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A bottle of rum to fill my tum... And that’s the life for me  | |||
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"I am all sorted for pirate day. I've had my cheerio ho ho ho's. (also works for Santa clause day)" Haha  | |||
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"Arr I just met you This might be crazy But I is a pirate So call me " matey " "What’s the plural of ‘matey’ lol | |||
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"SLAP I didn’t deserve that. SLAP I may have deserved that "Brilliant avatar | |||
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"Bring me ale wench!!! Ok, I may actually talk that every day to be fair...." Haha! What's the response to that... I wonder | |||
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"SLAP I didn’t deserve that. SLAP I may have deserved that
Brilliant avatar "Hasn’t everyone got a pirate avatar?  | |||
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"Bring me ale wench!!! Ok, I may actually talk that every day to be fair.... Haha! What's the response to that... I wonder "It's an interesting one...I'm single! | |||
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"SLAP I didn’t deserve that. SLAP I may have deserved that
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Hasn’t everyone got a pirate avatar? "I need a Gina Davies pirate avatar | |||
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"Bring me ale wench!!! Ok, I may actually talk that every day to be fair.... Haha! What's the response to that... I wonder
It's an interesting one...I'm single!"haha! | |||
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"Why are they called pirates?? Because they AAAAAR (pirate voice) " | |||
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"Aaaar be a special day methinks I’ll join in . "Welcome Pirate Steph | |||
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"What did the first mate see down the toilet? The Captains log! What is a pirates favourite doll? BAAAAARRRRBIE! Why don’t pirates go to strip clubs? Because they already have all the booty! Why did the pirate buy an eye patch? Because he couldn’t afford an iPad! What’s a pirates favourite fish dish? Pieces of skate! 3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates. What do pirates wear in the winter? Long Johns! What’s a pirates favourite part of a song? The hook! Who gets all their movies for free? Pirates! Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep! What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook! What do you call a stupid pirate? The pillage idiot! Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck! How do pirates like to cook their steaks? On a BAAAARRRRRBECUE! What happens if you take the p out of a pirate? He becomes irate! What do you call a pirate with three eyes? Piiirate! Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C! How did the pirate find out he needed glasses? He took an aye exam! What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass! How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRR!!! A pirate walks into a bar with a big ships wheel down his pants. The bartender says, “Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship’s wheel down the front of your pants? The pirate replies, “Aaargh, it’s driving me nuts!!” "Merci | |||
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"Pirate social Can you imagine "Awesome idea | |||
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"Pirate social Can you imagine
Awesome idea "Lots of busty wenches Copious amounts of rum... | |||
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"Pirate social Can you imagine
Awesome idea
Lots of busty wenches
Copious amounts of rum..."My kinda nite  | |||
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"Pirate social Can you imagine
Awesome idea
Lots of busty wenches
Copious amounts of rum..."I like the idea | |||
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"Pirate social Can you imagine
Awesome idea
Lots of busty wenches
Copious amounts of rum...
I like the idea "Better watch someone doesn’t pirate the idea . ( was the best I could think of before you all groan )  | |||
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