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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ok, just for a bit of fun....

Name a song and a situation where it would be so inappropriate that you’d never ever want to hear it played.

Jump - Van Halen.....when someone is standing atop a tall building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was giving Mr a sexy dance when we started dating. Put on a few songs. Meant to put on Bruno mars Gorilla and I think I want to marry you came on. Was funny as fuck but killed the moment lol x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I will be cremated. At my funeral i want played Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U2...still haven't found what I'm looking for as a first dance at a wedding

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Jam - Going Underground .....at a funeral

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Do I wanna know? - Arctic Monkeys

When you find your other half’s profile on fab you didn’t know about - with 45 veri’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral "

I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral

I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that."

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral

I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.

"

I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral

I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.

I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral

I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.

I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x

"

Or "These boots were made for walking"?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Sex is on fire during an intimate waxing .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral

I think your funeral is going to be well before hers after that.

I'm thinking D I V O R C E quite a catchy tune ...pmsl x"

Followed by who’s sorry now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral "

Bunkie ... thats what i have picked for mine lol being serious x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Would it be wrong to play

Ding dong the witch is dead at temptress's funeral

Bunkie ... thats what i have picked for mine lol being serious x"

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

At an AA meeting ..... old red eyes is back

Out clothes shopping with the wife ... I like big butts ,and I can not lie .

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"At an AA meeting ..... old red eyes is back

Out clothes shopping with the wife ... I like big butts ,and I can not lie .

"

Earworm .....you can't blame me now when you hear me sing that at the shops

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By *rionycdTV/TS
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Pulled into crematorium car park. Sunny day, windows down. Big Vern n' The Shootahs blasting out. Burn Baby Burn, Disco Inferno. Oops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First dance at a wedding- Englebert Humperdinck - Please Release Me

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By *cottishornMan
over a year ago

wee village

Singing: Staying Alive to count chest compressions while doing cpr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex colleague sadly lost her partner very suddenly. He had a cancer that had spread to his spine. From diagnosis to his passing was only a matter of weeks.

The song the all actually danced to at his funeral?

Yup. I'm still standing.

Couldn't make it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True story

My cousin in Lancashire always had a wry sense of humour

At his funeral just as the coffin was being committed "the dead wood stage is coming on over the hill" from the musical clamity jane blasted out in the crematorium

The place was in stitches

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

My ex while talking with all the family over dinner pre wedding was asked what his suggestion was for our first dance. His response of I’ve still not found what I’m looking for did not go down well. However me and him found it hilarious x

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"I will be cremated. At my funeral i want played Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me."

Fire - crazy world of Arthur brown

Light my fire - the doors

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Firestarter at a crematorium

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

kilsyth

As my coffin arrives in the church Help! By the Beatles will be playing

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