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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seen as its October, share your dodgy meets ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooft crazy head that was out his nut .. gave him benefit of the doubt at first cos I just thought he was excited haha ...well I ended up leaving covered in his sweat ..and i don't mean sweat from a right good fuck ..I mean extreme sweating that couldnt have been natural ..I'm sure he got up twice to take more haha ...anyway I've never got away so quick..horrendous

That's probably tame to.some stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/10/18 10:14:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooft crazy head that was out his nut .. gave him benefit of the doubt at first cos I just thought he was excited haha ...well I ended up leaving covered in his sweat ..and i don't mean sweat from a right good fuck ..I mean extreme sweating that couldnt have been natural ..I'm sure he got up twice to take more haha ...anyway I've never got away so quick..horrendous

That's probably tame to.some stories"

Coke head ***

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooft crazy head that was out his nut .. gave him benefit of the doubt at first cos I just thought he was excited haha ...well I ended up leaving covered in his sweat ..and i don't mean sweat from a right good fuck ..I mean extreme sweating that couldnt have been natural ..I'm sure he got up twice to take more haha ...anyway I've never got away so quick..horrendous

That's probably tame to.some stories

Coke head ***"

Still if u turned up expecting someone sober n sensible n they were sweating like a bastard id be worried too lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Oooft crazy head that was out his nut .. gave him benefit of the doubt at first cos I just thought he was excited haha ...well I ended up leaving covered in his sweat ..and i don't mean sweat from a right good fuck ..I mean extreme sweating that couldnt have been natural ..I'm sure he got up twice to take more haha ...anyway I've never got away so quick..horrendous

That's probably tame to.some stories"

I’ve had this happen. Asked him to leave and he went in a huff!

I don’t mind mess and sweat but when you’ve just started.... naw!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oooft crazy head that was out his nut .. gave him benefit of the doubt at first cos I just thought he was excited haha ...well I ended up leaving covered in his sweat ..and i don't mean sweat from a right good fuck ..I mean extreme sweating that couldnt have been natural ..I'm sure he got up twice to take more haha ...anyway I've never got away so quick..horrendous

That's probably tame to.some stories

I’ve had this happen. Asked him to leave and he went in a huff!

I don’t mind mess and sweat but when you’ve just started.... naw!!!"

Sweating afore thev even got their not so big in person cock out bahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does marriage count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one dates from before fab may have been set up. Contact ads in the tabloids! I got a reply and went thru to Kirkcaldy and when I open the door she is probably twice my age or more... she did have a cracking pair of thighboots but the horror bit of the story was she stuck a Julio Iglesias LP on to get us in the mood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooft crazy head that was out his nut .. gave him benefit of the doubt at first cos I just thought he was excited haha ...well I ended up leaving covered in his sweat ..and i don't mean sweat from a right good fuck ..I mean extreme sweating that couldnt have been natural ..I'm sure he got up twice to take more haha ...anyway I've never got away so quick..horrendous

That's probably tame to.some stories

I’ve had this happen. Asked him to leave and he went in a huff!

I don’t mind mess and sweat but when you’ve just started.... naw!!!"

It was fine to.begin with but half way through it was awful...I had to make my exsuses and leave

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"This one dates from before fab may have been set up. Contact ads in the tabloids! I got a reply and went thru to Kirkcaldy and when I open the door she is probably twice my age or more... she did have a cracking pair of thighboots but the horror bit of the story was she stuck a Julio Iglesias LP on to get us in the mood!"

That’s real class that is - Julio is the god of love

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I once went to meet a nice looking lady who I’d been talking to for a while.

But when I got there she looked nothing like her picture

She explained it was her but that it was taken a while ago. A LONG WHILE AGO. So I made my excuses and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking Des O Connor might also have featured... can't remember whether it was vinyl or cassette now that I think of it I think it was cassette (so it wouldn't jump - we stayed in the living room and it was the first time i got carpet burn on my knees too!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away "

Ffs that sounds horrendous

I was in the pub last night watching the football and a guy stood beside me and was mingling of BO. Why o why do guys allow themselfs to get so bad

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away

Ffs that sounds horrendous

I was in the pub last night watching the football and a guy stood beside me and was mingling of BO. Why o why do guys allow themselfs to get so bad "

