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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Today been wee disaster as far as meets.

Fb messaged me when getting sucked off someone. I said wasn't happy..well I was like if your doing that with her then must be doing same with me (though have to say he's usually occupied lol) but he said no as too busy "punishing me" lol

He said she was bit of a bore as not up for much. I was like so why meet then lol

Anyway he sent her away and invited me over.

I should feel wee bit bad but I actually don't.

Anyway he couldn't open his door.

So yh think karma is a bitch..

We prob both deserved no sex tonight right lol??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did she get out if he couldnt open his door?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did she get out if he couldnt open his door?"

He let her out then obv closed the door locked it and couldn't open it again

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Maybe she was still there and they just wanted to ser how quick you would come round when he clicked his fingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

N.a. he really couldn't open his door. It had been kicked in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe she was still there and they just wanted to ser how quick you would come round when he clicked his fingers."

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"N.a. he really couldn't open his door. It had been kicked in."

Well thats dangerous. If there had been a fire he would have been trapped. As a friend i would not have walked away and left him in that situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe she was still there and they just wanted to ser how quick you would come round when he clicked his fingers.

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I laughed too. Lots lol.

His door has been kicked in for bit. So finally gave up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"N.a. he really couldn't open his door. It had been kicked in.

Well thats dangerous. If there had been a fire he would have been trapped. As a friend i would not have walked away and left him in that situation."

I asked what he was going to do and he said he would climb on to his balcony if he had to. I told him if anything I could do to help to let me know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you said karma did you really mean drama?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit. "

Comedy drama then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Earlier on guy locked keys in his car... really couldn't write this stuff 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Earlier on guy locked keys in his car... really couldn't write this stuff 9"

And yet you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tbh if that was my fb I'd tell him to go fuck himself!

If she wasn't a bore then he would have happily continued without you having to go around to his. He kinda used you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then "

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Earlier on guy locked keys in his car... really couldn't write this stuff 9

And yet you do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

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You're right....tmi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tbh if that was my fb I'd tell him to go fuck himself!

If she wasn't a bore then he would have happily continued without you having to go around to his. He kinda used you "

Tbh if I was her though I'd have asked why he had his phone in his hands the whole time...And I know that as he was on here and what's app....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

You're right....tmi "

you don't have to read if your not liking what I'm writing...

I shared it cos it was funny. And I shared here cos not something I would tell anyone in my real life world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

You're right....tmi you don't have to read if your not liking what I'm writing...

I shared it cos it was funny. And I shared here cos not something I would tell anyone in my real life world "

Oh never mind me...just pretend like I'm reading the daily news and commenting at the world's events

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

You're right....tmi you don't have to read if your not liking what I'm writing...

I shared it cos it was funny. And I shared here cos not something I would tell anyone in my real life world

Oh never mind me...just pretend like I'm reading the daily news and commenting at the world's events"

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Tbh if that was my fb I'd tell him to go fuck himself!

If she wasn't a bore then he would have happily continued without you having to go around to his. He kinda used you

Tbh if I was her though I'd have asked why he had his phone in his hands the whole time...And I know that as he was on here and what's app....

"

Maybe the other female didnt exist. Maybe just trying to make you jealous.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tbh if that was my fb I'd tell him to go fuck himself!

If she wasn't a bore then he would have happily continued without you having to go around to his. He kinda used you

Tbh if I was her though I'd have asked why he had his phone in his hands the whole time...And I know that as he was on here and what's app....

Maybe the other female didnt exist. Maybe just trying to make you jealous."

possible. But doesn't make sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tbh if that was my fb I'd tell him to go fuck himself!

If she wasn't a bore then he would have happily continued without you having to go around to his. He kinda used you

Tbh if I was her though I'd have asked why he had his phone in his hands the whole time...And I know that as he was on here and what's app....

Maybe the other female didnt exist. Maybe just trying to make you jealous. possible. But doesn't make sense.

"

None if it does...that's the joy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tbh if that was my fb I'd tell him to go fuck himself!

If she wasn't a bore then he would have happily continued without you having to go around to his. He kinda used you

Tbh if I was her though I'd have asked why he had his phone in his hands the whole time...And I know that as he was on here and what's app....

Maybe the other female didnt exist. Maybe just trying to make you jealous. possible. But doesn't make sense.

None if it does...that's the joy"

You mean my whole saga lol? Or just general comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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We prob both deserved no sex tonight right lol?? "

He'd already had his cock sucked before you arrived and I'm guessing he probably came also so by the time you arrived he had empty baws syndrome and couldn't be arsed anymore. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very very confused......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very very confused...... "

I don't think you're the only one

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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We prob both deserved no sex tonight right lol??

