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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Make it fun or make it serious but what would you like to see on fabswingers which could make it better.

I would like to see a free curly wurly given every time you have a meet

Go on folks, hit us up

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps! "

10 points for a fuck

7 points for oral sex

4 points for a hand job/fingering

1 point for a social

Start a league table

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps!

10 points for a fuck

7 points for oral sex

4 points for a hand job/fingering

1 point for a social

Start a league table "

Along with prizes for the bottom 50

(Got to give us a chance you know )

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps!

10 points for a fuck

7 points for oral sex

4 points for a hand job/fingering

1 point for a social

Start a league table "

What happens when you get relegated? Back to PoF?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps!

10 points for a fuck

7 points for oral sex

4 points for a hand job/fingering

1 point for a social

Start a league table "

Yeah, and we can take bets.

Predict what will happen on the meet.

15/1 she’ll go to the loo during coffee and do a runner.....etc.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps!

10 points for a fuck

7 points for oral sex

4 points for a hand job/fingering

1 point for a social

Start a league table

What happens when you get relegated? Back to PoF? "

Then you need to up your game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness we reckon that the site owners should make it a compulsory requirement that you have to be photo verified before you can see any members photographs (including public photos), send winks or messages. Also if couples haven’t photo verified within a week of joining their accounts should be deleted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to clear my throat and start a list of cosmetic/functional improvements but then I saw curly wurly and starbar and thought they'd be far better

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"In all seriousness we reckon that the site owners should make it a compulsory requirement that you have to be photo verified before you can see any members photographs (including public photos), send winks or messages. Also if couples haven’t photo verified within a week of joining their accounts should be deleted."

I’m not photo verified

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all seriousness we reckon that the site owners should make it a compulsory requirement that you have to be photo verified before you can see any members photographs (including public photos), send winks or messages. Also if couples haven’t photo verified within a week of joining their accounts should be deleted.

I’m not photo verified "

I never have been in 9 years and to be honest. The fakers will still get through that way and the professional fakers who make sites up to try and drag you to their premium sites will make it through as well

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

There could be a professional photographer comes out to take your profile shots. Would mean there would be no need for black silhouettes.

And if he’s hot, you could start collecting point immediately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In all seriousness we reckon that the site owners should make it a compulsory requirement that you have to be photo verified before you can see any members photographs (including public photos), send winks or messages. Also if couples haven’t photo verified within a week of joining their accounts should be deleted.

I’m not photo verified

I never have been in 9 years and to be honest. The fakers will still get through that way and the professional fakers who make sites up to try and drag you to their premium sites will make it through as well "

That’s a fair point Peter but do you not think that it would out a helluva lot of the pests, fakes and time wasters who seem to have overrun the site in the last 12-18 months?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 way video chat to work from mobile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs"

. Totally agree

. Ffs just a thought, the forum trolls will think I should banned because I usually rip the pish out of them, in a polite way of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs"

They do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 way video chat to work from mobile"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In all seriousness we reckon that the site owners should make it a compulsory requirement that you have to be photo verified before you can see any members photographs (including public photos), send winks or messages. Also if couples haven’t photo verified within a week of joining their accounts should be deleted.

I’m not photo verified

I never have been in 9 years and to be honest. The fakers will still get through that way and the professional fakers who make sites up to try and drag you to their premium sites will make it through as well

That’s a fair point Peter but do you not think that it would out a helluva lot of the pests, fakes and time wasters who seem to have overrun the site in the last 12-18 months? "
. Yeah but these people will go to any lengths and the way suggested and I can understand why you have suggested as I do wanna say I'd agree but I feel it would chase away to many genuine people who would think "feck getting verified".

A simplification here if one reason why I wouldn't get photo verified

You get photo verified with your picture holding a note saying fabswingers n your name. It's uploaded and stays that way. Someone hacks the site, n takes the picture and then puts it online showing your photo with fabswingers and you have no control over it, feck that lolol.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A free years membership draw at the start of the year for say 10 members

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"There could be a professional photographer comes out to take your profile shots. Would mean there would be no need for black silhouettes.

And if he’s hot, you could start collecting point immediately! "

Can we have a female photographer too please

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"There could be a professional photographer comes out to take your profile shots. Would mean there would be no need for black silhouettes.

And if he’s hot, you could start collecting point immediately!

