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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do they come in your house uninvited and spend the rest of the day gazing longingly out the window wishing that were back outside. Even refusing your help to get them back out... Stupid wee weapons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are thick as the sh**e they sit on sometimes- so are bluebottles grrrrrrrrrrrr Yes, you're trying to help the wee buggers live and often end up killing them because they won't take the help... I'll never get in Buddha heaven...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They are thick as the sh**e they sit on sometimes- so are bluebottles grrrrrrrrrrrr Yes, you're trying to help the wee buggers live and often end up killing them because they won't take the help... I'll never get in Buddha heaven... "

Ah well. We might see each other in hell then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They are thick as the sh**e they sit on sometimes- so are bluebottles grrrrrrrrrrrr Yes, you're trying to help the wee buggers live and often end up killing them because they won't take the help... I'll never get in Buddha heaven...

Ah well. We might see each other in hell then "

As long as there are no flies... I hear the coffee and company are excellent though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He's dead now apparently insect repellent also doubles up as insect killer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's dead now apparently insect repellent also doubles up as insect killer! "

Serves him right lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's dead now apparently insect repellent also doubles up as insect killer! "

Imagine killing a poor defense;ess Fly .

Your needing Insecticuted .

Ooops , Prosicutrd ffs ..

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"He's dead now apparently insect repellent also doubles up as insect killer!

Imagine killing a poor defense;ess Fly .

Your needing Insecticuted .

Ooops , Prosicutrd ffs .. "

Exasperated with Parma Ham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly, I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Bloody bluebottles drive me insane bouncing off the windows.

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By *illy7239Man
over a year ago

Stenhousemuir


"He's dead now apparently insect repellent also doubles up as insect killer! "

How do you know it was a he maybe was a lady fly

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