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"To far" You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post. 
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south? "Oh you're spoiling the fun too by being a curmudgeonly grammar school teacher correcting us! | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south? "But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair. | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south? "Wait-- is it "Should we look to organise a coach to THE south?  | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair."ssshhh, it's a wig!! | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!! "Dammit, that's fraud! | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!"He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol "wait, really? | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?"
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x  | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x "Ooooo... Dammit, I wish I lived up there. I'm American BTW | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW"Doesn't make you a bad person lol.. You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
"Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol. Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. | |||
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"But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol." If only. Not our fault, though. She should've been sent back home from Ellis Island. LOL | |||
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"I love the generalised "Scottish" accent, Glaswegian sounds very different from Shetland, much as New York sounds very different to Texan "I like them ALL | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland."bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X | |||
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"I love the generalised "Scottish" accent, Glaswegian sounds very different from Shetland, much as New York sounds very different to Texan "But also what are you talking about, New Yorkers and Texans sound just alike.  | |||
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"I love the generalised "Scottish" accent, Glaswegian sounds very different from Shetland, much as New York sounds very different to Texan
But also what are you talking about, New Yorkers and Texans sound just alike. "Sure they do lol | |||
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"And that bio....sheesh...no one reads mine and it's only a page...good luck in your search for a hunky scotsman...you REALLY should come up here though...theres a real shortage of sexy cute black girls with American accents..whooo daddy!...obviously I don't meet your stringent criteria...but I appreciate your honest bio...cheers." Girl I don’t meet your criteria, I’m not a tall man with a big cock lolol. But it’s cool, we can DEFINITELY be friends. Americans and Scots are more culturally similar communication wise than English! | |||
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"I love the generalised "Scottish" accent, Glaswegian sounds very different from Shetland, much as New York sounds very different to Texan
But also what are you talking about, New Yorkers and Texans sound just alike.
Sure they do lol"It was a joke lady! I’m also a Texan and New Yorker | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol" Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first?" Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X"Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X 100% no relitive of him. His mum was from the bad bit. Haha and anyway his mum was quiet and poor it’s was his dad who was corrupt and rich and American not out fault
Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x" Haud yer wheesht man!! Poor lass wid never git oot alive.... Don't you listen to him, you need a guid Scottish lassie to keep you right.. | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X 100% no relitive of him. His mum was from the bad bit. Haha and anyway his mum was quiet and poor it’s was his dad who was corrupt and rich and American not out fault
Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x Haud yer wheesht man!! Poor lass wid never git oot alive.... Don't you listen to him, you need a guid Scottish lassie to keep you right.. "Hey heyyyyy, I’m a fan of the ladies too. | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x Haud yer wheesht man!! Poor lass wid never git oot alive.... Don't you listen to him, you need a guid Scottish lassie to keep you right..
Hey heyyyyy, I’m a fan of the ladies too. "Well, I'll let you have them tae then lol x | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X 100% no relitive of him. His mum was from the bad bit. Haha and anyway his mum was quiet and poor it’s was his dad who was corrupt and rich and American not out fault
Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott
He'lll let you taste his Stonoway Black Pudding, then you will know "original and best  | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland."I'm related to trump, can you please stop having a go at uncle Donald | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x Haud yer wheesht man!! Poor lass wid never git oot alive.... Don't you listen to him, you need a guid Scottish lassie to keep you right..
Hey heyyyyy, I’m a fan of the ladies too.
Well, I'll let you have them tae then lol x "Ooo I need a translation now! Lol | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland.
I'm related to trump, can you please stop having a go at uncle Donald "Tsk tsk, no pussy for you! Only covfefe. I’m holding you responsible. | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X 100% no relitive of him. His mum was from the bad bit. Haha and anyway his mum was quiet and poor it’s was his dad who was corrupt and rich and American not out fault
Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott
He'lll let you taste his Stonoway Black Pudding, then you will know original and best "I'm closer, think I will have to check first  | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x Haud yer wheesht man!! Poor lass wid never git oot alive.... Don't you listen to him, you need a guid Scottish lassie to keep you right..
Hey heyyyyy, I’m a fan of the ladies too.
Well, I'll let you have them tae then lol x
Ooo I need a translation now! Lol"You may have the ladies also my dear | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x Haud yer wheesht man!! Poor lass wid never git oot alive.... Don't you listen to him, you need a guid Scottish lassie to keep you right..
Hey heyyyyy, I’m a fan of the ladies too.
Well, I'll let you have them tae then lol x
Ooo I need a translation now! Lol
You may have the ladies also my dear "Yum yum yum!! | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X 100% no relitive of him. His mum was from the bad bit. Haha and anyway his mum was quiet and poor it’s was his dad who was corrupt and rich and American not out fault
Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott
He'lll let you taste his Stonoway Black Pudding, then you will know original and best
I'm closer, think I will have to check first "just let me know when your up | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X 100% no relitive of him. His mum was from the bad bit. Haha and anyway his mum was quiet and poor it’s was his dad who was corrupt and rich and American not out fault
Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott
He'lll let you taste his Stonoway Black Pudding, then you will know original and best
I'm closer, think I will have to check first just let me know when your up "Surely that should be my line sweetheart lol x | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x
Ooooo...
Dammit, I wish I lived up there.
