FabSwingers.com forum: What is the weirdest thing....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....You have seen next to a cock?

Received yet another pic today of a cock next to a sky remote. Is that the official measurement of a cock now?

"How big are you?"

"Up to the 3 button on a sky remote."

What else have people seen cocks next to on pics?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Seen one with a doughnut on once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next to a 4pinter of milk

Next to his shoe (proving big feet merely mean big socks)

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

They say a sky remote measures 8 inch that's why guys put their cock next to it dunno why

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seen one with a doughnut on once."

I can only imagine what was happening in the next pictures.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"They say a sky remote measures 8 inch that's why guys put their cock next to it dunno why"

They’d be as well just putting a ruler or tape measure next to it!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I could put a mini lynx can next to mine make it look big ...do you think anyone would notice it's a mini lynx

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I could put a mini lynx can next to mine make it look big ...do you think anyone would notice it's a mini lynx

Hey women notice everything

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I could put a mini lynx can next to mine make it look big ...do you think anyone would notice it's a mini lynx

Hey women notice everything

Damn I'll just not bother taking pics of it then

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

I’ve seen the sky remote one more than once on here, now I know why

This is not strictly next to a cock but was in relatively close proximity. Way back when I first joined Fab I saw a couple who’s profile pics included one of naked hubby.... in a full leg length stookie!!

Last line of their profile said “don’t worry about the stookie, his cock still works!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....You have seen next to a cock?

Received yet another pic today of a cock next to a sky remote. Is that the official measurement of a cock now?

"How big are you?"

"Up to the 3 button on a sky remote."

What else have people seen cocks next to on pics?"

Fugys private pics... sayin nothin but they’re baaaaahd

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I saw one with a tenner wrapped round it today..??

I mean... Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw one with a tenner wrapped round it today..??

I mean... Why?

He shoulda used a twenty if he wanted to “score” surely

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I saw one with a tenner wrapped round it today..??

I mean... Why?

Good place to hide your money, no one ever goes there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw one with a tenner wrapped round it today..??

I mean... Why?

Good place to hide your money, no one ever goes there

NOTEd... (sorry... I like puns...

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I saw one with a tenner wrapped round it today..??

I mean... Why?

Good place to hide your money, no one ever goes there

NOTEd... (sorry... I like puns...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I saw one once in a hot dog bun...with red sauce. I may have been hallucinating though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They say a sky remote measures 8 inch that's why guys put their cock next to it dunno why"

It’s the ones that do it and have their hands over the bottom of the remote... some you can clearly see there is a lot of air under that hand!!

Really does make you laugh.

The worse ones are the toilet in background pics!! Feel so sick after them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got sent a pic ages ago and the guy had a pint glass over his cock like a wee display cabinet

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

One yesterday was next to a bunch of bananas for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit is another form of measurement i keep getting sent.

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"They say a sky remote measures 8 inch that's why guys put their cock next to it dunno why

They’d be as well just putting a ruler or tape measure next to it!"

They won't do that. Rulers and tape measures are accurate.

Sky remotes, cans of drink and spray deodorants are boring as fuck, btw. Try biscuits or sweeties.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I once saw a pic on Fab of a penis dressed in an action man combat jacket with a cap on top. It was really funny.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I once used a Costa takeaway cup, but they things are huge so I never used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ages back I saw a profile where a guy had a erect penis and a toy baby dolls hand next to it

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Fun size Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swiss rolls

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Fruit is another form of measurement i keep getting sent.

Your profile name must give them ideas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fruit is another form of measurement i keep getting sent.

Your profile name must give them ideas!

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I never thought of that

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Most of the pics i get sent would be better using an amazon firestick remote

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

"I once saw a pic on Fab of a penis dressed in an action man combat jacket with a cap on top. It was really funny."

that's a guy we know Hawkeye he's mad as a brush I'm sure he has other outfits aswell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A syringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn on the cob..

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