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What's your favourite analogy?

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By *TBS OP   Man
over a year ago

close enough

For me,the one that brings such a brilliant image into my head (and I use lots) is.

"Hunched over tossing off like a safari park Chimp"

Yeah I'm giggling now, sue me!

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaking like a shitting dug....usually used on a Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As welcome as a fart in a space suit.

As popular as a bacon roll at a bar mitzvah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As hard as a whores heart

As dry as a witches tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a Limpet hanging over a pier

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