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By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

A wee bit of fun following on from the Fandan topic other week there. A sentence I used tonight in work....

You know your Scottish when you .... tell someone to "gie that a wee shoogle to the side" ..

Lets hear your "You know your Scottish when..."

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

You think ANYTHING deep fried is a good idea.

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By *rue_omanceMan
over a year ago

bearsden

When you have square sausage and potato scone in your fry up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When wearing a Tartan skirt does not make you a CD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.........You understand being called a cunt is a term of endearment.

Similarly

.........You can swear properly in a sentence.

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By *J1969Man
over a year ago

Aviemore

You get into a row with London shop keeper that a Scottish £20 note is "legal tender"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're currently bright red and peeling

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

... you can miss scoring a goal by a ba' hair because there was a stramash in the penalty area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When an Englishman has no idea what your on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When nobody understands what 'haver' means!

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

When you rate holiday resorts around the world by how much a pint is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When nobody understands what 'haver' means!"

Wasn’t he an actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you'd walk 1000 miles nae bother

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

When you wake up in the morning and shout...FREEDOM....!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When nobody understands what 'haver' means!

Wasn’t he an actor

With an s at end of his name..a very good actor too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When searching for a holiday you look to see how far away the nearest Greggs is

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

When you know a radge bam when you see one...or a tube....or a total fanny.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

You can confidently say the Proclaimers are brothers

Or describe where the location of Comrie is

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By *eeler4uCouple
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

When you know what a bealach is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you can go on a nature trek and spot the little haggis' running around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can cure a hangover with Irn Bru

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"When you know what a bealach is"

What’s a bealach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The mere mention of the year 1966 sends you into an apopoplectic rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can class a Shareen Nanjani as a term of idiot or part of a Womans anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When something can give you the boak

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By *ango2getherMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When you can tell someone you're from Auchtermuchty without covering them in spittle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you fucking hate people who dont get bothered by Midges and you get eaten alive by the wee bastards

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By *unboy007Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"The mere mention of the year 1966 sends you into an apopoplectic rage "

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir

When you go to the shopfor a bottle of scud

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By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

Some crackers lol

When ye go to the shop for a cargo or carry oot.

When ye go into meltdown trying to find a back street dealer for 'prop' irn bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know the diffrence between a drappy, doad, ticky, and a wee ticky...

Grannys ice-cream...

Is a doad a ticky mare than a drappy?

"Kin eh hae a wee ticky mare gran",

"greedy we bugger, eh gave yi twa doads ariddy"

Hahahhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/07/18 13:52:33]

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

When (as a teenager) your parents were away and you had an "empty"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

The first glimmer of sunshine means "taps aff"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You don't go shopping.. you go "for the messages"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

You got Oor Wullie and The Broons annuals for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you go to the shops for a half loaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you support any other team but England in the world cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get a very startled reaction when you ask for a "poke" when you're on holiday "down sarf"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you support any other team but England in the world cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get a very startled reaction when you ask for a "poke" when you're on holiday "down sarf"

I've done this. "Can ah have a wee poke with that please?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get a very startled reaction when you ask for a "poke" when you're on holiday "down sarf"

I've done this. "Can ah have a wee poke with that please?""

Sometimes I do it deliberately... whilst looking awwwwwwwwwww innocentish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men wearing a skirt and no underwear is perfectly acceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When men wearing a skirt and no underwear is perfectly acceptable. "

The last person to call it a skirt got KILT... boom boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yir telt tae put it ben oan the bunker lol

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 04/07/18 17:55:32]

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

When you can go into Asda a buy a disposable bbq and de-icer in the same isle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you know how to pronounce kilconquhar properly

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By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

"Yir telt tae put it ben oan the bunker lol"

Ben the lobby or the scullery ... and crying a worktop a bunker

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By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

"When you can go into Asda a buy a disposable bbq and de-icer in the same isle xx"

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

When there’s oose on your clothes

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By *ullie-king OP Man
over a year ago

newmains

When every 2nd word is naturally fuck or fuckin...

When everything can be a "hing" or a "hingmie" ...

"Just er beside that big fuckin hing.."

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By *yceloonMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

When you can pronounce loch as loch and not as lock

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By *ibzzMan
over a year ago

dundee

When everyone kens the Ken that you ken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you used to get punches on your birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never took the education system seriously, as per the title of this thread.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 05/07/18 08:16:51]

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When your favourite read is Digger and your world revolves around Buckie amd Diamond White

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your garden is invaded wi horney gollachs cause of all this brilliant weather

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"The mere mention of the year 1966 sends you into an apopoplectic rage "

Which is like EVERY World Cup then

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"When every 2nd word is naturally fuck or fuckin...

When everything can be a "hing" or a "hingmie" ...

"Just er beside that big fuckin hing.."

Is that near the “thingumayejig“

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"...you go to the shops for a half loaf"

...and a pint of milk

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"When there’s oose on your clothes

Or in your oxters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When “loving Boaby” doesnt neccessarily mean you have deep affection for a man named Robert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ken fan yi ging ti gang oer air tae far at hings it an yi get yer wellies mucket on i way so ye stap ti gee em a decht we a kloot afor yi ging back tae gang oer air an yi unerstaund fit a jist said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ken fan yi ging ti gang oer air tae far at hings it an yi get yer wellies mucket on i way so ye stap ti gee em a decht we a kloot afor yi ging back tae gang oer air an yi unerstaund fit a jist said"

Jeez min, hud ta git ma book o wurds oot fae ahent the loaby cupboard, teem near ten meenits ta git it a but by crivvens we goat ther in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ken fan yi ging ti gang oer air tae far at hings it an yi get yer wellies mucket on i way so ye stap ti gee em a decht we a kloot afor yi ging back tae gang oer air an yi unerstaund fit a jist said

Jeez min, hud ta git ma book o wurds oot fae ahent the loaby cupboard, teem near ten meenits ta git it a but by crivvens we goat ther in the end "

Fecksake ..you sounded like Fugy ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ken fan yi ging ti gang oer air tae far at hings it an yi get yer wellies mucket on i way so ye stap ti gee em a decht we a kloot afor yi ging back tae gang oer air an yi unerstaund fit a jist said"

I wasnt even sure if this was making sense when I wrote it.

Also you know your scottish when you go swimming and change unto a pair of "dookers"

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

When your kids insist on square sausage & Irn Bru when you go shopping - and you’re daft enough to trawl the town to find them

B x

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