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Statuses real meanings???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you post someones status that you read (no names) and the next person writes it's "alternative" meaning for you!

E.g. looking forward to tonight... lots of fun on the cards!

Alternative meaning:- quiet night in with the hubby playing strip poker

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I had another "no show"

I sent a face pic and she cancelled on me

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

3 gorgeous girls and a tasty Italian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 gorgeous girls and a tasty Italian "

Home watching Friends again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up again with a hot man.

Insomnia kicked in so microwaved some uncle Ben's rice.

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"3 gorgeous girls and a tasty Italian

Home watching Friends again "

Haha, nope having lasagne with my daughters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine yesterday was “.....listening to The Smiths”

It really was , “first day back at work and depressed oot ma nut “

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

OMG she squirted at me!

Was actually me sitting next to my pal doing her ironing and she pressed the spray button and caught me with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afraid to sneeze today, got the shits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cum shot pics appreciated today

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Rolling around with a very handsome, hairy male = playing with my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolling around with a very handsome, hairy male = playing with my dog"

Your growler?

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Lalalalaaaaaa = sitting at home, getting slightly tipsy, singing along to my lala tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lalalalaaaaaa = sitting at home, getting slightly tipsy, singing along to my lala tunes "

Either that or getting down and dirty with a telly tubby!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

I will now never look at that funny flume thing they have on their heads in the same way again. Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will now never look at that funny flume thing they have on their heads in the same way again. Thanks for that "

You started it! I've just google Laa laa it's (fairly sure they're its) the yellow one with the pigs tail on its head. The mind boggles! Shame on you!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"I will now never look at that funny flume thing they have on their heads in the same way again. Thanks for that

You started it! I've just google Laa laa it's (fairly sure they're its) the yellow one with the pigs tail on its head. The mind boggles! Shame on you! "

Wasn't me!!! I'm just sitting here, still slightly tipsy singing along to my lala tunes - trying to block laa laa out my head (yes it is the yellow one)

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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Omg I've now got the tune from the tellytubbies in my head on repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sitting here with cock in hand waiting for you sexy ladies =

Having a chug in the bog whilst the wife watches Corrie. Hurry up ffs, it's the adverts soon."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rolling around with a very handsome, hairy male = playing with my dog"

Is that not also known as bestiality

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