So did you bum him or not ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away

Ffs that sounds horrendous

I was in the pub last night watching the football and a guy stood beside me and was mingling of BO. Why o why do guys allow themselfs to get so bad

So did you bum him or not ? "

Aq expecially out n about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away

Ffs that sounds horrendous

I was in the pub last night watching the football and a guy stood beside me and was mingling of BO. Why o why do guys allow themselfs to get so bad "

I don't think they can smell it either that or they just don't care feckin minks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne omg I’m actually surprised you let him near you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anne omg I’m actually surprised you let him near you "

He was fine to start with..must have taken loads before I walked in the door haha..and I know.someome else who had same experience with the guy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away

Ffs that sounds horrendous

I was in the pub last night watching the football and a guy stood beside me and was mingling of BO. Why o why do guys allow themselfs to get so bad

I don't think they can smell it either that or they just don't care feckin minks "
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For me I'm 6ft 1 and the guy was about 5ft 8 so I said to the guy, 'mate ur blocking my view" he looked at my height n the TV in a confused way and said "oh sorry" and then moved away.

Thank god for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not got many horror stories per say as I can usually deal with any situation I find myself in, well up until now.

I was supposed to have a meet at mine as the female was gonna drive to mine but she phoned an hour before meet to say she started drinking and could I come to hers.

Not thinking I went to hers after she sent me her address. She was stunning but I could tell she had a wee drink. But as the night progressed she ended up worse for wear so I took her to her bedroom undressed her to her bra n panties n put her under her covers n then left.

She phoned later the next day to ask "did we fuck ?" loll I told her, no all I did was put her to bed.

Think that's a scenario that could have turned out worse with others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy come to mine and walk straight into my house without even knocking!! When I pointed out that was rude he just shrugged it off. He also spent the whole time we were chatting chewing gum noisily which is a bugbear of mine. Needless to say we did not play and he then badmouthed me to a few other guys on here

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By *oreblocksthanlegoMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I went to a meet once and the profile picture was of her daughter and not her. That said she was great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy come to mine and walk straight into my house without even knocking!! When I pointed out that was rude he just shrugged it off. He also spent the whole time we were chatting chewing gum noisily which is a bugbear of mine. Needless to say we did not play and he then badmouthed me to a few other guys on here "

If someone was as disrespectful as that I'd just tell them to leave straight away.

I don't understand guys who treat girls that way, seriously. Any hint of it just get em to fuck. Those types of people are the reason why most have socials in a public place now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her or the daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy come to mine and walk straight into my house without even knocking!! When I pointed out that was rude he just shrugged it off. He also spent the whole time we were chatting chewing gum noisily which is a bugbear of mine. Needless to say we did not play and he then badmouthed me to a few other guys on here

If someone was as disrespectful as that I'd just tell them to leave straight away.

I don't understand guys who treat girls that way, seriously. Any hint of it just get em to fuck. Those types of people are the reason why most have socials in a public place now "

I should have trusted my instincts on that one Peter as I had actually arranged to meet him a while previously and something about his attitude put me off. Lesson learned. He is blocked and will remain so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to a meet once and the profile picture was of her daughter and not her. That said she was great."
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I don't give a fuck how hot they are if they lied by showing a different picture they would be binned. Think that is quite sad.

Even have friends in the same situation and I said to them what did you do, the reply was "auch he was there n I was horny so I fucked him"

Ffs still can't get over it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to a meet once and the profile picture was of her daughter and not her. That said she was great."

Holy crap thats a whole lotta wrong using your daughters pic thinking a guy is coming over expecting to shag ur daughter!! That gives me the fucking fear who does that?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went on a meet and the couple's 9year old kid walked in... unknown to us that he was in his bed and they failed to tell us !!!!

Total nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I went to a meet once and the profile picture was of her daughter and not her. That said she was great..

I don't give a fuck how hot they are if they lied by showing a different picture they would be binned. Think that is quite sad.

Even have friends in the same situation and I said to them what did you do, the reply was "auch he was there n I was horny so I fucked him"

Ffs still can't get over it "

That's why people oe get away with it. You can't name and shame, if you write it in the verification, they don't need to show it. If you report them, I'm not sure what would happen but they can just delete and get a new profile. The answer is don't fuck them, don't reward them for being an ass hole. Tell them to sling their hook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told this one before but a few years back I came home from work on a Saturday night, I think just about 10nish and went into fab.