He'd already had his cock sucked before you arrived and I'm guessing he probably came also so by the time you arrived he had empty baws syndrome and couldn't be arsed anymore. Just a thought "

he really wouldn't have invited me over if case. Hed have gone to bed. So nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok."

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside"

he was cos I could see from outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeiow. Saucer of milk.

No need to get arsey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meeeeiow. Saucer of milk.

No need to get arsey"

only do when folk try that crap with me.

This was meant to be a tongue in cheek post. I actually found it funny. And I think we both fucking deserved that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside. "

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So karma... when the universe pays you back for doing something wrong

Who did wrong?

Him for being a dickhead?

You for sharing a story about some poor girl who you have both treated like shit / laughed at?

Both?

Or maybe none of it happened and you thought you were on just eat and meant to write korma ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside.

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?"

His door pulls from inside and you push from outside. Tbh I wasn't thinking it as a saga.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So karma... when the universe pays you back for doing something wrong

Who did wrong?

Him for being a dickhead?

You for sharing a story about some poor girl who you have both treated like shit / laughed at?

Both?

Or maybe none of it happened and you thought you were on just eat and meant to write korma ?

"

I think me and him are both in the wrong. Think I've said that.

Trust me I do have words with him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside.

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?

His door pulls from inside and you push from outside. Tbh I wasn't thinking it as a saga. "

Well we've solved it then

The silly bugger couldn't open the door to you because he mixed up his pushing and pulling.

Saga no more

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside.

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?

His door pulls from inside and you push from outside. Tbh I wasn't thinking it as a saga.

Well we've solved it then

The silly bugger couldn't open the door to you because he mixed up his pushing and pulling.

Saga no more"

Silly .. he had already pulled ... thats how the whole mess started in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside.

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?

His door pulls from inside and you push from outside. Tbh I wasn't thinking it as a saga.

Well we've solved it then

The silly bugger couldn't open the door to you because he mixed up his pushing and pulling.

Saga no more"

he lives in a flat.

I know how his door works as been using it past year lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside.

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?

His door pulls from inside and you push from outside. Tbh I wasn't thinking it as a saga.

Well we've solved it then

The silly bugger couldn't open the door to you because he mixed up his pushing and pulling.

Saga no more

Silly .. he had already pulled ... thats how the whole mess started in the first place "

Funny lol. It's not a mess for me.

We live to fuck again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside.

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?

His door pulls from inside and you push from outside. Tbh I wasn't thinking it as a saga.

Well we've solved it then

The silly bugger couldn't open the door to you because he mixed up his pushing and pulling.

Saga no more he lives in a flat.

I know how his door works as been using it past year lol "

Well you should have encouraged him from the outside then as he clearly forgot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside he was cos I could see from outside.

Right...in order to get to the bottom of this saga you need to concentrate hard and put yourself back in the situation....we're close to solving this.

Was he pushing like you said?

His door pulls from inside and you push from outside. Tbh I wasn't thinking it as a saga.

Well we've solved it then

The silly bugger couldn't open the door to you because he mixed up his pushing and pulling.

Saga no more he lives in a flat.

I know how his door works as been using it past year lol

Well you should have encouraged him from the outside then as he clearly forgot "

lol I did. He pulled as I pushed from outside and did a few times.. His door has a board on it from being kicked in...that is the prob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God sake...how am I supposed to solve this when you threw in the red herring about him pushing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God sake...how am I supposed to solve this when you threw in the red herring about him pushing.

"

I'm now getting confused... He pulled his door from the inside as I pushed from outside...as that's the way his door works...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God sake...how am I supposed to solve this when you threw in the red herring about him pushing.

I'm now getting confused... He pulled his door from the inside as I pushed from outside...as that's the way his door works..."

You said pushed!

That's almost perjury

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God sake...how am I supposed to solve this when you threw in the red herring about him pushing.

I'm now getting confused... He pulled his door from the inside as I pushed from outside...as that's the way his door works...

You said pushed!

That's almost perjury "

sorry confused as I was pushing on it as he pulled

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Anyway ..so the silly cunt is still trapped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this one is gonna need all the big guns to solve it now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway ..so the silly cunt is still trapped?"

He can get out his balcony.

I'll find out when I get up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well this one is gonna need all the big guns to solve it now"

He's a big boy I'm sure he'll sort it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a keeper!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like a keeper! "

Emmmm.....we're fbs not in relationship so no...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Anyway ..so the silly cunt is still trapped?

He can get out his balcony.

I'll find out when I get up."

He obviously didnt want you that much otherwise he would of got out the balcony way to be with you last night.

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By *iFemaleStr8MaleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow..this was meant to be bit of humour..

I'm not saying what he did with girl was right. Hell no. I'm not right either.

