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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TO LIGHTEN THE FORUM....

WHATS THE NICEST MESSAGE U HAVE HAD THIS WEEK ????

MINE...

"Jings, heavens, help ma bob, mummy, daddy"........great sorry fantastic eyes....very innocent looking...great hair.....lovely breasts.....youve heard it all before....next i'll be saying i am on the m8 heading towards fife....next i'll be sayinging i am in Elie lost.......in a word WOW. You tick all my and a million other guys boxes. That surpassed all expectation.

I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had 3..""love your name, do you"" from single guys down south tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for last night.

Lovely message

T xx

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By *ifferentClassMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I received a message saying "You're not the ugliest guy in the world, but you sure look like him." which I thought was nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello my superhero....

really cute, made my day (thanks if you read this xxx)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be a naughty boy for you and have you punish me for it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we dont really get nice ones .

if its not a rudie, or begging for pics its about a forum post lol.

we arent doing very well are we lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we dont really get nice ones .

if its not a rudie, or begging for pics its about a forum post lol.

we arent doing very well are we lol "

nice mail....you mean people REALLY do get NICE mail????...am so jealous now....but did get one that made me laugh...maybe because it was a joke?........

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but

had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with

one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone

number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your

Mummy there?'

' Yes '

'May I talk with her?'

Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message,the boss

asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman . '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss

asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered

answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered,

' The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are

they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...

' ME . '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MINES WAS YDAY..I WAS TOLD (( IM NUTS )) LOL

THINK HE MUST HAVE KNOWN ME WELL

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"TO LIGHTEN THE FORUM....

WHATS THE NICEST MESSAGE U HAVE HAD THIS WEEK ????

MINE...

"Jings, heavens, help ma bob, mummy, daddy"........great sorry fantastic eyes....very innocent looking...great hair.....lovely breasts.....youve heard it all before....next i'll be saying i am on the m8 heading towards fife....next i'll be sayinging i am in Elie lost.......in a word WOW. You tick all my and a million other guys boxes. That surpassed all expectation.

I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET"

Now you've let the cat out of the bag you can expect approx 1 million similar messages....

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

nicest message i have had recently went a little something like this;

'get real dirtbag'......im guessin i wasnt popular lololol

maybe need to polish my wit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got a lovely one from a guy yesterday wanting to know if i wanted to watch him on cam giving anal to himself with a lynx cam

how sweet was that..........not

but made me laugh though

mrs h xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i`ve not hadf a nice message for a long time. I can`t be loved!!!!!!! or liked...... poor me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an

in his pics he had a can stuck up his

arse pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an

in his pics he had a can stuck up his

arse pmsl "
oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicest one i received was....

'Thanks for dropping me off home last night, it saved me money on a taxi'

How sweet was that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an

in his pics he had a can stuck up his

arse pmsl oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl "

yea he wanted me on msn..i told him

2 go fuck himself lol well he was gonna

anyway well with a can lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an

in his pics he had a can stuck up his

arse pmsl oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl

yea he wanted me on msn..i told him

2 go fuck himself lol well he was gonna

anyway well with a can lol xxwell i did send a nice one back just said thanx for the mail but will give it a miss lol

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mrs hedo lol i got that mail last week an

in his pics he had a can stuck up his

arse pmsl oh i had 1 like that ,wasnt a lynx can was it ,he wanted me to go on msn and watch him shove it up his ass pmsl

yea he wanted me on msn..i told him

2 go fuck himself lol well he was gonna

anyway well with a can lol xxwell i did send a nice one back just said thanx for the mail but will give it a miss lol

"
i just hope he dont apply for the next lynx advert

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston


"

i just hope he dont apply for the next lynx advert "

brings a whole new image to lynx chocolate....BOAK....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"TO LIGHTEN THE FORUM....

WHATS THE NICEST MESSAGE U HAVE HAD THIS WEEK ????

MINE...

"Jings, heavens, help ma bob, mummy, daddy"........great sorry fantastic eyes....very innocent looking...great hair.....lovely breasts.....youve heard it all before....next i'll be saying i am on the m8 heading towards fife....next i'll be sayinging i am in Elie lost.......in a word WOW. You tick all my and a million other guys boxes. That surpassed all expectation.

I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET

Now you've let the cat out of the bag you can expect approx 1 million similar messages...."

NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TO LIGHTEN THE FORUM....

WHATS THE NICEST MESSAGE U HAVE HAD THIS WEEK ????

MINE...

"Jings, heavens, help ma bob, mummy, daddy"........great sorry fantastic eyes....very innocent looking...great hair.....lovely breasts.....youve heard it all before....next i'll be saying i am on the m8 heading towards fife....next i'll be sayinging i am in Elie lost.......in a word WOW. You tick all my and a million other guys boxes. That surpassed all expectation.

I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SWEET

Now you've let the cat out of the bag you can expect approx 1 million similar messages....

NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!"

hmmmm silver tounged cavalier there fife,,,, a catch!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!"

I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

lmfao.....ya bunch of bassas.....i just ruined a perfectly good cuppa coffee all over me monitor LOLOLOLOLOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmfao.....ya bunch of bassas.....i just ruined a perfectly good cuppa coffee all over me monitor LOLOLOLOLOL"

he knows we love him in a str8 way ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!

I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx

"

HA HA HA HA I HAVE TO SAY FUGGERS HAS NEVER MAILED ME!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!

I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx

HA HA HA HA I HAVE TO SAY FUGGERS HAS NEVER MAILED ME!!!!"

pop yur strap on fife, he will be all over ya xxx quicker than he gets the top of his KY tube xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

poor fuguy poor man seems to have had a total ripping taken out of him lol xx

think the nicest one we have ever had is

your tits are f**king huge !

cheers for that one i do know i carry them around every day matey lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally yummy... I adore fugy in a man love kinda way ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is there any other way to adore him view lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

NOT AT ALL, I USUALLY GET HI IM IN FIFE AND I SO WANT TO FUCK UR FACE!!

I used to get that as well fife xxx but I blocked Fugy... cleared that problem up as good as the antibiotics cleared my scabs xxxx

HA HA HA HA I HAVE TO SAY FUGGERS HAS NEVER MAILED ME!!!!

pop yur strap on fife, he will be all over ya xxx quicker than he gets the top of his KY tube xxxxxxx "

i would have to say i think fuggers knows better then to bug me lol

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