FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you go urgh!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good morning you little fab folks.

I've time to waste so thought I'd share my urgh list with you....real life and fab related.

Well I'll share 3 things to start...it's a biiiiiiig list:

Humourlessnes

Beach predators

Inconsistency

What things make you go urgh?

As it's an unlucky day for you superstitious punks, I'll throw in a prize for the person who names number 10 on my urgh list bingo card.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

People who use red sauce when I want to steal their food

John

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Bags of dog turds tied to trees/lampposts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My dabber hasn't marked my card yet so I'll share another

The wrong emphasis when elongating wordssssssss

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Folks thinking the floss is an acceptable from of dancing in a night club

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

People calling tomato ketchup red sauce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Folks thinking the floss is an acceptable from of dancing in a night club

Where should they do this then?

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Dropping something in a bin in the office toilet then realising you have also dropped in a fiver from in your pocket,reaching in for it and touching a used Johnny that was nestling under some tissue paper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dropping something in a bin in the office toilet then realising you have also dropped in a fiver from in your pocket,reaching in for it and touching a used Johnny that was nestling under some tissue paper"

That's very specific!

I'm adding cringe flirting on the forum to the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arseholes that set their alarms to put beach towels down on the sun lounger.

Shit stirrers.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My cat being sick after eating a mouse

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"People calling tomato ketchup red sauce.

Could call it worse but won’t go there, it’s too early

John

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

No one in my house replacing the finished toilet roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice people being nice....just be a cunt, it's nicer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nice people being nice....just be a cunt, it's nicer

I'm on my way to a straight line with my dabber now

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Arseholes

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Next on my list:

Unimaginative posters

Sand in my fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have a puppy and you step on a wee pile of shit.... right between your toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working on a Friday....that's the 4th time I've had to do it this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum timeouts

The mods do a wonderful job though

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"Forum timeouts

The mods do a wonderful job though

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum."

Her decomposed body has that effect on most people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When threads get shut down when it's just getting juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum."

You should apologise for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum.

You should apologise for that

No apologies required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum.

You should apologise for that

No apologies required

Not even for his shite attempt at patter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum.

You should apologise for that

No apologies required

Not even for his shite attempt at patter?

He comes under the humourless category surely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your mum.

You should apologise for that

No apologies required

Not even for his shite attempt at patter?

That's only to be expected when those interlopers cross the border on here

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Laddered or ripped stockings .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laddered or ripped stockings .

Stockings...they're on my list

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When you have a puppy and you step on a wee pile of shit.... right between your toes.

Worse than a bare foot doing a late night bin run and you stand on a slug in the dark! That’s not nice... and it’s not clever

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have a puppy and you step on a wee pile of shit.... right between your toes.

Worse than a bare foot doing a late night bin run and you stand on a slug in the dark! That’s not nice... and it’s not clever

John

I done that once. Not gonna lie....I was sick a wee bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunts that dont acknowledge you when youve pulled in to let them pass....bastards!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same people in forums that just deliberately want to cause trouble.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"The same people in forums that just deliberately want to cause trouble. "

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Trolling posts in threads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My bingo card isn't getting dabbed much...there'll be no prizes for you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll chuck another couple in

Self proclaimed 'nice' guys

Tired cliches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People driving at 30 in a 60 zone.

People that park over 2 car parking spaces.

Substitutions in your online shop that are nothing like the product you ordered.

Getting hooked on a tv series and then finding out they canned the next season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit stirrers and men who use women and think they can get away with it. Not!!

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"I'll chuck another couple in

Self proclaimed 'nice' guys

Tired cliches "

As a nice guy I agree with the completely. All these self proclaiming nice guys are taking the focus away from me... a nice guy. Sort it out lads.

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

People that drag their feet when walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloppy kissing.

Noisey eaters

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Can’t travel Can’t accommodate

Read no reply

Couples where only one is free ... the guy

English football commentators

And fucking Brexit

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Next on my list:

Unimaginative posters

Sand in my fanny"

Missed that one giving cunnielingus to a lady with sand in he fanny .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignorance..

Arrogance..

Disrespect..

(We all know who they are)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trolling posts in threads. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trolling posts in threads. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake profiles

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Fake profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake profiles

Have you come across any ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake like the gangbang girl from a few days ago?"

