off around jelly then remove sponge below jelly and lick the chocolate off said jelly then finished

Fuck that’s quite arousing seeing it written

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aren’t they a biscuit classed as cake for 60s tax rates as cakes were taxed less than biscuits ,

I can be even more boring and probably wrong

Nibble sponge off around jelly then remove sponge below jelly and lick the chocolate off said jelly then finished

Fuck that’s quite arousing seeing it written

Ffs Jaffa cakes can and will be a sexual kink on their own lololl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Aren’t they a biscuit classed as cake for 60s tax rates as cakes were taxed less than biscuits ,

I can be even more boring and probably wrong

Nibble sponge off around jelly then remove sponge below jelly and lick the chocolate off said jelly then finished

Fuck that’s quite arousing seeing it written

Ive been know to do this too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuits go soft when stale cakes go hard therefore they are in fact a cake

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

Wuss!!

Man up and try the lime ones!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Biscuits go soft when stale cakes go hard therefore they are in fact a cake "

Let’s not forget that it’s been decided in the courts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

Wuss!!

Man up and try the lime ones!!

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Didn't even know there was lime ones, will buy a packet, when the single packets go back down to 50p

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Keep em, give me a French Fancy any day

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

Wuss!!

Man up and try the lime ones!!

Didn't even know there was lime ones, will buy a packet, when the single packets go back down to 50p

You cheapskate!! Splash out the whole quid!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Keep em, give me a French Fancy any day

You’re just so posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Keep em, give me a French Fancy any day

A quid for 8 at Iceland

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Keep em, give me a French Fancy any day

You’re just so posh

cheeky, come to my castle gate and say that

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Keep em, give me a French Fancy any day

A quid for 8 at Iceland

Icelands a bit far to go for a bit of what you fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biscuits go soft when stale cakes go hard therefore they are in fact a cake "

*bows to greater knowledge and slinks away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren’t they a biscuit classed as cake for 60s tax rates as cakes were taxed less than biscuits ,

I can be even more boring and probably wrong

Nibble sponge off around jelly then remove sponge below jelly and lick the chocolate off said jelly then finished

Fuck that’s quite arousing seeing it written

Ffs Jaffa cakes can and will be a sexual kink on their own lololl

Haha which reminds me , Apparently there’s been an explosion in gas mask fetishising in Israel the last few years and they put it down to Saddam and his Scud Missiles

How good is it that Scud caused Fetish .... who’d have guessed,

Saying that , only phrasing that works up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way to eat Jaffa Cakes is in bulk. Always McVitties, too. Accept no substitute.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Cake the clues in its name.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"The only way to eat Jaffa Cakes is in bulk. Always McVitties, too. Accept no substitute."
Yessssss

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Keep em, give me a French Fancy any day

You’re just so posh

cheeky, come to my castle gate and say that

I would but can’t swim the moat for the bloody sharks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

This.

Along with tomato ketchup....give me the gig time boak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

This.

Along with tomato ketchup....give me the gig time boak."

Tomato ketchup, yuckkkkk

but jaffas, noooooo, love em

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By *eglover62TV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Cake. One bite , add tea!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake. Eat around edge the eat the middle in a oner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

This.

Along with tomato ketchup....give me the gig time boak."

If you are going to eat jaffa cake with tomato ketchup, what do you expect?

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By *oldsteadyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Over time, cakes go hard - biscuits go soft.

I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with my friend above. It's a cake, they definitely go hard and biscuits go soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, go on, let be having you

Biscuit

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By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Been proven for a long time now they are cakes hence the name. Biscuits go soggy when stale where cakes go hard when stale. Leave one out and see which one it does. Full moon half moon total eclipse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ull moon half moon total eclipse"

That's my mother in law bending over.

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By *oldsteadyMan
over a year ago

glasgow

It's about VAT - no VAT on plain biscuits but there is on chocolate-covered ones.

The taxman tried to put VAT on jaffas but lost the case.

One bite, one nibble, down the hatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

Wuss!!

Man up and try the lime ones!!

