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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome "

You’re such an attention whore!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome

You’re such an attention whore!!! "

Haha you know me so well funnily enough when I was on my last profile I'd message 100's of girls/couples to get one reply and never chatted much on the forums, now I msg one girl/couple once every 100 days to get no replies and I find myself on here all the time thinking up nonsense to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome "

Top bantz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind op...at least you try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You lady's are so lucky to have me back on fab, I'm shit in bed, have a tiny wee pecker, I'm a foot shorter than a tall person, my feet pong a bit, I'm really shy and struggle to converse, which is great because when you take me to bed I just lay there looking like a rabbit caught in the head lights and say fek all, oh and I've run out of aftershave, but don't worry I'll eat lots of garlic the night before we meet, you're welcome

Top bantz.

"

Totes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never mind op...at least you try"

Well I'm here for a short time no a good time

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