He fooled a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics with fruit/veg/bottles up their chuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics with fruit/veg/bottles up their chuffs

Saving the planet by not using a plastic bag to carry their shopping home in maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fake like the gangbang girl from a few days ago?

He fooled a few "

Including the talented guy who met 'her'

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Fake profiles

Have you come across any ?

Sry I can't go into details as that would be straying off your good friends original thread.

That could be another urghhh, straying off topic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got another

Passive aggressive posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake profiles

Have you come across any ?

Sry I can't go into details as that would be straying off your good friends original thread.

That could be another urghhh, straying off topic. "

Very true

So where have you been the last few weeks

Just straying off the topic

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"I've got another

Passive aggressive posters"

Would passive aggressive threads also make that list ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Political correctness.

Hypocrite, snowflake, insufferable liberals.

Thick people who watch love island and have no clue about reality.

People with body odour who do nothing about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got another

Passive aggressive posters

Would passive aggressive threads also make that list ?"

It's the posters that would make it that way.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Good morning you little fab folks.

I've time to waste so thought I'd share my urgh list with you....real life and fab related.

Well I'll share 3 things to start...it's a biiiiiiig list:

Humourlessnes

Beach predators

Inconsistency

What things make you go urgh?

As it's an unlucky day for you superstitious punks, I'll throw in a prize for the person who names number 10 on my urgh list bingo card."

I feel I need to disagree with you . Your thread opens with the line, you little fab folks, which implies your bigger than everyone else . Could be contrued as a passive aggressive statement. Or even superstitious punks , more possible passive aggressive statements . Do you not think ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trolling posts in threads. "

Why do you troll so much then?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

People with absolutely nothing nice to say about other people or the site in general ....if you don't like it......why are you here ...there's the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Little fab folks- a friendly greeting

Superstitious punks- it's Friday the 13th. Punks...im making their day lucky...unlike Clint

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Fake profiles

Have you come across any ?

Sry I can't go into details as that would be straying off your good friends original thread.

That could be another urghhh, straying off topic.

Very true

So where have you been the last few weeks

Just straying off the topic

I was in Turkey thx. Nice to see you missed me.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pointless status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake profiles

Have you come across any ?

Sry I can't go into details as that would be straying off your good friends original thread.

That could be another urghhh, straying off topic.

Very true

So where have you been the last few weeks

Just straying off the topic

I was in Turkey thx. Nice to see you missed me.

We all certainly did

Did you spot any fake holidaymakers?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Fake profiles

Have you come across any ?

Sry I can't go into details as that would be straying off your good friends original thread.

That could be another urghhh, straying off topic.

Very true

So where have you been the last few weeks

Just straying off the topic

I was in Turkey thx. Nice to see you missed me.

We all certainly did

Did you spot any fake holidaymakers?

Its hilarious when you guys come in team handed and kill your own thread just to have a pop at 1 Fab member.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fake profiles

Have you come across any ?

Sry I can't go into details as that would be straying off your good friends original thread.

That could be another urghhh, straying off topic.

Very true

So where have you been the last few weeks

Just straying off the topic

I was in Turkey thx. Nice to see you missed me.

We all certainly did

Did you spot any fake holidaymakers?

Its hilarious when you guys come in team handed and kill your own thread just to have a pop at 1 Fab member. "

Team handed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's mu urgh list...and I'm not sharing!

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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago

Land Of Naughtiness

"People who use red sauce when I want to steal their food

John

Haha this is me when I want to steal some chips and mr gets vinegar on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Immaturity, petulance and bullying.....in no particular order of preference!

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Fuckers who don’t give you “the wave” or flash when you let them in on the M8.

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The fucking M8 and not forgetting Auchenkilns on the M80...... love sitting in queuing traffic for no particular reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckers who don’t give you “the wave” or flash when you let them in on the M8. "

Only wave I give in the car is with my middle finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already been mentioned perhaps but single guy's profiles with a female's face on show giving him a bj.

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By *ull4subMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire \ Glasgow

Too much pubic hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much pubic hair

On a scale of between a bob and a skinhead...what's the 'right' amount?

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By *ull4subMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire \ Glasgow

"Too much pubic hair

On a scale of between a bob and a skinhead...what's the 'right' amount?"

A zero at the back and sides with a bit off the top #tidy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too much pubic hair

On a scale of between a bob and a skinhead...what's the 'right' amount?"

