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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On the radio this morning the were talking about cheesy chat up lines and I thought it be a fun thread so do your worse.

Mine is

That dress looks good on you

But would look better on the bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the forums and you'll see some of the cringiest cheesiest chat up lines imaginable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think some of them might be mine so I do apologise

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Read the forums and you'll see some of the cringiest cheesiest chat up lines imaginable "

Ive heard some women like a bit of cheese.

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By *tevej1111Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Good job I am a fireman, because your setting this place on fire your that hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read the forums and you'll see some of the cringiest cheesiest chat up lines imaginable

Ive heard some women like a bit of cheese. "

That'll explain your attempts at flirting then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inbox is full of them

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Any chance I could hump you ...

.Made that one up myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back then, the guy would say to a girl in a nightclub "here's 10p, go and phone your mother n tell her you'll be late home".

Nowadays they will pass their mobile to the female n say the same thing or would the girls do that to the lads

How do you like your eggs in the morning ?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Any chance I could hump you ...

.Made that one up myself "

Just to clarify I wasn't being rude to the post above ....sorry Off I caused offence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.

I've lost my number, can I have yours

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Back then, the guy would say to a girl in a nightclub "here's 10p, go and phone your mother n tell her you'll be late home".

Nowadays they will pass their mobile to the female n say the same thing or would the girls do that to the lads

How do you like your eggs in the morning ?"

Not fertilized would surely be the reply from women haha.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Read the forums and you'll see some of the cringiest cheesiest chat up lines imaginable

Ive heard some women like a bit of cheese.

That'll explain your attempts at flirting then "

There probably an insult in there somewhere lol, but im afraid its went right over my head on this occasion lol. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite was when a guy tried to hit on me in a bar and asked “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

and I, without missing a beat, replied “ARE YOU CALLING ME SATAN?”

The poor boy looked terrified; worth it!

I had too much fun with it!

(For those who don’t know, scripture informs us that Satan is a fallen angel).

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"My favourite was when a guy tried to hit on me in a bar and asked “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

and I, without missing a beat, replied “ARE YOU CALLING ME SATAN?”

The poor boy looked terrified; worth it!

I had too much fun with it!

(For those who don’t know, scripture informs us that Satan is a fallen angel). "

Now theres a first , a scripture quoting Fabber. Thats seriously amazing , well done you . Xxx

I never knew that and im THE Devil .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My favourite was when a guy tried to hit on me in a bar and asked “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

and I, without missing a beat, replied “ARE YOU CALLING ME SATAN?”

The poor boy looked terrified; worth it!

I had too much fun with it!

(For those who don’t know, scripture informs us that Satan is a fallen angel).

Now theres a first , a scripture quoting Fabber. Thats seriously amazing , well done you . Xxx

I never knew that and im THE Devil . "

Just wondering when is the interdict and asbo up Helel ben Shahar? Come on I wasn’t that bad a neighbor was I? Or is it coz I didn’t call you Mr Morningstar

Musicmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst I had was from a guy on here last Xmas...introducing himself as a sexy Santa and asking if I wanted to join his harem of elves.

Think I told him I'd rather remove my toenails with pliers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me sound an old bastard but “ chatting up” someone is disappearing. Tinder etc is making redundant!

Social media in general is affecting the art of chatting up!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"get yer coat, you've pulled hen" *shudder*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The classic "is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven"... guaranteed to work every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have an electric toaster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The classic "is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven"... guaranteed to work every time!

"

Not if they're wearing jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my phone number can I have yours is a classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One random chat up line

Would u like a seat

My face is free ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any knickers!!! ??

You are???

It must be 15 minutes fast!!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any knickers!!! ??

You are???

It must be 15 minutes fast!!! ?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get.

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By *bigone81Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You going down there hen

Where

Your fanny wae a scrubeing brush your barking.

Needless to say it didny work.

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By *heekybarstewardMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Hows about

Hi my name is pinocchio come sit on my face and I'll tell you lies

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By *ensual masseurMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Do you fuck on first dates ?

It never fails. Lol

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Fancy a game of hide the truncheon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a game of hide the truncheon?"

Always disappointing though when you discover it's more Ladbrokes pencil than Mecca bingo dauber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a game of hide the truncheon?

Always disappointing though when you discover it's more Ladbrokes pencil than Mecca bingo dauber "

I used that one once but instead of the truncheon I said sausage

She replied I don't like wee Willie winkys

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By *exylicksMan
over a year ago

airdrie

i have a tattoo of a ship on my penis. let women overhear you and gets them intrigued.they then say they dont believe you orcan they see it and you reply , i only show women in the bedroom and with most women being nosey they want to go to the bedroom. once there obviously you undress and women look for tattoo then you reply.well its a tattoo of the titanic so the bastard must have sunk lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to play carpenter and joiners.....

Whats that?

First we get hammered then I'm going to nail you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean you can actually talk to women and not just send a dick picture? Every day is a school day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work in the tyre industry and when I was out and about at night used to say : I work for an air line company:it worked sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come sit on my knee, we can talk about the first thing that pops up

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