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Questions for the "Average Sized Guys out there"..yes us poor guys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They say envy is a terrible thing..if it's penis envy then multiply that by 100 lol.I wish i had a cock so big that i would have to take it a walk around the block at nights to tire it out,damn i have been afflicted with the "small cock gene" how could i not have got Gout or something else passed down to me apart from the dreaded stinkfist gristle lol.

It seems that most of the women on the site are looking for a guy who has been fused with a horse,i know it's all about fantasy on the site but i would not overlook any women who had lopsided breasts..well apart from Susan Boyle lol(im joking,she is a man anyway)and if she was flat chested i would not send her a stinging e-mail advising her to watch "Loose Women on STV" and never leave the house again..im joking honest

Does this all sound like sour grapes lol,i have a capable tongue you know...capable of what i do not know.I think i knew i had a smallish cock when a one night stand came to an abrupt end as stinkfist's trousers and boxers hit the floor that night..so did the girls jaw,i remember her casually rolling her eyes then glancing down at my cock and sighing then saying "I might as well have that cigarette just now"..in a way i was thankful i would have needed a cherry picker to get a 69'er and i suffer from vertigo anyway.No no she was not big,her arse is still visible from google earth you know.

Does an average sized guy stand a chance these days,do women just want a 12 inch thug destroying there pussy and leaving them walking like a pensioner for a fortnight..i think they do lol.One of these days a big cock will rule the world..wait a minute Gordon Brown is already in power(rolls eyes lol)

What is the future for stinkfist..i cannot even go swimming for fear of being labelled "The Only Guy With A Camel Toe In Glasgow" lol.

Average sized guys,why did it all go wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you get hard?

do you cum?

if the answer to both of these questions is yes, then get hard, cum and be happy with yourself mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

^Only having some light hearted fun with the post lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..i cannot even go swimming for fear of being labelled "The Only Guy With A Camel Toe In Glasgow" lol.

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..i cannot even go swimming for fear of being labelled "The Only Guy With A Camel Toe In Glasgow" lol.

PMSL "

Cannot go near a gym anymore....brings back memories of public school....showering after P.E. and having Bingo and Jennings pointing at my little cocktail sausage of a todger and laughing!!...they spent the next 5 years buggering me senseless while I did their Latin Prep......Oh...the shame....the shame....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And theres the old line....

Whats worse than going to bed with a three inch cock?

Kissing him goodbye and finding he has a Seven Inch tongue.....

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stink, what do u class as average??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have no experience of other guy's penises.. so no comment for once from me..

but if I had and it was smallish.... I would just yank the fecker till it streches full out..

and if it came off in my hand.. 2 options..

wipe my hand with tissue..

or

sorry m8 , I pulled your cock off.. want me to pack it in ice and dial 999.

ffs, simples.........

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

PMSL...lets face it stink, big cock or not...ur wit is worthy of this post....ur camel toe line had me laffing out loud...doesnt happen often.

and if your cock is truly small you can join fugys club....he needs another member for an s club 3 reunion,(the 3 being the largest dick) u can be bradley (as he cudnt sing and im sure he had a small cock) LOLOLOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PMSL...lets face it stink, big cock or not...ur wit is worthy of this post....ur camel toe line had me laffing out loud...doesnt happen often.

and if your cock is truly small you can join fugys club....he needs another member for an s club 3 reunion,(the 3 being the largest dick) u can be bradley (as he cudnt sing and im sure he had a small cock) LOLOLOL

"

PMSL..nearly misread that as u were gonna be off to club fugy!!!!

Woulda lent him the dog for his s club 3 .... but not sure i woulda seen the hound again

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

clubbing fugy.....that almost sounds erotic lolololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..i cannot even go swimming for fear of being labelled "The Only Guy With A Camel Toe In Glasgow" lol.

PMSL

STILL..... PMSL

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

who needs big cocks --------they ok for a change but give me average every other time as long as it used right and has backup with nimble fingers and forked tongue lol

long live mr average

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

asdkjhsdj ......soz maddy....was trying tae talk wi me forked tongue...tis a bugger sometimes

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

i know the cure for that toon -------place my clit in the middle of the fork-------you'll make perfect sense then

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston


"i know the cure for that toon -------place my clit in the middle of the fork-------you'll make perfect sense then"

forkin hell !!!......hud on while i saddle up me donkey....on me way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know the cure for that toon -------place my clit in the middle of the fork-------you'll make perfect sense then

forkin hell !!!......hud on while i saddle up me donkey....on me way..."

Have told you before....u keep that fukkin saddle away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know the cure for that toon -------place my clit in the middle of the fork-------you'll make perfect sense then

forkin hell !!!......hud on while i saddle up me donkey....on me way...

Have told you before....u keep that fukkin saddle away from me "

Ignore him Toon, eeeyyaaaawwww eeeeyyyyaaaawwwwwlays says that

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

LOL

*puts on his lone ranger mask...and prepares to ride seabiscuit ...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it bash fugy day... just clarfying..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i play can i play .....

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston


"is it bash fugy day... just clarfying..

"

of course not....just his name came up as a topic....wudnt wanna give the guy a complex now wud we ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is it bash fugy day... just clarfying..

of course not....just his name came up as a topic....wudnt wanna give the guy a complex now wud we ? "

never ever

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

ita no the size its how its used along with tongue and fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And theres the old line....

Whats worse than going to bed with a three inch cock?

Kissing him goodbye and finding he has a Seven Inch tongue.....

Steve"

FUCK ME A 7" TONGUE!! MY TONGUES ONLY 4" AND I THINK ITS PRETTY BIG, HE MUST LOOK LIKE A SNAKE LOL

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