Can we have a female photographer too please "

Of course! Anything you want!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"There could be a professional photographer comes out to take your profile shots. Would mean there would be no need for black silhouettes.

And if he’s hot, you could start collecting point immediately!

Can we have a female photographer too please

Of course! Anything you want! "

Get yer camera then...you’ve pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three no shows ,three abusive emails ,and your email address is barred

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"There could be a professional photographer comes out to take your profile shots. Would mean there would be no need for black silhouettes.

And if he’s hot, you could start collecting point immediately!

Can we have a female photographer too please

Of course! Anything you want!

Get yer camera then...you’ve pulled "

I don’t have a camera!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs

. Totally agree

. Ffs just a thought, the forum trolls will think I should banned because I usually rip the pish out of them, in a polite way of course "

You troll the trolls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like fab just as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folks who start pish threads and all single guys except me are exterminated.

Any unionist, sevco, Tory voters suffer the same fate.

All those in favour say AYE

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Cake for everyone

(That should piss a few off lmao )

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh, and all new single guys MUST buy new designer shoes for Sensual Temptress.

That’s extra brownie points for me Bunkie

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs

. Totally agree

. Ffs just a thought, the forum trolls will think I should banned because I usually rip the pish out of them, in a polite way of course

You troll the trolls?"

People in glass houses....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Oh, and all new single guys MUST buy new designer shoes for Sensual Temptress.

That’s extra brownie points for me Bunkie "

Save me a fecking fortune m8 cheers

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oh, and all new single guys MUST buy new designer shoes for Sensual Temptress.

That’s extra brownie points for me Bunkie

Save me a fecking fortune m8 cheers "

Just make sure she sees it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs

. Totally agree

. Ffs just a thought, the forum trolls will think I should banned because I usually rip the pish out of them, in a polite way of course

You troll the trolls?

People in glass houses...."

That's exactly what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a raffle every month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs

. Totally agree

. Ffs just a thought, the forum trolls will think I should banned because I usually rip the pish out of them, in a polite way of course

You troll the trolls?

People in glass houses....

That's exactly what I was thinking "

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Ok Serious idea here :

If 2 profiles hotlist each other then they are both informed by site that they have mutually hotlisted ..might get them chatting a lot quicker

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ok Serious idea here :

If 2 profiles hotlist each other then they are both informed by site that they have mutually hotlisted ..might get them chatting a lot quicker "

Like that

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"How about a raffle every month "

What’s the prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a raffle every month "

What's the prize?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"How about a raffle every month

What’s the prize?"

Me

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

If the updates feed took into account the posters' filters, it would save you reading and clicking on profiles that you can't actually message.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh, and all new single guys MUST buy new designer shoes for Sensual Temptress.

That’s extra brownie points for me Bunkie "

Lol I do like the way you think !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs"

Doesn’t that happen already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's a serious one

I use private notes. So if I put down on a profile "she's a troll and a complete asshole". A year later I see the profile and not remember but at the moment I have to click on the profile to read the private notes I made if that person earlier. So if there was a way without entering profile a alarm to say yiu made private note if thus person would be good without having to go into it

Just a thought

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oh, and all new single guys MUST buy new designer shoes for Sensual Temptress.

That’s extra brownie points for me Bunkie

Lol I do like the way you think ! "

I know you do

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Here's a serious one

I use private notes. So if I put down on a profile "she's a troll and a complete asshole". A year later I see the profile and not remember but at the moment I have to click on the profile to read the private notes I made if that person earlier. So if there was a way without entering profile a alarm to say yiu made private note if thus person would be good without having to go into it

Just a thought "

So it would show the private note first if you clicked on the profile? Could be useful

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"How about a raffle every month "
like I suggested maybe give away a few memberships each month

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

"

Fuck I actually like that one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

"

Nah, knowing my luck I’d get you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

Nah, knowing my luck I’d get you "

That's no a bad thing least you know am genuinea and would turn up

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

"

I keep telling you, Bunkie does t want to keep getting zapped!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

"

Bunkie, you better hope that one doesn't get allowed or your fecjed

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

How about 2-for-1 meet deals?