But the judgment is silly. You don't know our arrangement. Me or him. We've been fucking a year regularly. We both have our faults but I do know he would not have gotten me over if not to fuck...

And thanks but I do know how his door works.

Maybe my sense of humour is warped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow..this was meant to be bit of humour..

I'm not saying what he did with girl was right. Hell no. I'm not right either.

But the judgment is silly. You don't know our arrangement. Me or him. We've been fucking a year regularly. We both have our faults but I do know he would not have gotten me over if not to fuck...

And thanks but I do know how his door works.

Maybe my sense of humour is warped.

"

So is his door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyway ..so the silly cunt is still trapped?

He can get out his balcony.

I'll find out when I get up.

He obviously didnt want you that much otherwise he would of got out the balcony way to be with you last night."

Oh give it a break..

The guy is on top floor.

To do so would mean he'd have to get taxi to mine to then get taxi back over to his and hassle of getting out balcony and back in again..

He's sneaked out of work to come see me before.

We aren't exclusive.

He messaged me and met the other night.. I don't need any validation that he isn't keen to fuck me..

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

It was probably the same mad bird that's pumping her way through your veris

Did he try taking the wedge out from under the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow..this was meant to be bit of humour..

I'm not saying what he did with girl was right. Hell no. I'm not right either.

But the judgment is silly. You don't know our arrangement. Me or him. We've been fucking a year regularly. We both have our faults but I do know he would not have gotten me over if not to fuck...

And thanks but I do know how his door works.

Maybe my sense of humour is warped.

So is his door "

true...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow..this was meant to be bit of humour..

I'm not saying what he did with girl was right. Hell no. I'm not right either.

But the judgment is silly. You don't know our arrangement. Me or him. We've been fucking a year regularly. We both have our faults but I do know he would not have gotten me over if not to fuck...

And thanks but I do know how his door works.

Maybe my sense of humour is warped.

So is his door true...

"

Lol the last face shouldn't be there..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was probably the same mad bird that's pumping her way through your veris

Did he try taking the wedge out from under the door "

Lol. Ha ha... finally someone with a sense of humour!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Why even metion what he was doing at the time hes texting you when It not relevant to the story?

Looks like your trying to belittle someone else by even mentioning it.

Yes its maybe a funny situation to be in but only for those involved !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s probs a thread or a conversation about some girl that came over but the guy was too busy getting his dick sucked to bother answering the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have just shot into my Top 5 Favourite Posters list, OP.

I can tell you're going to amuse me greatly.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Anyway ..so the silly cunt is still trapped?

He can get out his balcony.

I'll find out when I get up.

He obviously didnt want you that much otherwise he would of got out the balcony way to be with you last night.

Oh give it a break..

The guy is on top floor.

To do so would mean he'd have to get taxi to mine to then get taxi back over to his and hassle of getting out balcony and back in again..

He's sneaked out of work to come see me before.

We aren't exclusive.

He messaged me and met the other night.. I don't need any validation that he isn't keen to fuck me.. "

No offence but he obviously isnt the brightest button in the box if he thinks going out onto a top floor balcony when there is a fire will save him.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A door that works out who to let out...

And who to not let in...

I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is a door not a door?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When is a door not a door?

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When it's ajar. Not on this instance tho x

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"When is a door not a door?

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When its a jam(med) sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"N.a. he really couldn't open his door. It had been kicked in."

Why had it been kicked in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"N.a. he really couldn't open his door. It had been kicked in.

Well thats dangerous. If there had been a fire he would have been trapped. As a friend i would not have walked away and left him in that situation.

I asked what he was going to do and he said he would climb on to his balcony if he had to. I told him if anything I could do to help to let me know. "

I think you should have kicked his door in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Earlier on guy locked keys in his car... really couldn't write this stuff 9

And yet you do "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

You're right....tmi "

What's tmi??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

You're right....tmi

What's tmi??"

Too much info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We prob both deserved no sex tonight right lol??

He'd already had his cock sucked before you arrived and I'm guessing he probably came also so by the time you arrived he had empty baws syndrome and couldn't be arsed anymore. Just a thought he really wouldn't have invited me over if case. Hed have gone to bed. So nope. "

Sorry but if this is a true story!!! that's exactly what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How long did you hang about outside

Maybe she was with him all along

N.a.. He knows better... He was pushing the door hard and trying spare sets.

I could kinda see the door is Fucked from outside.

A dick he may be at times but he's not that much of a dick to have 2 girls over unless he's asked if ok.

He should have tried pulling...that's usually how a door opens from the inside"

Even a decent guy will fuck 2 girls without asking, never mind a dick and yes doors normally pull open from the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow..this was meant to be bit of humour..

