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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a great day today and home late... with THE NOMS... had fresh cooked chicken in the fridge... RESULT!!! What’s your nom food???

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roasted cheese....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off "

Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

At the moment...ice poles!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasted cheese...."

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the moment...ice poles!"

Oooooooo Ice poles... swoooooooons

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Roasted cheese....

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage "

What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roasted cheese...."

This ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasted cheese....

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage

What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle) "

There’s always a party pooper lolllll but YES!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasted cheese....

This .. "

NOT THIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off

Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!""

kumquat!"??

Please ..Dinna tell me thats what ya call your Lady bits ..

I can see someone typing the post already ..

Kumquat Gangbang in Edinburgh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off

Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"

kumquat!"??

Please ..Dinna tell me thats what ya call your Lady bits ..

I can see someone typing the post already ..

Kumquat Gangbang in Edinburgh.. "

As long as it’s not grape grape there’s a bunch of em

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Roasted cheese....

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage

What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle) "

The only bit I remembered was the naked wrestle, c’mon, a 3 way contest would be a great event

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasted cheese....

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage

What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle)

The only bit I remembered was the naked wrestle, c’mon, a 3 way contest would be a great event "

Hah!!! This is between me n Mrs Doggy (to be honest it’s more likely to be afternoon cocktails and scones but am up for that )

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Roasted cheese....

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage

What she said ( apart from the naked wrestle)

The only bit I remembered was the naked wrestle, c’mon, a 3 way contest would be a great event

Hah!!! This is between me n Mrs Doggy (to be honest it’s more likely to be afternoon cocktails and scones but am up for that ) "

Hmmm. I could do a scone with butter, jam and cream while I watch you two wrestle. Truly scrumptious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pie for me

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off

Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!""

What if it were a cumtwat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off

Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"

What if it were a cumtwat"

That’s a Friday treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off

Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"

What if it were a cumtwat

That’s a Friday treat "

I'd prefer a walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What grown adult actually calls this the noms?

Cringe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What grown adult actually calls this the noms?

Cringe. "

One who doesn't take herself, fab or a forum thread too seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roasted cheese....

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage "

Ha ha! Mr said the exact same thing "Fucking hate it when you say that!"

We always called it that growing up. Can we agree on melted cheese then? .....and I've got some Aloe Vera here for yer roasted/toasted/frazzled titties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roasted cheese....

NO WAY!!! ROASTED cheese!!!!???!! Yer taking this to new level young lady

IF you make “roasted cheese” under the grill... it’s NOT roasted... it’s TOASTED! Toasted cheese is TOASTED - that is GRILLED. If something is “roasted” it’s cooked in the oven!!!

Btw... if ya want to wrestle naked to resolve this issue am in... I’ll win, I’ve got roasted boobage

Ha ha! Mr said the exact same thing "Fucking hate it when you say that!"

We always called it that growing up. Can we agree on melted cheese then? .....and I've got some Aloe Vera here for yer roasted/toasted/frazzled titties "

Allo to you missus, Melted cheese it is... but don't call me Vera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit.....unless its cheat saturday then all bets are off

Nutter...never have I ever arrived home from a long shift and thought .."Oooft...cannae wait to get tore into that kumquat!"

What if it were a cumtwat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pie for me "

Hairy?

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