Successfully arrange a meet with a Female - get another one thrown in free!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

Nah, knowing my luck I’d get you

That's no a bad thing least you know am genuinea and would turn up "

That’s true lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

Bunkie, you better hope that one doesn't get allowed or your fecjed "

Oh he's married to me ..the poor guys suffered enough! Pmsl

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

Bunkie, you better hope that one doesn't get allowed or your fecjed "

Haha that's 1 way for her to keep me out working

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

"

No chance!!!!’

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

"

Would we all get a taser? Or is that just the raffle winners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the idea of being able to like update that someone has put up like you can find a picture why can’t you like an update as well

A bit like Facebook I guess

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

Would we all get a taser? Or is that just the raffle winners? "

Haha would you like a wee zappp now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raffle a brain cell , a lot need one

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

Would we all get a taser? Or is that just the raffle winners?

Haha would you like a wee zappp now and again "

Hahaha you know to much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

No chance!!!!’"

the more you protest yehhhaaaaa

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Ohhhhh. What aboyttttt

A fab blind date. Legalities still to be worked out but names could be picked out randomly every week and you must meet the blind date

Woohooooo

Fuck I actually like that one "

I’m not sure there’s many visually impaired members ?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I'd love a Tazer feature .

Someone Kicks off... ZAPPPPP!

Abusive ..ZAPPPP!

Generally being a cock womble ..ZAPPP!!!

Would we all get a taser? Or is that just the raffle winners?

Haha would you like a wee zappp now and again

Hahaha you know to much "

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Raffle a brain cell , a lot need one"
so true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To use your own emoji! I'm sick of explaining to guys that I can't actually see them and they come up like "??" + I love an emoji and would be a lot better if I could use them! Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I like the idea of being able to like update that someone has put up like you can find a picture why can’t you like an update as well

A bit like Facebook I guess"

This too!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"To use your own emoji! I'm sick of explaining to guys that I can't actually see them and they come up like "??" + I love an emoji and would be a lot better if I could use them! Just saying "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going to say the positive/negative system on veri's like they use on ebay to try to show the noshows up a bit. I know the system who be open to abuse, say you get 24 hours to appeal a negative veri if you have a good reason. Might help other fabbers steer clear of timewasters.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"To use your own emoji! I'm sick of explaining to guys that I can't actually see them and they come up like "??" + I love an emoji and would be a lot better if I could use them! Just saying "

I’d have a wee garter . What’s yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and its always shown as a percentage on your profile page so timewasters can hide it.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh, and its always shown as a percentage on your profile page so timewasters can hide it.

As you were."

CAN'T hide it ffs....my bad, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s already enough like Facebook on here ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s already enough like Facebook on here ffs lol"

Facebook and Tinder all rolled in to one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folks who start pish threads and all single guys except me are exterminated.

Any unionist, sevco, Tory voters suffer the same fate.

All those in favour say AYE "

Ban any prick that brings politics and football into it. #twat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Folks who start pish threads and all single guys except me are exterminated.

Any unionist, sevco, Tory voters suffer the same fate.

All those in favour say AYE

Ban any prick that brings politics and football into it. #twat"

Oh come on, that’s always good when you’ve got popcorn and want to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its better to be thought a fool than text and remove the doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon there should be a weekly competition for the “Biggest Forum Cockwomble” for the trolls, nasty fuckers, sycophants and cliquey arse lickers. Prize could be that everyone else watches them being beaten to death with big black rubber cocks much like in Lock,Stock and Two Smoking Barrells

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Folks who start pish threads and all single guys except me are exterminated.

Any unionist, sevco, Tory voters suffer the same fate.

All those in favour say AYE

Ban any prick that brings politics and football into it. #twat

Oh come on, that’s always good when you’ve got popcorn and want to share "

Salted I hope ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folks who start pish threads and all single guys except me are exterminated.

Any unionist, sevco, Tory voters suffer the same fate.

All those in favour say AYE

Ban any prick that brings politics and football into it. #twat"

Ban anyone who can’t spell magic correctly

#filedunderlostcause

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Folks who start pish threads and all single guys except me are exterminated.

Any unionist, sevco, Tory voters suffer the same fate.

All those in favour say AYE

Ban any prick that brings politics and football into it. #twat

Oh come on, that’s always good when you’ve got popcorn and want to share

Salted I hope ? "

God no....sweet for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh "
That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you? "

They could offer a 50% discount on the whole fiver fee for the first month they rejoin.

And it would help keep this place fresh

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you?

