FabSwingers.com forum: Status Updates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What status updates have you seen and just thought "absolute brilliant".

Seen this status and just couldn't stop laughing, knowing lots of men would be messaging her.

She had "... "Would it put men off if I was meeting them, they came over to fuck me and I had dinosaur print bedding"

What Status updates made you smile or giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None...they're vomit inducing shite mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What status updates have you seen and just thought "absolute brilliant".

Seen this status and just couldn't stop laughing, knowing lots of men would be messaging her.

She had "... "Would it put men off if I was meeting them, they came over to fuck me and I had dinosaur print bedding"

What Status updates made you smile or giggle"

Seen that yesterday, made me smile

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Jurassic Pork

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

There’s one today looking for “teachers or uniformed guys”.

I’m guessing that’s either someone with authority issues, or (more likely) a journalist on a fishing expedition!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a status update that I put on which was:

Can You Say "Supercalifragi Expeditious" When My Cock is Half Way Down Your Throat While Playing the Banjo. -If at Yours n There's a Banjo, I'm Fecked

Got quite a few messages from girls saying they could play the banjo - funny that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a status update that I put on which was:

Can You Say "Supercalifragi Expeditious" When My Cock is Half Way Down Your Throat While Playing the Banjo. -If at Yours n There's a Banjo, I'm Fecked

Got quite a few messages from girls saying they could play the banjo - funny that

Did you mean funny haha or funny peculiar?

I may have picked up the wrong meaning originally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remember folks, any statuses you remember let us all know, its good to have a laugh and not be negative on here

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My current status is negative. I had to buy my own coffee ffs!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Man looking to meet today. Im counting on your standards being lower than mine.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I really should read the statuses and not just get distracted by the naughty pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really should read the statuses and not just get distracted by the naughty pics

Ffs Bunkie, I don't put any naughty pics on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man looking to meet today. Im counting on your standards being lower than mine."
seen that too lol

I love a good status updat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female statuses whining about men are a constant source of amusement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do enjoy a good rant on a status

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

One guy today advertising he was coming into £30 K in a few weeks, erm right form an orderly queue, ladies and gents lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read one today about their block button being on fire. Crazy stuff!

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"Man looking to meet today. Im counting on your standards being lower than mine."

Brilliant so stolen that one ha

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