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"The police came to my door last night holding a picture of my wife. They asked " is this your wife sir?" Shocked I answered " yes " !! They said " I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." I said " I know but she takes it up the arse and she's great with the kids." " This made me giggle!! x | |||
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"Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her Tourette's. Turns out she doesn't have it, I am a c**t and she really does want me to fuck off !!" | |||
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"I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla." I’m dreading tonight, in a good way! | |||
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"I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. I’m dreading tonight, in a good way! " There's more to come | |||
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"I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla. I’m dreading tonight, in a good way! There's more to come " Can’t wait | |||
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"An old lady was knitting as she drove. A police officer drove up alongside her and yelled: “Pull over!” The lady yelled back: “No, they’re mittens.”" | |||
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"I rang the incontinence helpline... them.."where you ringing from?".. Me.. " the waist down".... " I had a chuckle at this one lol | |||
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"Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her Tourette's. Turns out she doesn't have it, I am a c**t and she really does want me to fuck off !!" This made me laugh for 1st time in 10 years I copied and pasted to facebook Well done sir | |||
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"Took my wife to the doctors today to sort out her Tourette's. Turns out she doesn't have it, I am a c**t and she really does want me to fuck off !! This made me laugh for 1st time in 10 years I copied and pasted to facebook Well done sir " You're more than welcome sir !! | |||
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"I parked in a disabled bay and ran into a shop, when I came out a traffic warden says... " oh, and whats your disability then?" i replied " tourettes, now fuck off you cunt"" | |||
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"Apologies for this joke .... I've developed a drug to get you high and lose weight at the same time. Ethiopium." made me laugh anyway. but im known to be sick | |||
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