They could offer a 50% discount on the whole fiver fee for the first month they rejoin.

And it would help keep this place fresh"

Fresh? If everyone with over 5 years on the site were kicked off and then rejoined? How would that keep the site fresh exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you?

They could offer a 50% discount on the whole fiver fee for the first month they rejoin.

And it would help keep this place fresh

Fresh? If everyone with over 5 years on the site were kicked off and then rejoined? How would that keep the site fresh exactly? "

Well ..they'd be new and unable to try and claim guru status of course .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you?

They could offer a 50% discount on the whole fiver fee for the first month they rejoin.

And it would help keep this place fresh

Fresh? If everyone with over 5 years on the site were kicked off and then rejoined? How would that keep the site fresh exactly? "

I told you, don't biteeee,

leave that to me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you?

They could offer a 50% discount on the whole fiver fee for the first month they rejoin.

And it would help keep this place fresh

Fresh? If everyone with over 5 years on the site were kicked off and then rejoined? How would that keep the site fresh exactly?

Well ..they'd be new and unable to try and claim guru status of course .

"

Ah, so the site should ditch anyone who uses the site for more than 5 years in case they think they are gurus?

But wouldn’t they just rejoin with the same name?

Be verified by their friends?

Go straight back to where they were?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you?

They could offer a 50% discount on the whole fiver fee for the first month they rejoin.

And it would help keep this place fresh

Fresh? If everyone with over 5 years on the site were kicked off and then rejoined? How would that keep the site fresh exactly?

Well ..they'd be new and unable to try and claim guru status of course .

Ah, so the site should ditch anyone who uses the site for more than 5 years in case they think they are gurus?

But wouldn’t they just rejoin with the same name?

Be verified by their friends?

Go straight back to where they were?

"

They should have to pick a new name, and start afresh with verifications.

Sometimes change can be good

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Fab should automatically delete profiles over 5 years old and make the old timers start afresh That’s a really funny one

Oh wait, you were probably serious.....yeah, can’t see Fab wanting to piss off genuine people who have supported the site since it started. Can you?

They could offer a 50% discount on the whole fiver fee for the first month they rejoin.

And it would help keep this place fresh

Fresh? If everyone with over 5 years on the site were kicked off and then rejoined? How would that keep the site fresh exactly?

Well ..they'd be new and unable to try and claim guru status of course .

Ah, so the site should ditch anyone who uses the site for more than 5 years in case they think they are gurus?

But wouldn’t they just rejoin with the same name?

Be verified by their friends?

Go straight back to where they were?

They should have to pick a new name, and start afresh with verifications.

Sometimes change can be good "

But again, past friends can still verify them. So how on earth would it help??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyways folks, I was saying, what about a 'fab blind date'. or even better a 'fab speed meeting'

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Anyways folks, I was saying, what about a 'fab blind date'. or even better a 'fab speed meeting' "

I keep telling you peter, you’re just not my type mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should have clarified...no verifications from meets on previous profiles.

How would that be enforced?

I've no idea...same as the other posters who have made equally ridiculous suggestions on this thread.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Anyways folks, I was saying, what about a 'fab blind date'. or even better a 'fab speed meeting' "

Speed dating, I’d try!

The lovely Vi suggested shagtag last week when I was talking to her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the ladies. £1 for every shite message received. They'd be drowning in cash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One for the ladies. £1 for every shite message received. They'd be drowning in cash!"

because of this idea I thought of 'why not when joining you have to submit a credit card or debit card so it must correspond with your real name etc...

and then......

if timewaster or asshole etc.. they can be debited in order of annoyance

just saying like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the ladies. £1 for every shite message received. They'd be drowning in cash!

because of this idea I thought of 'why not when joining you have to submit a credit card or debit card so it must correspond with your real name etc...

and then......

if timewaster or asshole etc.. they can be debited in order of annoyance

just saying like "

I don't think many would go for this idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One for the ladies. £1 for every shite message received. They'd be drowning in cash!

because of this idea I thought of 'why not when joining you have to submit a credit card or debit card so it must correspond with your real name etc...

and then......

if timewaster or asshole etc.. they can be debited in order of annoyance

just saying like

I don't think many would go for this idea"

well the ones who try and fuck about and ruin posts on the forum, they wouldn't want it because they would be well out of money.

