FabSwingers.com forum: How big is big??!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The classic old question ... thoughts fabbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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This big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does not matter how big it's what you can do with it

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"It does not matter how big it's what you can do with it"

I’m sure ladies only say that in order to not hurt our feelings

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

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This big

It no -------------------

That big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2l bottle of Irn But is my limit.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"You wish!!

One lives in hope

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"The classic old question ... thoughts fabbers? "
depends on the camera angle

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Somewhere between a lynx can and a sky hd remote

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Varies, obviously; but I'd say anything above 0.75kg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bottle of brew and 0.75kg hahaaa

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Speaking of big,

Why do elephants have four feet?

Because six inches just wouldn't reach.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It does not matter how big it's what you can do with it

I’m sure ladies only say that in order to not hurt our feelings

Yep you’re right we do... especially to the ones that profess to be vwe

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its really not the size ....

Its really not what you do with it...

Is it getting feckin used is the question ..

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"It does not matter how big it's what you can do with it

I’m sure ladies only say that in order to not hurt our feelings

Yep you’re right we do... especially to the ones that profess to be vwe

K x"

Haha I know better than to claim to be VWE lol, I stick with average, whatever that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is 12 inches ..

I had a FMF once ..

A couldnt believe it when they asked me if i could half it..

Honest....

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kirky

Woman said to me once that she wanted 10". Told her I wasn't cutting 4" off for any woman no matter how good looking she was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick your thumb up her arse and the lady wont know the difference pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and spend a day with a Black man, OMFuckG... they are not big but massive. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wummin asked me to give her 10 inches and really hurt her, so I pumped her twice and gave her a black eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4²

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and spend a day with a Black man, OMFuckG... they are not big but massive. X"

Some black women have massive butts.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Go and spend a day with a Black man, OMFuckG... they are not big but massive. X"

What, every single one of them?

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Big definition, large, as in size, height, width, or amount:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and spend a day with a Black man, OMFuckG... they are not big but massive. X

What, every single one of them? "

Of course...only stereotypes exist on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome (or big) is as handsome (or big) does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and spend a day with a Black man, OMFuckG... they are not big but massive. X"

All joking aside...if a cock looks like it's going to result in a trip to A&E for me or I'll be scared to take a bath for a week incase I drown, it's not a turn on.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Go and spend a day with a Black man, OMFuckG... they are not big but massive. X

All joking aside...if a cock looks like it's going to result in a trip to A&E for me or I'll be scared to take a bath for a week incase I drown, it's not a turn on.

Ahh, but how would you get there not being able to walk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoping he'd be kind enough to drop me off at the hospital if he's left my fanny resembling a black hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping he'd be kind enough to drop me off at the hospital if he's left my fanny resembling a black hole!

Lmao@black hole - that's why girth is better

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

In my limited experiences in life no lady has ever tried to measure mine and the only complaint has been my legs looked better in stockings than hers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my limited experiences in life no lady has ever tried to measure mine and the only complaint has been my legs looked better in stockings than hers .

Grrrrrrrrrrr anno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If reincarnation existed ..

Most Men would come back as a Spider..

Just too hear a Woman say..

"Feck..Its HUGE" ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough for an elephant to say:

"Impressive but can you pick things up with it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything over 5.5 inches (average male penis size) must surely be classed as big.....or at the very least “above average”?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The classic old question ... thoughts fabbers? depends on the camera angle

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hahaha how true. Can make it huge with apps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheating isn’t allowed imagine the disappointment in real life..

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By *ubbly2012Woman
over a year ago

inver somewhere

"Somewhere between a lynx can and a sky hd remote

Omg nearly peed myself laughing....

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Some people have big egos. Not sure how you measure that! Some of them certainly need to be deflated!

I’m sure size like beauty is in the eye of the beholder. We all perceive things differently.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Hoping he'd be kind enough to drop me off at the hospital if he's left my fanny resembling a black hole!

I heard it has it's own gravitational pull

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By *ockyjockyMan
over a year ago

G63 countryside

Is it not so they don't fall over???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go and spend a day with a Black man, OMFuckG... they are not big but massive. X

Some black women have massive butts."

Most women on here have huge butts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping he'd be kind enough to drop me off at the hospital if he's left my fanny resembling a black hole!

I heard it has it's own gravitational pull

Are you feeling drawn towards it?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Hoping he'd be kind enough to drop me off at the hospital if he's left my fanny resembling a black hole!

I heard it has it's own gravitational pull

Are you feeling drawn towards it?

Like an apple that falls from the tree, you can't escape it. Who am I to defy the laws of nature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoping he'd be kind enough to drop me off at the hospital if he's left my fanny resembling a black hole!

I heard it has it's own gravitational pull

Are you feeling drawn towards it?

Like an apple that falls from the tree, you can't escape it. Who am I to defy the laws of nature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with a girl last week and she said she wanted 12 inches, sorry I said to her but I'm cutting 4 inches off it for no one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is the biggest people have come across in real life?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you so interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm I see why I suspect there's many massive ones on here and down their trousers too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just intrigued have played had lots of messages but yet to be wowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last week and she said she wanted 12 inches, sorry I said to her but I'm cutting 4 inches off it for no one

Last time I had 12 inches it was a Curly Wurly.

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Once satisfied a date who whispered in my ear ..... give me your hot 12’ incher, bought her a spicy pepperoni pizza...... I’ll get my coat ....(leaves in shame)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last week and she said she wanted 12 inches, sorry I said to her but I'm cutting 4 inches off it for no one

Last time I had 12 inches it was a Curly Wurly."

Pretty sure Curly Surly lied about it size too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last week and she said she wanted 12 inches, sorry I said to her but I'm cutting 4 inches off it for no one

Last time I had 12 inches it was a Curly Wurly.

Pretty sure Curly Surly lied about it size too

It was bigger when I was younger! Add the original Creme Eggs and you had a monster cock 'n' balls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was with a girl last week and she said she wanted 12 inches, sorry I said to her but I'm cutting 4 inches off it for no one

Last time I had 12 inches it was a Curly Wurly.

Pretty sure Curly Surly lied about it size too

It was bigger when I was younger! Add the original Creme Eggs and you had a monster cock 'n' balls!

Every Thing is stinking these days... or being lied about...

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate

I remember seeing a guy on camera with my pal and he said he had a BBC so when it came to meeting him I was extatic to be getting a BBC, to my surprise it defo wasn't a BBC as he had tiny hands and I was so so gutted pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dem tiny hands..

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Surely if it could fill a pram, then it's big enough.

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By *ig TennentsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Honestly I’ve got big hands that’s why it looks small

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Would class mine as average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never as big as he thinks it is

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Never as big as he thinks it is

Shhh, we know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would class mine as average"

....on a good day, with a tail wind...

(Only messing!)

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Better with a hurricane and a kite tied to mine and it might stretch it

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Got to laugh when someone says vwe only, fucking nonsense

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