I'm American BTW
Doesn't make you a bad person lol..
You should organise a trip up here, plenty of scots men here lol
Not all the way bad at least. But I do blame you Scots for not preventing Trump’s mother from immigrating! Go in a time machine and change this please lol.
Anyway, yea I should organize a bang bang tour of Scotland. bang tour of Scotland sounds good! Make sure you mark down the Isle of Lewis too! X 100% no relitive of him. His mum was from the bad bit. Haha and anyway his mum was quiet and poor it’s was his dad who was corrupt and rich and American not out fault
Hold on, you’re from Stornoway.. I’m going to need proof you’re not a Trump relative. No pussy for them! Pussy strike-boycott
He'lll let you taste his Stonoway Black Pudding, then you will know original and best
I'm closer, think I will have to check first just let me know when your up
Surely that should be my line sweetheart lol x " well I look forward to hearing that line lol x | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first?" Mine!!! | |||
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"And that bio....sheesh...no one reads mine and it's only a page...good luck in your search for a hunky scotsman...you REALLY should come up here though...theres a real shortage of sexy cute black girls with American accents..whooo daddy!...obviously I don't meet your stringent criteria...but I appreciate your honest bio...cheers. Girl I don’t meet your criteria, I’m not a tall man with a big cock lolol. But it’s cool, we can DEFINITELY be friends. Americans and Scots are more culturally similar communication wise than English! " By all means we could be friends,And you are not a trump fan too...i like Americans but not the loony ones..you can spell and everything which is always a giveaway. If you ever want a chat..drop me a line...im always about...to quote Joplin..im all over the streets man. | |||
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"Well hurry up... you already have two stop offs lol Are you going to be my tour manager? Where am I heading to first? Glasgow first for you so i can have my way with you x Haud yer wheesht man!! Poor lass wid never git oot alive.... Don't you listen to him, you need a guid Scottish lassie to keep you right.. ;- " Can we watch lol | |||
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"Ugh... I can't find any Scots down here in these swampy southern English lands (Cambridge). I love me a Scottish accent. Can I get a Scottish lover to come down this way!? Taking applications! Oh-- you have to like tall, black, curvy women. Thanks! "Erm, Scotland is full of us. Trains are regular so jump on, then jump on | |||
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"Ugh... I can't find any Scots down here in these swampy southern English lands (Cambridge). I love me a Scottish accent. Can I get a Scottish lov Oh-- you have to like tall, black, curvy women. Thanks! "I'm Scottish but can't message you lol | |||
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"Ugh... I can't find any Scots down here in these swampy southern English lands (Cambridge). I love me a Scottish accent. Can I get a Scottish lover to come down this way!? Taking applications! Oh-- you have to like tall, black, curvy women. Thanks! "pity i dont stay closer..you are a goddess
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"And that bio....sheesh...no one reads mine and it's only a page...good luck in your search for a hunky scotsman...you REALLY should come up here though...theres a real shortage of sexy cute black girls with American accents..whooo daddy!...obviously I don't meet your stringent criteria...but I appreciate your honest bio...cheers. Girl I don’t meet your criteria, I’m not a tall man with a big cock lolol. But it’s cool, we can DEFINITELY be friends. Americans and Scots are more culturally similar communication wise than English! By all means we could be friends,And you are not a trump fan too...i like Americans but not the loony ones..you can spell and everything which is always a giveaway. If you ever want a chat..drop me a line...im always about...to quote Joplin..im all over the streets man." Lovely! | |||
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"Ugh... I can't find any Scots down here in these swampy southern English lands (Cambridge). I love me a Scottish accent. Can I get a Scottish lover to come down this way!? Taking applications! Oh-- you have to like tall, black, curvy women. Thanks! "How about I buy your dildo and come down and hand deliver it to you? x | |||
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"Ugh... I can't find any Scots down here in these swampy southern English lands (Cambridge). I love me a Scottish accent. Can I get a Scottish lover to come down this way!? Taking applications! Oh-- you have to like tall, black, curvy women. Thanks!
How about I buy your dildo and come down and hand deliver it to you?
x "Aw so sweet! Will your wife let you? Lol | |||
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"To far You mean toO far. Also taking the fun out of this post.
You come up here fer a dirty weekend. Or should we look to organise a coach too south?
But.. you do seem to have some nice salt and pepper hair.
ssshhh, it's a wig!!
Dammit, that's fraud!
He's really ginger... and he's really going to kill me when he reads this lol
wait, really?
No, not really. It's just Scottish banter x "No I won't kill you but expect papers from my lawyer immininently
Wig indeed! If I needed a wig do you think I'd go with the grey? Lol. Got my own teeth too.
Looks like I wasn't able to take the fun out of the OPs thread after all. I do recommend you try the Stornoway Black Pudding though. Divine. Nearly as good as Scottish Sausage (square sausage is no good lol). | |||
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"Ugh... I can't find any Scots down here in these swampy southern English lands (Cambridge). I love me a Scottish accent. Can I get a Scottish lover to come down this way!? Taking applications! Oh-- you have to like tall, black, curvy women. Thanks!
How about I buy your dildo and come down and hand deliver it to you?
x
Aw so sweet! Will your wife let you? Lol"with a body like yours definitely x | |||
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