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"I wear my baseball cap at a jaunty angle while playing fortnight on my commodore 64. "And it’s fortnite  | |||
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"I wear my baseball cap at a jaunty angle while playing fortnight on my commodore 64.
And it’s fortnite "Even I know that | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all "Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless. The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them. | |||
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"I have no fecking idea what any of you are saying "Some boy!!! | |||
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"I do too but autocorrect changed it and tbh I hate it when things aren't spelt correctly. Lol. Hang on my popper trqckies have come undone while I was tying my Adidas samba. Lol" Skin tight joggies! They have to be skin tight. | |||
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"My daughter goes on about u tubers and i an clueless but she also dragged me into Ann Summers not long ago and i had to do my shocked mother impressions." Of course you did. How dare mum have a better sex life??? | |||
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"2 teenagers in my house ..I don't have a clue. They just walk about all day telling me to shut up haha" I just tell mine how much I love them - in front of all heir friends
Or hug them and say I love you .......like a Labrador and lick their face | |||
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"2 teenagers in my house ..I don't have a clue. They just walk about all day telling me to shut up haha" My oldests most used phrase is ‘I’m hungry!’ He’s like a plague of locusts. | |||
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"I just stay singing and "dad dancing" pisses then right off. Lol " The floss and orange justice! Been taught them both! | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. " | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. " I'm the one who shows my kids the videos  Janet will testify to the videos
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"I just stay singing and "dad dancing" pisses then right off. Lol The floss and orange justice! Been taught them both! "eh? | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take "Peter I can testify to that too !!! | |||
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"2 teenagers in my house ..I don't have a clue. They just walk about all day telling me to shut up haha My oldests most used phrase is ‘I’m hungry!’ He’s like a plague of locusts. "Hollow legs Janet..my 16 year old has that problem | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take "Your videos are just wrong | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong "Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong
Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox "Haha Peter panicking there | |||
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"2 teenagers in my house ..I don't have a clue. They just walk about all day telling me to shut up haha" Do we live in the same house haha | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong
Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox
Haha Peter panicking there "Oh think you know me by now, I don't panic, even if there's a 100 people in the room and I have a different view, I wont change it just cause of peer pressure but In saying that, the toilet video is very wrong | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong
Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox
Haha Peter panicking there
Oh think you know me by now, I don't panic, even if there's a 100 people in the room and I have a different view, I wont change it just cause of peer pressure but In saying that, the toilet video is very wrong "That should not have been shared! | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong
Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox
Haha Peter panicking there
Oh think you know me by now, I don't panic, even if there's a 100 people in the room and I have a different view, I wont change it just cause of peer pressure but In saying that, the toilet video is very wrong
That should not have been shared!"Peter I opened that in Asda haha | |||
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And I did watch some YouTubers' new craze which is getting in a ring and try to box | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong
Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox
Haha Peter panicking there
Oh think you know me by now, I don't panic, even if there's a 100 people in the room and I have a different view, I wont change it just cause of peer pressure but In saying that, the toilet video is very wrong
That should not have been shared!
Peter I opened that in Asda haha"Have you learnt nothing?? | |||
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"The boys keep me up to speed
And I did watch some YouTubers' new craze which is getting in a ring and try to box "I heard all about that. And their little brothers too. Idiots lol | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong
Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox
Haha Peter panicking there
Oh think you know me by now, I don't panic, even if there's a 100 people in the room and I have a different view, I wont change it just cause of peer pressure but In saying that, the toilet video is very wrong
That should not have been shared!
Peter I opened that in Asda haha
Have you learnt nothing?? "I bloody know better now haha | |||
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"Mine come and show me videos, dad, you have to see this and ten minutes later I'm like, fuck that's ten minutes of my life I'll never get back. Lol occasionally they are good though. I'm the one who shows my kids the videos Janet will testify to the videos
That's 10 minutes of people's lifes I take
Your videos are just wrong
Oi there no mine, they just end up in my inbox
Haha Peter panicking there
Oh think you know me by now, I don't panic, even if there's a 100 people in the room and I have a different view, I wont change it just cause of peer pressure but In saying that, the toilet video is very wrong
That should not have been shared!
