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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a recent conversation got me thinking...do you have any 'special' or 'unique' talents??

This could be sexually or otherwise...

as an example..someone on chat confessed to being able to pluck the hairs from a bottom with their teeth!!

(yes i know..strange..odd and a tad sick lol)

Vol

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gordie, is very good with his teeth...

i actually am a qualified designer, something not many people know bout me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talents......................lemme think.........................am still thinking.............................don't rush me...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.flower arranging..

2.back combing hair..

3.fluffing up cushions..

4.spotting the boys who bat for my team in Habitat on a sunday..

5.thinking a line to any fugy, toon, mr 44 post within a nano second of them posting..

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston


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5.thinking a line to any fugy, toon, mr 44 post within a nano second of them posting..

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can i borrow ur book of classic retorts mary? (only if the pages arent stuck together !)

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

been told mine is bj's and listening to people - well i cannae talk with my mouthful..........would be so rude !!!!

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By *hechosenoneMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I am a trained chef and have cooked for some very special people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're all rushing me...am still thinking ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been sitting here licking my eyebrows trying to think of a talent, I guess NONE is the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

5.thinking a line to any fugy, toon, mr 44 post within a nano second of them posting..

can i borrow ur book of classic retorts mary? (only if the pages arent stuck together !)

"

been babysitting all morning... am knackered ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MY TALENT2 SO IM TOLD ARE AS FOLLOWS....

1. LOOSING THE RAG SUPER FAST WITH WANKERS.

2. BJ'S.

3. SOOKING MY OWN TOES

4. BEING ABLE TO MOVE MY EYES THEN MOVING JUST ONE O THEM

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston


"MY TALENT2 SO IM TOLD ARE AS FOLLOWS....

1. LOOSING THE RAG SUPER FAST WITH WANKERS.

2. BJ'S.

3. SOOKING MY OWN TOES

4. BEING ABLE TO MOVE MY EYES THEN MOVING JUST ONE O THEM"

did anyone ever say ur freaky lol

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By *cots70Couple
over a year ago

west lothian

dont laugh as a know its a scarey thot..im a qualified nursery nurse ..lol kids who the fook wud av them eh?....lol

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston


"dont laugh as a know its a scarey thot..im a qualified nursery nurse ..lol kids who the fook wud av them eh?....lol"

teaching has come on leaps n bounds since u qualified....they no longer feed em calpol till they sick and lock em in the shed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i grow and show my vegetables ! even got a peach tree and im the giant marrow champ of glasgow lol !!

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston


"i grow and show my vegetables ! even got a peach tree and im the giant marrow champ of glasgow lol !! "

do folk often refer to you as the vegetable man ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make things levitate...... one or two well chosen words and !pop! up it goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got 2 talents

1)i can hold stuff with my boobs lol

2)i can talk 2 ghost

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got 2 talents

1)i can hold stuff with my boobs lol

2)i can talk 2 ghost

xx

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like the ghost part x

women have a wonderful talent its called multi tasking lolxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i grow and show my vegetables ! even got a peach tree and im the giant marrow champ of glasgow lol !!

do folk often refer to you as the vegetable man ?

"

have been known to be called mr marrow but mainly from assex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boss babe...

i would keep quiet about that bit lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i grow and show my vegetables ! even got a peach tree and im the giant marrow champ of glasgow lol !!

do folk often refer to you as the vegetable man ?

have been known to be called mr marrow but mainly from assex lol "

next social, I will defo follow to the loo now......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can piss people off so easily its a natural talent honed by me for years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhat like molly ringwald in The Breakfast Club, i can put lippy on with my boobs. I can turn my tongue over.

Oh and have virtually no gag reflex... is that a special talent?

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ash is extremely flexible, legs over head an all that and stewart cant even touch his toes however he can make his shoulders SQUEEK!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes they did... it hurts every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have never seen mr marrows 'marrow'!!!!!

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

east kilbride

I play flute and have done for years. Never tried the band camp thang though lololol

Mrs EK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.....been thinking about this for 24 hours now in between discussing the thoeries of existentialism with Pumfrey...and have come to the earth shattering conclusion that I am talentless!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well.....been thinking about this for 24 hours now in between discussing the thoeries of existentialism with Pumfrey...and have come to the earth shattering conclusion that I am talentless!!!!! "

bet poor Pumphrey is still suffering angst at those theories.... Kierkegaard or Nietzsche for him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well.....been thinking about this for 24 hours now in between discussing the thoeries of existentialism with Pumfrey...and have come to the earth shattering conclusion that I am talentless!!!!!

bet poor Pumphrey is still suffering angst at those theories.... Kierkegaard or Nietzsche for him? "

He's a real supporter of Nietzshe is our Pumfrey.....and thinks thatthe theory should apply to all living things and not just to the existence and of the way humans find themselves existing in the world or the notion that humans exist first and then each individual spends a lifetime changing their essence or nature........

Hell!!!!! I have a talent...I have a talent....I can talk to the animals...look out Doolittle...there's a new Doc in town!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well.....been thinking about this for 24 hours now in between discussing the thoeries of existentialism with Pumfrey...and have come to the earth shattering conclusion that I am talentless!!!!!

bet poor Pumphrey is still suffering angst at those theories.... Kierkegaard or Nietzsche for him?

He's a real supporter of Nietzshe is our Pumfrey.....and thinks thatthe theory should apply to all living things and not just to the existence and of the way humans find themselves existing in the world or the notion that humans exist first and then each individual spends a lifetime changing their essence or nature........

Hell!!!!! I have a talent...I have a talent....I can talk to the animals...look out Doolittle...there's a new Doc in town!!!!"

that is one talented porker you got there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can put on a band aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can rim myself .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can rim myself ......."

and if I could, I would be in Cottle's circus....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno what my talents are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dunno what my talents are "

we all seen yours AA xxx feather action will never be the same on cam xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my other talent is getting d*unk and making a tit of my self at jands lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have never seen mr marrows 'marrow'!!!!! "

sure you have showed it to the room one nite pissed and we are talking about a real marrow lol !! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boss babe...

i would keep quiet about that bit lol

auds xx"

i knnow auds growing marrows is a bit like hi tech trainers a bit uncool and heavy lol !! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pig Flipping (Thanks JandS)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pig Flipping (Thanks JandS)"

if you need your pig flippin call stu......see the offers come flying pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pig Flipping (Thanks JandS)

if you need your pig flippin call stu......see the offers come flying pmsl"

flying....what....like the pigs???

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By *ocky669Man
over a year ago

Northumberland

keeping calm when your ass is on fire

"I used to be a fireman"

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