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"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a plook? A plook will wait till you're at least 12 before it comes on your face " Nooooo! Too much you! | |||
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"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a plook? A plook will wait till you're at least 12 before it comes on your face Nooooo! Too much you!" I asked for Mrs opinion before I posted it....she said that as well | |||
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"What do going down on an old woman and eating a pork pie have in common? You have to bite through the crust then lick out the jelly before you get to the meaty bit " oh Boak | |||
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"What do going down on an old woman and eating a pork pie have in common? You have to bite through the crust then lick out the jelly before you get to the meaty bit " Raise you... What’s the toughest part about having sex with forty seven year olds? Getting it up again 39 times... | |||
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"What do you call a Chinese woman with a food mixer on her head. Brenda." | |||
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"What do you call an Indian pool attendant........... Dyandar Bandin" | |||
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"What do you call an Indian karaoke singer??? Gupty Singh (Gets coat)" I like the daft ones | |||
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"What do you call an Indian karaoke singer??? Gupty Singh (Gets coat) I like the daft ones " Like the one about the Chinese Stripper with asymmetrical breasts.... Wan Hung Lo | |||
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"What do you call an Indian karaoke singer??? Gupty Singh (Gets coat) I like the daft ones Like the one about the Chinese Stripper with asymmetrical breasts.... Wan Hung Lo" .....sorry....did someone say something?... | |||
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"What do you call an Irish man sitting on a couch? Paddy O'Furniture." | |||
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"What do you call an Irish man sitting on a couch? Paddy O'Furniture. " Should have been | |||
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"Was on trip advisor.....they recommend l.s.d or magic mushies " | |||
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"Burnley police have warned their fans to watch out for Aberdeen fans with flares. Coz that's what they wore last time they won anything in Europe!!" The last time a Fife team won anything man was wearing a fig leaf. | |||
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"Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have kerb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the kerb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome. " Very funny.x | |||
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"What do you call a guy that lines to work out a lot? Gym. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head...? Cliff. My personal favourites since I was a boy. " Just last week then | |||
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