Doing a search I seen a single girl profile that had "two girls looking for one cock". So I sent a message which said "aye ok, pull the other one". They looked at my profile n replied' you'll do' so one messaged after another ended in a phone call with me being invited to one of the girls houses.

To cut a long story short, I chapped the door and a fucking stunner opened the door, invited me in and say beside the other hottie, a wee horny chat telling me they wur out fir the day drinking and wete horny and then we wee playing. So I was on the setae with one girl sucking my cock and the other snogging me when all of a sudden two other girls bursted out of the kitchen.

I was shocked and stood up and said "what the fuck is going on" and one said "well Peter, there's actually four of us wanting one Cock but if we advertised 4 girls most of you guys would bottle it.

I obviously stayed and left next sat anoyt 12 noon as I was passed about like a dirty rag but what if........

It was a girl with two guts then another two burst out. Shows you how dangerous it can be.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had a social meet with a guy which went ok and had planned to see him again. The next day he put an update on of a pic with him in black lacey knickers with his cock hanging out. He could not understand why i changed my mind anout meeting him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a social meet with a guy which went ok and had planned to see him again. The next day he put an update on of a pic with him in black lacey knickers with his cock hanging out. He could not understand why i changed my mind anout meeting him again."

Where they your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away

Ffs that sounds horrendous

I was in the pub last night watching the football and a guy stood beside me and was mingling of BO. Why o why do guys allow themselfs to get so bad "

Not just guys... I was in the supermarket buying Paracetamol and there was this smell... indescribable, eye watering, turned around and there before me was a woman in her early thirties... I left without my tablets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatted to a couple for while on here, seemed sensible and sane. Agreed to meet, tuned up at their place and met by the male half at the door in his dressing gown. Showed me into a room completely kitted out as kids nursery only on the oversized scale. Female was sitting in a kids play pen dressed in kids clothes and wearing a nappy. Hubbie takes of his dressing gown only to reveal the same. Was I shocked? No. I did make my excuse by saying I did not play with under age and left. Some strange people around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guy turned up stinking of B.O I offered him a shower he declined I sent him away

Ffs that sounds horrendous

I was in the pub last night watching the football and a guy stood beside me and was mingling of BO. Why o why do guys allow themselfs to get so bad

Not just guys... I was in the supermarket buying Paracetamol and there was this smell... indescribable, eye watering, turned around and there before me was a woman in her early thirties... I left without my tablets... "

I was sent to the head of maths office in high school. It was a warm day, during her rant she lifted her arms, I swear my face felt like the end scene of raiders of the lost ark, when they open the ark and the faces of the nazis melt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chatted to a couple for while on here, seemed sensible and sane. Agreed to meet, tuned up at their place and met by the male half at the door in his dressing gown. Showed me into a room completely kitted out as kids nursery only on the oversized scale. Female was sitting in a kids play pen dressed in kids clothes and wearing a nappy. Hubbie takes of his dressing gown only to reveal the same. Was I shocked? No. I did make my excuse by saying I did not play with under age and left. Some strange people around. "

I know someone on here who met a couple where the lady pretended to be a baby. He still fucked her(boak)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a social meet with a guy which went ok and had planned to see him again. The next day he put an update on of a pic with him in black lacey knickers with his cock hanging out. He could not understand why i changed my mind anout meeting him again.

Where they your knickers "

might have been mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chatted to a couple for while on here, seemed sensible and sane. Agreed to meet, tuned up at their place and met by the male half at the door in his dressing gown. Showed me into a room completely kitted out as kids nursery only on the oversized scale. Female was sitting in a kids play pen dressed in kids clothes and wearing a nappy. Hubbie takes of his dressing gown only to reveal the same. Was I shocked? No. I did make my excuse by saying I did not play with under age and left. Some strange people around.

