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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey Peeps x

What’s the worst status update you all have ever seen in all your time on fab?

This could make an interesting thread of repulsive gore

Glad my dinner has at least half digested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Way too many to pick 1

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"There are many"

Valuable contribution

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By *pinCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"There are many

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That could have been the worst status update she’s seen to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to laugh at the ones that give it “Such an amazing night, thanks so much.....you know who you are” which usually means the member in question has spent the night, alone, beating their cock like it owes them money or furiously flicking their bean. Usually no verification either.....attention whores of the highest order!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to laugh at the ones that give it “Such an amazing night, thanks so much.....you know who you are” which usually means the member in question has spent the night, alone, beating their cock like it owes them money or furiously flicking their bean. Usually no verification either.....attention whores of the highest order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one before some bloke going on about banjos and blow jobs...he was trying to be humorous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ‘fab’ puns make me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking to empty my 3 day load

That's a firm fav on a sat night lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw one before some bloke going on about banjos and blow jobs...he was trying to be humorous "

More like a Hummus dip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking to empty my 3 day load

That's a firm fav on a sat night lol

Vintage load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking to empty my three year load.

Bring your own water wings.

(This is a joke, before anybody starts with "poor me" of tiny violins.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking to empty my 3 day load

That's a firm fav on a sat night lol

That always makes me queasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!"

This...when I could be bothered reading the updates there was always one female in particular who continuously made bitchy remarks about other females. Often felt like messaging her and suggesting she go take her face for a shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the updates!!! Lol

Sure does make me giggle...or boak!! Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Hey Peeps x

What’s the worst status update you all have ever seen in all your time on fab?

This could make an interesting thread of repulsive gore

Glad my dinner has at least half digested

Too many to count lately

However, there have also been some funny ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!

"Take her face for a shite"! I love it

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Looking to empty my 3 day load

That's a firm fav on a sat night lol

Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write that often, but it's taking the piss out of the said posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One last night saying his meet let him down so he had booked an escort to come round in a school uniform. Updated today looking for a meet... Not sure how that went for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually my own. I get bored and just try freak folk out.

I also play status dares often, so I’ve had some awful and weird responses to my awful and weird statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am guilty of it aswell but the people who post like this is Facebook. I put my hands up to doing it aswell lol. But I would say the worst one was a guy complaining about not getting a reply from a woman. I always think to myself yeah that's going to help you get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my current one. However men are such literal creatures

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I like my current one. However men are such literal creatures"

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"I like my current one. However men are such literal creatures"

Figuratively speaking, of course

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"But I would say the worst one was a guy complaining about not getting a reply from a woman. I always think to myself yeah that's going to help you get a meet"

My local updates are filled with those..

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

I love the ones that Fems post

"Where all the good looking men"

When she has a face that could model monster munch !!!

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

I might be imagining it but there always seem to be a spike in ranty status updates on a Weds. Chill the fuck out people the weekend will be here soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the ones that Fems post

"Where all the good looking men"

When she has a face that could model monster munch !!!"

Cheers. I'm hungry now. Could murder a bag of pickled onion.

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

Sorry miss doggy

I should off said I wouldn't ride them- except into battle!!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Phone chat while i get fisted...." Actually wait, come to think of it that might have been one of mine...I need to stop getting wasted.

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

[Removed by poster at 29/08/18 17:52:50]

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

""Phone chat while i get fisted...." Actually wait, come to think of it that might have been one of mine...I need to stop getting wasted.

If you can't remember it or it's wasn't on Facebook - never happened !!! Lol

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Anything bitchy or passive aggressive really puts me off!

Take yer face for a shite is now going into my insult lexicon. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There ine just now,a female or is it saying, if you know me let me know, turns me on thinking i'm known, its a blank profile so how would anyone know

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I love the ones that Fems post

"Where all the good looking men"

When she has a face that could model monster munch !!!"

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By *hristian1981Man
over a year ago

dundee

"There ine just now,a female or is it saying, if you know me let me know, turns me on thinking i'm known, its a blank profile so how would anyone know

I've seen that one constantly..

The other I see is the fem wanting videos sent to her kik !! - aye hen because it say your a 32yr slim fem doesn't mean your not 55yr fat sales rep bloke wanking in a carpark ya chancer

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By *TBSMan
over a year ago

close enough

"apply within" or "only tall/handsome/short/vwe/hairy need apply" (delete as appropriate).

Although I do remember years ago one status of "looking for a girl to shit on my chest".

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

I’ll do a joke occasionally but usually only I find them funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""apply within" or "only tall/handsome/short/vwe/hairy need apply" (delete as appropriate).

Although I do remember years ago one status of "looking for a girl to shit on my chest".

This was 1 of the first messages I received on fab about 4years ago!!! Boak

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