Peter I opened that in Asda haha
Have you learnt nothing?? "The bad thing is, when I was putting it on, ready to be sent, I was giggling like mad like a little kid thinking of their reactions | |||
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"How much do you actually understand when your kids start talking about the latest crazes or games? Do you know who the YouTube stars are? Are you just baffled? Come on, own up. Someone might even be able to enlighten us all about some of them "Back to Op's post As I work and coach different age groups I youth football, there is something new every day they talk about or even in slang and some times I bite and say, what does that mean etc..  | |||
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"The boys keep me up to speed
And I did watch some YouTubers' new craze which is getting in a ring and try to box "They made a small fortune of that so called box I'm up to date with most of it,don't have much of a choice if I want to understand what's happening,what they are talking about and latest trends Don't get me started on V Bucks either | |||
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"The boys keep me up to speed
And I did watch some YouTubers' new craze which is getting in a ring and try to box
I heard all about that. And their little brothers too. Idiots lol "Lol I even paid for the privilege
Plus, when a particular idiot is training and on the ring he is not making disrespectful videos | |||
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"The boys keep me up to speed
And I did watch some YouTubers' new craze which is getting in a ring and try to box
They made a small fortune of that so called box
I'm up to date with most of it,don't have much of a choice if I want to understand what's happening,what they are talking about and latest trends
Don't get me started on V Bucks either"They sure do | |||
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"My kids won't let me park near their school cos they say my car is an embarrassment....it's bloody new haha....might be the 90s tunes belting out haha " Come on, fess up. It’s a barbir pink smart car is t it??  | |||
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"Oh Rok, I didn’t mean to make you feel old mate lol. But here’s the real kicker, was it as bad when you kids were teens? " Not really, my son was into a lot of the stuff I was and it showed in his song writing and the success he made of his band. He clashed more with his mother than me. I was always technically minded so no surprise he is now a senior systems analyst. My daughter became a pain in the arse in her 20’s her teens were pain free. | |||
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"Biggest thing on my sons mind is article 13. He was at a meeting with the first minister this morning and asked her privately what her opinion was, he wanted to have a direct quote from her for an English essay. She didn't know what hew was talking about. Lol" I have a copy of the UNCRC in front of me right now! | |||
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"Biggest thing on my sons mind is article 13. He was at a meeting with the first minister this morning and asked her privately what her opinion was, he wanted to have a direct quote from her for an English essay. She didn't know what hew was talking about. Lol I have a copy of the UNCRC in front of me right now!" Send it to. Mrs sturgeon the. Lol. | |||
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"Biggest thing on my sons mind is article 13. He was at a meeting with the first minister this morning and asked her privately what her opinion was, he wanted to have a direct quote from her for an English essay. She didn't know what hew was talking about. Lol I have a copy of the UNCRC in front of me right now! Send it to. Mrs sturgeon the. Lol. " Need it for Uni, she can get her own! | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them. "This fucking cracks me up to! And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube. | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them.
This fucking cracks me up to!
And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube. "I’d gladly punch him in the throat! | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them.
This fucking cracks me up to!
And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube.
I’d gladly punch him in the throat!"He's a wee dick!!! | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them.
This fucking cracks me up to!
And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube.
I’d gladly punch him in the throat!
He's a wee dick!!!"YEAH!! (Can anyone tell me why I need to punch this twat in the head? ) | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them.
This fucking cracks me up to!
And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube.
I’d gladly punch him in the throat!
He's a wee dick!!!
YEAH!!
(Can anyone tell me why I need to punch this twat in the head? )"Every time he laughs I reach for the wine! | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them.
This fucking cracks me up to!
And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube.
I’d gladly punch him in the throat!
He's a wee dick!!!
YEAH!!
(Can anyone tell me why I need to punch this twat in the head? )"Watch him on YouTube. If you get more than 30secs into a video without smashing your tablet or phone up then I'm not talking to you again | |||
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"Nobody can knock Dan TDM and Ali A, they're really good. Luckily growing up as gaming we really just starting I got the fascination with it (and all things tech) so I've managed to keep up with the latest games and get it. If you haven't played "duck life 4" or done the floss over someone's pile of loot you just aren't cool. " Are you saying I’m not cool??  | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them.
This fucking cracks me up to!
And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube.
I’d gladly punch him in the throat!
He's a wee dick!!!
YEAH!!
(Can anyone tell me why I need to punch this twat in the head? )
Watch him on YouTube. If you get more than 30secs into a video without smashing your tablet or phone up then I'm not talking to you again "Can I not just take your word for it? I need to scratch my ass  | |||
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"See, I’d rather play the game than watch someone else play it too. I really don’t get that at all
Unless it’s a tricky bit or locking for a hack, it is pointless.
The wee one loves watching people open LOL dolls. Saves me buying them, she gets excited about someone else opening them.
This fucking cracks me up to!
And the youngest is also obsessed by some nugget called Dan TDM on YouTube.
I’d gladly punch him in the throat!
He's a wee dick!!!
YEAH!!
(Can anyone tell me why I need to punch this twat in the head? )
Watch him on YouTube. If you get more than 30secs into a video without smashing your tablet or phone up then I'm not talking to you again
Can I not just take your word for it? I need to scratch my ass "Picking your brown eye will be a more constructive use of your time. | |||
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"My daughter turned 13 this summer. Overnight I seem to go from being a vaguely amusing and cool dad to being an embarrassing pain in the arse. Although I was very impressed at how quickly she learned to tut and roll her eyes simultaneously. " It’s a real art form | |||
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"My daughter goes on about u tubers and i an clueless but she also dragged me into Ann Summers not long ago and i had to do my shocked mother impressions." Until the person on the till refered to you by your first name that is lol... | |||
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