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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour"

True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!

I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour

True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!

I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish "

We'll make it a memorial park and build statues to all who are deserving

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour

True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!

I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish

We'll make it a memorial park and build statues to all who are deserving "

Should make an interesting park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetarian here.

'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vegetarian here.

'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!"

Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter'

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Vegetarian here.

'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!

Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vegetarian here.

'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!

Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter' "

Makes sense...lentils can't run for fuck.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Vegetarian here.

'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!

Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter'

Makes sense...lentils can't run for fuck."

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they're just not built for speed are they

Fiddly litte buggers to pick up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vegetarian here.

'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!

Did you know vegetarian is a word from an ancient language and is loosely translated as 'terrible hunter'

Makes sense...lentils can't run for fuck."

They get their revenge with the wind they give you, teach you for eating them

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It’s weird to think how some things were discovered making of cheese , mushroom eating if you went by looks there’s some things you’d never put near your mouth .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the guy who milked the first cow, what did he think he was doing and why did he drink it

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"What about the guy who milked the first cow, what did he think he was doing and why did he drink it "

Well to be fair he probably was a pervert he’d seen women breast feed they wouldn’t let him near them so he thought he’d try an udder source .

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What about the guy who milked the first cow, what did he think he was doing and why did he drink it "

He was probably very thirsty and thought if it's good for a calf it's good for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about the guy who milked the first cow, what did he think he was doing and why did he drink it

Well to be fair he probably was a pervert he’d seen women breast feed they wouldn’t let him near them so he thought he’d try an udder source . "

I think this is the right answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also toast. Have to salute whatever genius ate a slice of bread then said "cook it again!!"

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By *ermahornMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour"

This is without doubt THE best forum post!!! Definitely made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haggis(which I love) but who thought “see all that stuff like the heart, lungs lying in the corner that nobody eats? Let’s mince it all up together, throw in some seasoning, wrap it in intestines and cook it”

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By *rB13400Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"Whoever first came up with the idea of cooking a pig deserves a statue in his honour

True but he was lucky because you can eat everything in a pig even do black pudding with its blood!

I personally think the statue should go to the guy that came up with the idea of how to cook the fugu fish "

I'm always reminded of the Simpson episode when homer eats the fugu fish and the apprentice sushi chef

Poison, poison, poison, ah tasty fish, always makes me chuckle

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By *40ffCouple
over a year ago

Anstruther


"Vegetarian here.

'Mon the lentils!!!!!!!"

Vegan here high 5 for lentils !!!

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