FabSwingers.com forum: You are...

By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... on a deserted island

..with the poster above

But you have 2 options:

1) you can KEEP the poster above.

You never know, they could have survival skills

2) you can use your JOKER Card.

And exchange them for a bowl of cooked rice and fish

KEEP the poster above or JOKER get the bowl of rice/fish instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll keep you and you can teach me to swear in foreign languages

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

KEEP cos there's 2 of you to help !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep...you're bigger than me so there's more eating in you when I get fed up with bananas and coconuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep...you're bigger than me so there's more eating in you when I get fed up with bananas and coconuts."

Definitely keep.... Always pretty entertaining..

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By *elaxedcplCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Keep...you're bigger than me so there's more eating in you when I get fed up with bananas and coconuts."

Definitely keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it fried rice? Can I swap the fish for sweet and sour sauce or curry?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Bowl of rice and fish no ta just bop them over the head and human jerky for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter who it was it would surely denigrate into a Lord of the Flies type scenario so no matter how hot you are.....you’re getting bopped over the head!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I don't like fish ..much prefer some company

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I don't like fish ..much prefer some company

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keep he could be handy for a few things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like fish ..much prefer some company

keep he could be handy for a few things lol

If you need a lift to the other side of the island

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By *oreblocksthanlegoMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't like fish ..much prefer some company

keep he could be handy for a few things lol

Defo a keeper

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I don't like fish ..much prefer some company

keep he could be handy for a few things lol

If you need a lift to the other side of the island

Least I'm handy for something

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I don't like fish ..much prefer some company

keep he could be handy for a few things lol

If you need a lift to the other side of the island

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that too

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Better keep you never know when you need something blowing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep

She's enough of a joker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep

She's enough of a joker

Keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like fish ..much prefer some company

keep he could be handy for a few things lol

keep miss D you can be my girl Friday and ehm saturday sunday monday. You get the drift.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

In this scenario I'd rather someone larger than 'Average'.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Is it fried rice? Can I swap the fish for sweet and sour sauce or curry?"

Nope no swapping available

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"In this scenario I'd rather someone larger than 'Average'.

Agreed! I’ll get rice and fish

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By *hickinthewarmMan
over a year ago

Fife

Thibk I’ll stick with the poster above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it fried rice? Can I swap the fish for sweet and sour sauce or curry?

Nope no swapping available

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now there isn’t much to you maxi so If I have to eat you how long could I survive is might next question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you"

Keep you two.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two."

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two.

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

If I'd not washed my fanny for a month before, would it save me ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two.

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

If I'd not washed my fanny for a month before, would it save me ?"

Fish or Mrs doggy ...that's a tough 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two.

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

If I'd not washed my fanny for a month before, would it save me ?

Fish or Mrs doggy ...that's a tough 1

They both smell the same apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two.

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

If I'd not washed my fanny for a month before, would it save me ?

Fish or Mrs doggy ...that's a tough 1

They both smell the same apparently

Arbroath smokie has fuck all on The Doggy Nani.

I'd keep you Max. Need someone level headed when I've gone nuts...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two.

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

If I'd not washed my fanny for a month before, would it save me ?

Fish or Mrs doggy ...that's a tough 1

They both smell the same apparently

I don't like fish so I'm fucked either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two.

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

If I'd not washed my fanny for a month before, would it save me ?

Fish or Mrs doggy ...that's a tough 1

They both smell the same apparently

I don't like fish so I'm fucked either way

Nawww fecked that, if the fish was out of the desertedddddf island chip shop then I'd take the fish n rice but other that that I'll keep bunkum as I've usually my connect4 incase I get a meet on the island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awk I’ll keep him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awk I’ll keep him "

Keep

Can you bring your hair dye? I need a wee revamp x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awk I’ll keep him

Keep

Can you bring your hair dye? I need a wee revamp x

Of course! I do too funnily enough

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"In this scenario I'd rather someone larger than 'Average'.

Agreed! I’ll get rice and fish

I walked straight in to that one

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"In this scenario I'd rather someone larger than 'Average'.

Agreed! I’ll get rice and fish

I walked straight in to that one

Lol Ya sure did

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Love these kind of posts, never stick to the thread and comment on the person above

Keep you

Keep you two.

Keep you

Is it wrong to say i would eat you

If I'd not washed my fanny for a month before, would it save me ?

Fish or Mrs doggy ...that's a tough 1

They both smell the same apparently

Arbroath smokie has fuck all on The Doggy Nani.

I'd keep you Max. Need someone level headed when I've gone nuts..."

Will probs go nuts before you if I am deprived of my daily dose of chocolate

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Keep

She's enough of a joker

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what ever do you mean ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a sucker for rice ‘n’ fish I’m afraid, so in the sea with you MissD

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I’m a sucker for rice ‘n’ fish I’m afraid, so in the sea with you MissD

I like my rice and fish but I couldn’t possibly send you for a long swim

So i’ll Keep ya

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Keep and hopefully have learned French before we’re rescued .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep. So long as both of our trucks of clothes survive or there may be fights over the stockings...

Mistress Amelia x

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Keep. So long as both of our trucks of clothes survive or there may be fights over the stockings...

Mistress Amelia x

Keep. You can keep me straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep, this island might be a former French colony and my knowledge of the lingo is just about passable

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hmmm, I'm hungry. I'm going for the rice n fish soz.

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

I'd keep. Get more done with 2 folk... and going by your profile, I doubt we'd be stuck for things to do

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Rice and fish am afraid... feeling unsociable

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Keep the poster above... Try catch fish together

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