Think he draws the line at a Wookie bush.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Too much pubic hair

On a scale of between a bob and a skinhead...what's the 'right' amount?"

When her pants look like an opened packet of old holburn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much pubic hair

On a scale of between a bob and a skinhead...what's the 'right' amount?

Think he draws the line at a Wookie bush."

He seems to like a ready for summer look wookie

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Chips and curry sauce, chips and cheese and any other combination. Yuck

People spitting and clearing their throat before they do gives me the boak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much pubic hair

On a scale of between a bob and a skinhead...what's the 'right' amount?

When her pants look like an opened packet of old holburn"

Spiders legs thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already been mentioned perhaps but single guy's profiles with a female's face on show giving him a bj. "

Or worse a single guy prf pics of him fucking a girl with no condom, prfile saying hes been on over a yearbbut pic uploaded a month ago, claiming it was his ex just puts him into more shite cos there's no permission to plaster her fanny everywhere n chances are hes lying n no using protection...bowk!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already been mentioned perhaps but single guy's profiles with a female's face on show giving him a bj.

That's sounds very detailed and personal Miss C.... (p.s Hope you keyed the prick's car)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already been mentioned perhaps but single guy's profiles with a female's face on show giving him a bj.

That's sounds very detailed and personal Miss C.... (p.s Hope you keyed the prick's car)

Lol oh nothing personal but iv had guys message me wi that n i just go crazy at them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still deserves a keyed car!

#guesswhosgotpmt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still deserves a keyed car!

#guesswhosgotpmt"

Always got pmt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiots selling weight loss pills and shakes to vulnerable/gullible people on social media

White knighting on posts

Being called hun/babe/love

People who see my german shepherd dog and assume he's vicious...I need muzzled more than he does

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On today's list:

Burnt knees from a red hot bike exhaust

Ditherers who can't find things like phones and socks-get more organised!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lack of manners and people who eat with their mouth open really grind my gears

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

People who can’t take no for an answer

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Tourists who do not know how to drive on single track roads.

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Tourists who do not know how to drive on single track roads.

Tourists who think bus drivers are tourist information centre and don’t have change for bus and get grumpy when driver won’t let them on with a £20 note, especially when I’m trying to get to work.

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Bad manners, people up their own arse and full of self importance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab cliches such as:

Their loss

Don't like it...jog on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know it alls

Folk that think they know it all

Been there done that on every single post.

Folk starting posts just for a ego massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lack of manners and people who eat with their mouth open really grind my gears "
folk that smell their food before they eat it...wtf??

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Know it alls

Folk that think they know it all

Been there done that on every single post.

Folk starting posts just for a ego massage."
you must detest the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually no lol

Just certain posts you know who's gonna comment and what there gonna say before they do

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Actually no lol

Just certain posts you know who's gonna comment and what there gonna say before they do

"
careful the glitteratti will take exception lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually no lol

Just certain posts you know who's gonna comment and what there gonna say before they do

This thread will be a blockbuster free zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Actually no lol

Just certain posts you know who's gonna comment and what there gonna say before they do

This thread will be a blockbuster free zone

Lets hope this thread is more stable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grown men walking around in football tops....Really depressing, there are so many immature males in the west coast of Glasgow......Oh and an immediate no no from me anyway xx

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

"Grown men walking around in football tops....Really depressing, there are so many immature males in the west coast of Glasgow......Oh and an immediate no no from me anyway xx

"
dont wear football tops myself but is this not similar to fems walking around advertising for jimmy choos armani or prada ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grown men walking around in football tops....Really depressing, there are so many immature males in the west coast of Glasgow......Oh and an immediate no no from me anyway xx

dont wear football tops myself but is this not similar to fems walking around advertising for jimmy choos armani or prada ?"

Middle aged men just shouldn't wear polyester

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Grown men walking around in football tops....Really depressing, there are so many immature males in the west coast of Glasgow......Oh and an immediate no no from me anyway xx

dont wear football tops myself but is this not similar to fems walking around advertising for jimmy choos armani or prada ?

Middle aged men just shouldn't wear polyester

Isnt it more up to Poly Esther if she wants them to wear her?

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"People calling tomato ketchup red sauce.

So wrong

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Arseholes that set their alarms to put beach towels down on the sun lounger.