I'm not saying what he did with girl was right. Hell no. I'm not right either.

But the judgment is silly. You don't know our arrangement. Me or him. We've been fucking a year regularly. We both have our faults but I do know he would not have gotten me over if not to fuck...

And thanks but I do know how his door works.

Maybe my sense of humour is warped.

So is his door "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I meant karma. Wasn't drama. He phoned me later on and laughed a wee bit.

Comedy drama then

It isn't first time been in sticky (excuse pun) situation. That has also been comedic with him.

Tmi but got carried away with a sex toy. It was a vibrating part that shouldn't have been inserted....I was blindfolded and was playing with other toys. Didn't realise til he asked where it went....(em you kinda lost it inside me...) after few secs of panic and thinking might result in trip to a and e he got it out...and then able to laugh..

You're right....tmi

What's tmi??

Too much info"

Cheers that's what I thought but didn't make sense with the reply! Bit like the original post

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Obsess much?

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.


"Today been wee disaster as far as meets.

Fb messaged me when getting sucked off someone. I said wasn't happy..well I was like if your doing that with her then must be doing same with me (though have to say he's usually occupied lol) but he said no as too busy "punishing me" lol

He said she was bit of a bore as not up for much. I was like so why meet then lol

Anyway he sent her away and invited me over.

I should feel wee bit bad but I actually don't.

Anyway he couldn't open his door.

So yh think karma is a bitch..

We prob both deserved no sex tonight right lol?? "

I have no idea why you bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very, very confused...... "

I laughed way harder than I should have at this comment, but I'm very confused too ha-ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve read this a few times now and it just reeks of a weird attention seeking post.

He’s clearly a catch tho...... any man who had recently had his door kicked in and contacts you while he’s with another woman is clearly a keeper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve read this a few times now and it just reeks of a weird attention seeking post.

He’s clearly a catch tho...... any man who had recently had his door kicked in and contacts you while he’s with another woman is clearly a keeper. "

I know, eh! Where do I find myself such a guy?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve read this a few times now and it just reeks of a weird attention seeking post.

He’s clearly a catch tho...... any man who had recently had his door kicked in and contacts you while he’s with another woman is clearly a keeper. "

I've read it a few times as well, purely for entertainment purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve read this a few times now and it just reeks of a weird attention seeking post.

He’s clearly a catch tho...... any man who had recently had his door kicked in and contacts you while he’s with another woman is clearly a keeper.

I know, eh! Where do I find myself such a guy?! "

Dangling from the balcony of course ...just spread out a tarp and he's all yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve read this a few times now and it just reeks of a weird attention seeking post.

He’s clearly a catch tho...... any man who had recently had his door kicked in and contacts you while he’s with another woman is clearly a keeper.

I know, eh! Where do I find myself such a guy?! "

You’ll need to get in line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exclusive but got pissed off with him being with another girl... ok... the whole thing is just bonkers.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Not exclusive but got pissed off with him being with another girl... ok... the whole thing is just bonkers. "

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I’ve read this a few times now and it just reeks of a weird attention seeking post.

He’s clearly a catch tho...... any man who had recently had his door kicked in and contacts you while he’s with another woman is clearly a keeper.

I know, eh! Where do I find myself such a guy?!

Dangling from the balcony of course ...just spread out a tarp and he's all yours.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not exclusive but got pissed off with him being with another girl... ok... the whole thing is just bonkers. "

That's what happens when you try to make up a "cool" story, but when there's more holes in it than a tetley tea bag, there are other brands of tea bags! it's going to draw a lot of questions and piss taking

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Totally confused with this saga......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viking Saga...

Karma is a bastard... sounds like Karma has bitten.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Could you not have just when in through the conservatory entrance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never heard so much pish in all my life! (Someone had to say it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never heard so much pish in all my life! (Someone had to say it)"

Just have to ask why do you think it's pish?

As in you think op made whole thing up?

Just curious of opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not exclusive but got pissed off with him being with another girl... ok... the whole thing is just bonkers. "

I took it to mean it was the texting that bothered her...Wee bit disrespectful a guy who is having fun with a girl but messaging someone else during it..

Just my take on it though.

I could be wrong.

There is fault on both sides as I see it.

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By *agnoliax2Couple
over a year ago

wishaw

Nope I didn’t need to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope I didn’t need to join "

So how did you discover then??

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By *agnoliax2Couple
over a year ago

wishaw


"Nope I didn’t need to join

So how did you discover then??"

As I said it wasn’t mentioned to me to put of curiosity I looked.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

This is best read in long time on my nightshifts .still confused as to why door won't open or how anyone jumpsnoff a top floor balcony but laughed at the way this has gone south

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