No not winter, the telephone type where they sell you stuff, noticed an influx of these calls recently although only 2 people have my house phone number, this morning it was my postcode enables me to new windows pish, usually i hang up but feeling a little devious thought fuck it lets see how long i can wind the fucker up.
caller, so mr xxxx would you be interested in taking advantage of your postcode selection for new windows ?
deviant, yes i certanly would please tell me more im really interested.
caller, well we need to move fast as its a limited offer only.
deviant, can you tell me the specs of said windows etc.
caller, give me to 2 secs mr xxxx will fetch the details.
deviant, sticks kettle on and rolls a smoke.
caller, thanks for your patiance, ok there bla bla bla, rymes off all the spec spending 10 mins rabbling on.
deviant, they sound ideal and would be perfect in my place.
caller, we just happen to have someone in your area who could pop in and measure up.
deviant, yes thats sounds ideal but can i ask how much ?
caller, well usually these retail at 5k but for you mr xxxx we can do for 4k
deviant, perfect can i ask where you got my number from as its ex directory ?
caller, erm erm we get supplied all numbers from a source.
deviant, ah ok well tell your source i dinnae want new windows cheers,
caller, but but but
deviant, nae buts bud now bugger off and dinnae call me again.
total call time 30 mins  |