I'm sure you can work out who those ones would be on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the ladies. £1 for every shite message received. They'd be drowning in cash!

because of this idea I thought of 'why not when joining you have to submit a credit card or debit card so it must correspond with your real name etc...

and then......

if timewaster or asshole etc.. they can be debited in order of annoyance

just saying like

I don't think many would go for this idea

well the ones who try and fuck about and ruin posts on the forum, they wouldn't want it because they would be well out of money.

I'm sure you can work out who those ones would be on the forums "

I can't see any members being willing to submit credit card details with their real name tbh.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I should have clarified...no verifications from meets on previous profiles.

How would that be enforced?

I've no idea...same as the other posters who have made equally ridiculous suggestions on this thread."

Ah but at least they were said in jest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have clarified...no verifications from meets on previous profiles.

How would that be enforced?

I've no idea...same as the other posters who have made equally ridiculous suggestions on this thread.

Ah but at least they were said in jest "

I rarely add a lol or a smiley face...but I'm laughing on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a raffle every month "

What's the prize? A hole?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I should have clarified...no verifications from meets on previous profiles.

How would that be enforced?

I've no idea...same as the other posters who have made equally ridiculous suggestions on this thread.

Ah but at least they were said in jest

I rarely add a lol or a smiley face...but I'm laughing on the inside"

Oh I’m glad you’re laughing on the inside, you had me worried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should have clarified...no verifications from meets on previous profiles.

How would that be enforced?

I've no idea...same as the other posters who have made equally ridiculous suggestions on this thread.

Ah but at least they were said in jest

I rarely add a lol or a smiley face...but I'm laughing on the inside

Oh I’m glad you’re laughing on the inside, you had me worried "

Happy to have cleared up your confusion my dear

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I should have clarified...no verifications from meets on previous profiles.

How would that be enforced?

I've no idea...same as the other posters who have made equally ridiculous suggestions on this thread.

Ah but at least they were said in jest

I rarely add a lol or a smiley face...but I'm laughing on the inside

Oh I’m glad you’re laughing on the inside, you had me worried

Happy to have cleared up your confusion my dear"

Hang on a second....(puts on his best Al Murray Pub Landlord voice)...I’ve never been confused

It’s just old age

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Here’s an oldy but goody.....

It used to be a rule that when new people started posting in the forum they brought cake.

When did that stop?

Can we bring it back please?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm here for the boobs can we make it mandatory for every female to have a selection of boob and cleavage pics public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s an oldy but goody.....

It used to be a rule that when new people started posting in the forum they brought cake.

When did that stop?

Can we bring it back please? "

I think that stopped when just about every fuckin thread ended in the same people banging on about cake

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Here’s an oldy but goody.....

It used to be a rule that when new people started posting in the forum they brought cake.

When did that stop?

Can we bring it back please?

I think that stopped when just about every fuckin thread ended in the same people banging on about cake "

Sorry

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas! "

Please see my post above. It’s a far less eloquent version of that quote

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I'm here for the boobs can we make it mandatory for every female to have a selection of boob and cleavage pics public "

DONE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas!

Please see my post above. It’s a far less eloquent version of that quote "

Apologies Andy lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas!

Please see my post above. It’s a far less eloquent version of that quote

Apologies Andy lol"

As I said, FAR less eloquent lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s an oldy but goody.....

It used to be a rule that when new people started posting in the forum they brought cake.

When did that stop?

Can we bring it back please? "

No, please don't bring this back! Haha

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Here’s an oldy but goody.....

It used to be a rule that when new people started posting in the forum they brought cake.

When did that stop?

Can we bring it back please?

No, please don't bring this back! Haha"

OI!! Watch it you

You’re supposed to say ‘that’s a good idea’ and then get baking for me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Ok, last idea for this evening....

It’s a little far fetched......

It’s gonna be almost impossible to achieve.....

But......

How about people argue their point WITHOUT getting personal

Yes, yes. I know.

That’s waaaay too controversial....

Has he lost his mind???

But no, I haven’t lost my mind.

It was just a thought........................

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Oh wait, I forgot this one...

This REALLY IS THE LAST ONE FOR THIS EVENING....promise.