Shit stirrers.

Is that all the one thing?

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"Can’t travel Can’t accommodate

Read no reply

Couples where only one is free ... the guy

English football commentators

And fucking Brexit "

Is ‘read no reply’ worse than the ‘instant delete’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who suddenly magic a bi girlfriend or wife out of thin air when you say you're not interested. They don't count if you need to inflate them first. Fud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try and dictate the rules of a thread. No negative or funny comments please.

Aye do you think so. I'll decide how I'll post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Entitlement...this place has that stench strongly in the air

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

12 hour dayshifts

I hate this next one so much im currently doing it myself to piss people off

.....Folk who post holiday countdown on Facebook every day

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic. "

Bet ya they're laughing when they do it

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

Bet ya they're laughing when they do it

Probably, but bet ya their the ONLY ones laughing at it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

Bet ya they're laughing when they do it

Probably, but bet ya their the ONLY ones laughing at it .

You'd be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic. "

As long as they aren't wishing terminal illness on other users then I don't see the harm. There's banter then there's downright dickish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who comment no on threads

Have you been to a place- no

Do you know what's the message limit - No

Fuck off then x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Fuck off then x"

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

rude people

my job (when above comment in involved lol)

my husband in general lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

As long as they aren't wishing terminal illness on other users then I don't see the harm. There's banter then there's downright dickish

I'm sure you'll agree with me there hedevil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

As long as they aren't wishing terminal illness on other users then I don't see the harm. There's banter then there's downright dickish

I'm sure you'll agree with me there hedevil? "

I need to up my game. Worst I've said on here is "I hope you step on a plug".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who constantly feel the need for self-validation on here.

You know the types, the ones going on about what they have done, their (relative) successes, shoehorning in details to try and validate themselves and impose a flash sense of achievement or importance.

It's desperate and disingenuous.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

As long as they aren't wishing terminal illness on other users then I don't see the harm. There's banter then there's downright dickish

I'm sure you'll agree with me there hedevil?

I need to up my game. Worst I've said on here is "I hope you step on a plug". "

Or Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say it's your loss if you don't want to meet them. Eh naw it's no.....I'm losing fuck all out of it

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"People who say it's your loss if you don't want to meet them. Eh naw it's no.....I'm losing fuck all out of it "

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By *pinCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Bags of dog turds tied to trees/lampposts."

That annoys us. Why it’d be better left not preserved as a shitty decoration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 men burning in a tank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brothers fighting. Love them and can't stand them in equal measures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When people deliver a really obvious but bad pun...and add 'pun intended'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your getting your eyebrows threaded and they say "top lip"

Chou Ling I will punch you in the fucking face x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When your getting your eyebrows threaded and they say "top lip"

Chou Ling I will punch you in the fucking face x"

Wait til they offer to do your chin ...that hurts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 men burning in a tank "

Its the smell , still give me nightmares ( Mr )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with most of the above and also

Incompetence

Lane hoggers

Those cunts that drive at 48mph on a motorway . Fuck off and get a bus

Fake profiles

Getting booted off forums for defending our profile

Cunts on here who can't read and still msg with dick pics when it clearly says NO SINGLES

More to follow......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

As long as they aren't wishing terminal illness on other users then I don't see the harm. There's banter then there's downright dickish

I'm sure you'll agree with me there hedevil?

I need to up my game. Worst I've said on here is "I hope you step on a plug".

Or Lego

OUCH .... standing on Lego is one of the worst pains ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Backtrackers...be consistent people

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Rude people. Those that work in shops or fast food places that think please and thank you are foreign languages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People calling tomato ketchup red sauce.

I have worked for a fast food company and when customers say red sauce I would wanna Ofer them strawberry sauce instead but I just giggle to myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes 2 offfft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girls who overplay sex. Scream the house down. Really, is there any need

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Sad individuals and couples.

We all know the type, they post on threads with the sole intention of causing a nuisance or wind others up. Rarely staying on topic but comment on others answers to any particular topic.

As long as they aren't wishing terminal illness on other users then I don't see the harm. There's banter then there's downright dickish

I'm sure you'll agree with me there hedevil?

I need to up my game. Worst I've said on here is "I hope you step on a plug".

Or Lego

OUCH .... standing on Lego is one of the worst pains ever "

Surely kneeling on Lego is worse ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Good morning you little fab folks.