Didn't even know there was lime ones, will buy a packet, when the single packets go back down to 50p

Been 50p in Tesco last two weeks...but avoid the strawberry ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren’t they a biscuit classed as cake for 60s tax rates as cakes were taxed less than biscuits ,

I can be even more boring and probably wrong

Nibble sponge off around jelly then remove sponge below jelly and lick the chocolate off said jelly then finished

Fuck that’s quite arousing seeing it written

This is how I eat them too. But I don't care if they're a cake or a biscuit. I'll eat them anyway.

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a cake

And you can get lime ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat them whole, normally most of the packet in one sitting. So nice. The marks and spencers dark chocolate ones are nice too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo a cake

And you can get lime ones?

Yes you can. Lidl also have cherry or raspberry ones with dark chocolate in just now. Well the one down here does. They're good.

L x

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Too damn tasty cake or biscuit!

Need a zero calories version lol

Grump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo a cake

And you can get lime ones?

Yes you can. Lidl also have cherry or raspberry ones with dark chocolate in just now. Well the one down here does. They're good.

L x"

Cherry, you say? I might have work on my aversion to Lidl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat them whole, sometimes 2 at a time. And it's scripture that you can't just have one or two, if you open a box you have to finish the box.

And they are most definitely a cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo a cake

And you can get lime ones?

Yes you can. Lidl also have cherry or raspberry ones with dark chocolate in just now. Well the one down here does. They're good.

L x

Cherry, you say? I might have work on my aversion to Lidl."

Yep. They taste amazing

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

no tax or fat on a jaffa ,,,,,,,,,,perfect!

you can buy a pack with 100 in it ,,,only saying like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo a cake

Was proven in court when they where getting classified for vat purposes

As for eating them, straight to total eclipse and once a packet is open its done, none of that just have 2 and put the packet away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a biscuit. You can find it next to all the other biscuits like tunnocks teacakes and shortbread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, I like to do them in a oner unless I have company!

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

Wuss!!

Man up and try the lime ones!!

Didn't even know there was lime ones, will buy a packet, when the single packets go back down to 50p

Missed the boat. They were 50p in tesco last week. The new strawberry ones are lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo a cake

And you can get lime ones?

Yes you can. Lidl also have cherry or raspberry ones with dark chocolate in just now. Well the one down here does. They're good.

L x"

Damn we bought lunch in Lidl today as well. Then again we vowed no chocolates or donuts today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave them alone and go for the chockolate chip biscuts instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave them alone and go for the chockolate chip biscuts instead"

Heretic.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"They are disgusting... that's what I know... no need to thank me..

Wuss!!

Man up and try the lime ones!!

Didn't even know there was lime ones, will buy a packet, when the single packets go back down to 50p

Double pack for £1 in Tesco. Still a rip off as there’s only 10 on each packet now. Yes, I’ve had too much free time today!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Leave them alone and go for the chockolate chip biscuts instead"

They get dunked in milk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet at a time

A biscuit

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

So many ways to eat Jaffa cakes.

Lick off the chocolate, peel of the orangy bit them eat the base.

Or partial eclipse, total eclipse!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

There cakes it was declared in court . Now I wish you’d just be quiet about them some of us are trying to eat healthy ffs pass me a tasteless low calorie low taste piece of cardboard .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J A F F A C A K E S!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"J A F F A C A K E S!!"

Shhh they’ll all want some .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"J A F F A C A K E S!!

Shhh they’ll all want some .

Share yours then, if you can't eat them!

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By *hargMan
over a year ago

Erskine

Only way to eat Jaffa cakes is plain sides out with Marshmallow Fluff between two on the chocolate side.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is there a biscuit with so many optional ways of eating it

Hmmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a biscuit with so many optional ways of eating it

Hmmmmmm.

Mother was a biscuit packet , several inventive ways of eating penguins and tea cakes , and a few kinkier ones of mars bars in my 20s lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who remembers the Hampden Wafer?

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By *ockyjockyMan
over a year ago

G63 countryside

"Biscuits go soft when stale cakes go hard therefore they are in fact a cake "

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