Furry Hugs for anyone who wants one. (Furry Man Hugs for the men)

(Other hugs are available. This at no time means you are allowed to feel Furry up. The offer is for one man hug only for men. This offer has no cash value because it’s that crap. Furry Hugs are not endorsed by Fab or the owners and as such they cannot be held responsible if Furry also kisses the ladies cheeks while hugging)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the updates feed took into account the posters' filters, it would save you reading and clicking on profiles that you can't actually message. "

This would be very useful.

Would also like the option to filter for looking for in the meets section.

More serious free tea or coffee for social meets

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"

More serious free tea or coffee for social meets "
biscuits as well?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Better messaging system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boobies and cake in same sentence

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a "Mind your own business" button?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about a "Mind your own business" button?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like to see them introduce a forum ban on people who troll. Would make the forums a lot better

Mrs"

This x

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Monthly injection of humour for some people comes to mind

Happy to jag them

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Monthly injection of humour for some people comes to mind

Happy to jag them "

Just you stay away from me with pokey things

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Monthly injection of humour for some people comes to mind

Happy to jag them

Just you stay away from me with pokey things "

You don't need the injection, yer safe

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Monthly injection of humour for some people comes to mind

Happy to jag them

Just you stay away from me with pokey things

You don't need the injection, yer safe "

Phewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

More serious free tea or coffee for social meets biscuits as well? "

That is a phase 2 goal

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

it would be great if once you block someone you didn't see their forum posts..

or be able to "mute" someones forum posts

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"it would be great if once you block someone you didn't see their forum posts..

or be able to "mute" someones forum posts"

It would stop some of the trolls I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it would be great if once you block someone you didn't see their forum posts..

or be able to "mute" someones forum posts"
agree with this as this is the only way folk you have blocked can try to have a dig.

Plus

Be good to know if you had someone on your hotlist and they had you a wee icon let you know

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a forum section for sycophants and the always agreeable?

It could be surrounded by fluffy Snapchat bunny ears and people could be nice and gorge on cake and popcorn to their heart's content

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"

Be good to know if you had someone on your hotlist and they had you a wee icon let you know

Lol"

That would be fun

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

A timeout for trying to name & shame or badmouth other members via status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Be good to know if you had someone on your hotlist and they had you a wee icon let you know

Lol

That would be fun "

*******quickly deletes hotlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A timeout for trying to name & shame or badmouth other members via status updates"

Does that not already happen?

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"it would be great if once you block someone you didn't see their forum posts..

or be able to "mute" someones forum posts"

Agree with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you've blocked someone you don't have to see their shit chat on the forums

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A timeout for trying to name & shame or badmouth other members via status updates

Does that not already happen?"
no but it should

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

How about those that don't get on just avoid commenting on each other's posts instead of digging at every opportunity ...simples

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"How about those that don't get on just avoid commenting on each other's posts instead of digging at every opportunity ...simples "
thats too grown up for some _unkie some are incapible of moving on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be totally invisible on here when I hide my profile. We can still be seen online.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I'd like to be totally invisible on here when I hide my profile. We can still be seen online. "

You’d have to put ALL your pics private and have a blank avatar. But I think it is still possible by doing that now

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 11/08/18 16:00:47]

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Or a username that is highlighted in neon in the forums when the nice guys send rather nasty messages in private

Are you trying to name and shame without actually telling us who it was?!

Nah...im just suggesting ways that might help the cerebrally challenged determine a person's character "

No need for neon...I’m already quite good at it

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'd like to be totally invisible on here when I hide my profile. We can still be seen online.

You’d have to put ALL your pics private and have a blank avatar. But I think it is still possible by doing that now "

You’d still show up on a search and would show you online .

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"A timeout for trying to name & shame or badmouth other members via status updates

Does that not already happen?"

They get a warning but they don't get a timeout from the forum etc. They may not even use the forum anyway

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"

thats too grown up for some _unkie some are incapible of moving on."

This could be classed as a dig too

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I'd like to be totally invisible on here when I hide my profile. We can still be seen online.

You’d have to put ALL your pics private and have a blank avatar. But I think it is still possible by doing that now

You’d still show up on a search and would show you online . "

Oops

My bad

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas! "

Emphatic, eloquent and succinct use of the C word.... superb

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas! "

Must confess to being too competitive for my own good Piacere Puro, and your post has inspired me to use the C word to equal or better effect

What about a cunt-ometer...

Anyone who has been blocked has wee ‘no entry’ sign on their profile with the number of people who’ve blocked them in the middle, and...