I've time to waste so thought I'd share my urgh list with you....real life and fab related.

Well I'll share 3 things to start...it's a biiiiiiig list:

Humourlessnes

Beach predators

Inconsistency

What things make you go urgh?

As it's an unlucky day for you superstitious punks, I'll throw in a prize for the person who names number 10 on my urgh list bingo card."

Don’t let this end without letting us know what no 10 on your list was .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask someone how they are and they proceed to tell you all about their trip to the hospital and how their wife is showing early signs of dementia.

I'm good ta is the reply ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you ask someone how they are and they proceed to tell you all about their trip to the hospital and how their wife is showing early signs of dementia.

I'm good ta is the reply ffs "

Well ye did ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who use red sauce when I want to steal their food

John

Fuck red sauce...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People calling tomato ketchup red sauce.

I have worked for a fast food company and when customers say red sauce I would wanna Ofer them strawberry sauce instead but I just giggle to myself lol"

Don't care what you call it... devils sauce... disgusting stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you ask someone how they are and they proceed to tell you all about their trip to the hospital and how their wife is showing early signs of dementia.

I'm good ta is the reply ffs

Well ye did ask!"

Aye I know....I'll no make that mistake again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfume sales people

Football top wearing adults

bad language in every day usage

people who do not know the white lines in a car park are not just a "nice idea to get between "

noisy cinema goers

over priced drinks in trendy bars

women over 40 with tight little bodies

I could go on..Oh and grumpy older women !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women over 40 with tight little bodies

I could go on..Oh and grumpy older women !"

This made me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with public face pics on their profile then get annoyed when they get recognised x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New profile pics of spotty arse cheeks.

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By *orwillieMan
over a year ago

Melrose

Number 10...members of the Scottish Nasty Party who assume that anyone who is not a true believer in their views is an idiot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanker drivers who think driving a big german car means they own the fucking road.

Ketchup and broon sauce. Howling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanker drivers who think driving a big german car means they own the fucking road.

Ketchup and broon sauce. Howling "

Folk that type the way they talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanker drivers who think driving a big german car means they own the fucking road.

Ketchup and broon sauce. Howling

Folk that type the way they talk

Harsh lol one word apologies HP brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanker drivers who think driving a big german car means they own the fucking road.

Ketchup and broon sauce. Howling

Folk that type the way they talk

Harsh lol one word apologies HP brown sauce

Better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanker drivers who think driving a big german car means they own the fucking road.

Ketchup and broon sauce. Howling

Folk that type the way they talk

Harsh lol one word apologies HP brown sauce

Better

Thankyou miss. There’s a bit of the strict teacher in you haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right lane hoggers with empty left lanes.

arseholes who have a whole trollley load and wont let you go first with your one item.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm adding impatient shoppers in a supermarket queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm adding impatient shoppers in a supermarket queue

Definitely miss

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"I'm adding impatient shoppers in a supermarket queue

That's quite a substantial list you have there. Is there anything in the world you do like ?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm adding impatient shoppers in a supermarket queue

That's quite a substantial list you have there. Is there anything in the world you do like ?. "

Sure...there are mamy things that don't make me go urgh at all.

But that's not for this thread

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'm adding impatient shoppers in a supermarket queue

That's quite a substantial list you have there. Is there anything in the world you do like ?.

Sure...there are mamy things that don't make me go urgh at all.

But that's not for this thread "

But what was 10th on your list ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm adding impatient shoppers in a supermarket queue

That's quite a substantial list you have there. Is there anything in the world you do like ?.

Sure...there are mamy things that don't make me go urgh at all.

But that's not for this thread

But what was 10th on your list ?"

As if I was ever really keeping tabs

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'm adding impatient shoppers in a supermarket queue

That's quite a substantial list you have there. Is there anything in the world you do like ?.

Sure...there are mamy things that don't make me go urgh at all.

But that's not for this thread

But what was 10th on your list ?

As if I was ever really keeping tabs

Damn I was hoping for the prize as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding out there's no prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuns, clowns and dwarves freak me out. People who have a squint in their eye make me uneasy as well.

Fried egg white makes me gag.

Any living thing that flies or lives under water are worth a watching

Men who wear a suit jacket with denims do my head in.

People who giggle at nothing make me seerh

Other than that I'm pretty easy going

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