I know someone on here who met a couple where the lady pretended to be a baby. He still fucked her(boak) "

Surely that's the same couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well i have a few horror stories mostly jnvolving pain in my ass lol plenty of no shows, smelly guys, worse houses, stalkers ect, my favourite is the guy thst was fucking me from behind n i had a butt plug in the wee jewel one n he shoved the full thing in my ass, was bleeding n took some right self anal abuse to get it out but i was determined no to be on an episide of sex sent me to the e.r, he was just like oops it went in! Raging for ages lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i have a few horror stories mostly jnvolving pain in my ass lol plenty of no shows, smelly guys, worse houses, stalkers ect, my favourite is the guy thst was fucking me from behind n i had a butt plug in the wee jewel one n he shoved the full thing in my ass, was bleeding n took some right self anal abuse to get it out but i was determined no to be on an episide of sex sent me to the e.r, he was just like oops it went in! Raging for ages lol"

jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i have a few horror stories mostly jnvolving pain in my ass lol plenty of no shows, smelly guys, worse houses, stalkers ect, my favourite is the guy thst was fucking me from behind n i had a butt plug in the wee jewel one n he shoved the full thing in my ass, was bleeding n took some right self anal abuse to get it out but i was determined no to be on an episide of sex sent me to the e.r, he was just like oops it went in! Raging for ages lol"

I bet your ass was raging for a while too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a social meet with a guy which went ok and had planned to see him again. The next day he put an update on of a pic with him in black lacey knickers with his cock hanging out. He could not understand why i changed my mind anout meeting him again.

Where they your knickers

might have been mine"

Who wore them better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i have a few horror stories mostly jnvolving pain in my ass lol plenty of no shows, smelly guys, worse houses, stalkers ect, my favourite is the guy thst was fucking me from behind n i had a butt plug in the wee jewel one n he shoved the full thing in my ass, was bleeding n took some right self anal abuse to get it out but i was determined no to be on an episide of sex sent me to the e.r, he was just like oops it went in! Raging for ages lol"

Omg!! I wouldn't even laugh at that!! I had a guy "slip" while we were fucking hard and I went absolutely mental!! It bloody hurt!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well i have a few horror stories mostly jnvolving pain in my ass lol plenty of no shows, smelly guys, worse houses, stalkers ect, my favourite is the guy thst was fucking me from behind n i had a butt plug in the wee jewel one n he shoved the full thing in my ass, was bleeding n took some right self anal abuse to get it out but i was determined no to be on an episide of sex sent me to the e.r, he was just like oops it went in! Raging for ages lol

Omg!! I wouldn't even laugh at that!! I had a guy "slip" while we were fucking hard and I went absolutely mental!! It bloody hurt!! "

Iv had a few guys do that too wait whike i just lie here holding my asshole and die lol, n worst one of them was the same guy from the butt plug incident haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a female who is laughing like fuck as she's riding my cock. She's got a video of it.

Ffs honest folks it was a good joke I told her for her to start laughing, nutting to do with my cock or my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus christ...none of you are big on discretion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anymore stories folks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know a female who is laughing like fuck as she's riding my cock. She's got a video of it.

Ffs honest folks it was a good joke I told her for her to start laughing, nutting to do with my cock or my face "

I think ul find you told me u better not start laughing lol!

This is a fab horror stories that wasnt exactly horrible! Lol some people are happy to share their stories discrete or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i have a few horror stories mostly jnvolving pain in my ass lol plenty of no shows, smelly guys, worse houses, stalkers ect, my favourite is the guy thst was fucking me from behind n i had a butt plug in the wee jewel one n he shoved the full thing in my ass, was bleeding n took some right self anal abuse to get it out but i was determined no to be on an episide of sex sent me to the e.r, he was just like oops it went in! Raging for ages lol"

Think he may have needed Specsavers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion haha ...it's just stories, nothing to be shocked over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Discretion haha ...it's just stories, nothing to be shocked over "

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Turned up and the address was a massive tower block. We met him and were not keen as he was 4” shorter than his profile said. When we got to his door he said his brother was in. We were out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got chatting to a couple from perth a few years ago now. Arranged for them to come to my house. When they arrived the girl had a little drink on herand the guy was a little bit quiet. We started to get into things and they guy was just watching. Suddenly he got up and left saying he was going for a walk i was taking back the girl said he often does this i felt uncomfortable about this and sure enough he came back and the started to argue voices raised. It was late / early morning i managed to get them out the house saying my son would be home from work. From that point on i never bring anyone back the first time of meeting. Always a social then a hotel meet until i really know them.

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

I lick a burd out on her bad week

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