Just like hottest/most fabbed pics, you could have a ‘cunt of the week/month/year’ section

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"

thats too grown up for some _unkie some are incapible of moving on.

This could be classed as a dig too "
possibly but wasnt intended that way

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas!

Must confess to being too competitive for my own good Piacere Puro, and your post has inspired me to use the C word to equal or better effect

What about a cunt-ometer...

Anyone who has been blocked has wee ‘no entry’ sign on their profile with the number of people who’ve blocked them in the middle, and...

Just like hottest/most fabbed pics, you could have a ‘cunt of the week/month/year’ section "

Lmao. I’ve missed you mate

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I would like feedback from Fab once in a while to say yes you were right to report suspected Fake account. Following investigation the profile has now been closed down. There were some Fakes constantly winding others up in the Forums that are no longer seen so I guess that is a response in a way.

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Evelyn Beatrice Hall once said "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" and I agree with this with one notable caveat.....if you’re an antagonising cunt keep it shut as the vast majority of people can’t be arsed with your personal vendettas!

Must confess to being too competitive for my own good Piacere Puro, and your post has inspired me to use the C word to equal or better effect

What about a cunt-ometer...

Anyone who has been blocked has wee ‘no entry’ sign on their profile with the number of people who’ve blocked them in the middle, and...

Just like hottest/most fabbed pics, you could have a ‘cunt of the week/month/year’ section

Lmao. I’ve missed you mate "

I was only banned for 24 hrs!

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere


"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps! "

Id need to redeem mine ever 4 years like the olympics... to even get a months membership.... hahahah

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps!

Id need to redeem mine ever 4 years like the olympics... to even get a months membership.... hahahah"

Yeah yeah .... I even believed you - for a nanosecond

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I’d prefer a Starbar!

What about a points system? Like a Tesco club card. You gain points for every meet you have. You could then redeem them on membership.

Every little helps!

Id need to redeem mine ever 4 years like the olympics... to even get a months membership.... hahahah"

Omg I've been here since fab started and don't think I've accrued enough for a months silver membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha loving the “Cunt of the week/month/year” proposal!!

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ha ha ha ha loving the “Cunt of the week/month/year” proposal!! "

If enough folk buy into the concept, we can get #cotw trending...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the judging criteria?

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"What are the judging criteria?"

Read a few messages above.. it was a feature that would show many many members have blocked you, the more blocks the better chance you having of winning

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Eureka

To be able to comment on people’s statuses in the news feed. Also it should be compulsory to be photo verified before you can view others profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A serious one for couples.

when they sign in they could have a choice of 3 check boxes which would display whether it was the male, female or both who was using the account on that particular occasion so messages could be tailored to suit who was online?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the judging criteria?

Read a few messages above.. it was a feature that would show many many members have blocked you, the more blocks the better chance you having of winning "

I wonder if I have enough to win yet?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"A serious one for couples.

when they sign in they could have a choice of 3 check boxes which would display whether it was the male, female or both who was using the account on that particular occasion so messages could be tailored to suit who was online?"

But if it's a couple profile your message should be directed to the couple anyway I would have thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A serious one for couples.

when they sign in they could have a choice of 3 check boxes which would display whether it was the male, female or both who was using the account on that particular occasion so messages could be tailored to suit who was online?

But if it's a couple profile your message should be directed to the couple anyway I would have thought. "

Pointless directing it to the couple if only one half is online, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A serious one for couples.

when they sign in they could have a choice of 3 check boxes which would display whether it was the male, female or both who was using the account on that particular occasion so messages could be tailored to suit who was online?

But if it's a couple profile your message should be directed to the couple anyway I would have thought.

Pointless directing it to the couple if only one half is online, no?"

Regardless who is online. If it's a couples profile, then talk to them both it's rude otherwise!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"A serious one for couples.

when they sign in they could have a choice of 3 check boxes which would display whether it was the male, female or both who was using the account on that particular occasion so messages could be tailored to suit who was online?

But if it's a couple profile your message should be directed to the couple anyway I would have thought.

Pointless directing it to the couple if only one half is online, no?

Regardless who is online. If it's a couples profile, then talk to them both it's rude otherwise! "

I agree, I always speak to both people on the profile... even if it is just the guy messaging for a meet alone.

Couple's profile so treated as such

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