FabSwingers.com forum: Man enough?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As VWE is the flavour of the month these days I was wondering how many men were willing to admit they are the opposite? Who is the proud owner of the smallest Northern cock on fab?(no Ronnie Corbett jokes please)

Stand up and be counted (or measured)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have the biggest, but don't have the smallest. Just an average type of guy all over.

x JJ.

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

VWE Men are just not my thing, i dont find it comfortable at all and they just scare me... Saying that Mr Quirky is not your average man and it suits me just fine

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By *toozy77Man
over a year ago

glasgow outskirts

will assume mine qualifies ..... allthough not got a vernier guage t measure it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres more to just havin a big tadger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady once pointed at my angry manhood and laughingly said, "who's that going to please?"

"ME!" I replied, now lay down!!

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

me is the smallest...no mine...

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

May only be average size here but got a few stone to knock it in with

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

As a BIG COCK lover im watching this post with much intrest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a BIG COCK lover im watching this post with much intrest lol

haha ha love it personally ill take mr average any day im not built for the bigger lads xx get me d*unk and i can maybe manage a vwe male but try again in the morning sober gtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just average here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a BIG COCK lover im watching this post with much intrest lol

haha ha love it personally ill take mr average any day im not built for the bigger lads xx get me d*unk and i can maybe manage a vwe male but try again in the morning sober gtf "

10 irish coffees for u!

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By *ine.InchesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

i met a girl before on fabs then when we were about to have sex she didnt want to coz i was VWE, so, in a way, sometimes i wish i was just "average"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ever said Size is the be all and end all obviously does not know how to treat a lady ....or how they think.

What use is a VWE cock ....if its attached to a real prick who does not know how to treat a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am petite... Don't do big cocks... I am made for average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy being average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me all the monster cocks then

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Thought id do some reasearch after reading this and here is what i found about the length of the vagina :

As with all human anatomy size varies, but the base, unaroused depth is about 4 inches with some women going to 6 or 7 inches. However, during arousal, the uterus ascends and the end of the vagina stretches somewhat (up to 10/12 inches is not uncommon). In addition, the vagina can be stretched over time if it needs to routinely accommodate deeper penetration. A guy with a longer penis must learn to be somewhat careful to avoid pain for his lover, but with proper arousal and care, there should be little or no problem.

so shouldnt be a problem for most women to accomodate a larger cock but do know some will experiance some pain with larger cocks .

also what about fisting when you think about that some go elbow deep lol not that ive tried but do know it can lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I am petite... Don't do big cocks... I am made for average

Taking note of that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me all the monster cocks then

"WhharrrggghhhhhhOwwwllllllgrRrrrrRRRR!!!

my monster cock said hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought I was just average but loads o people have called me a big dick so i guess Im VWE afer all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 inches of cock but I dont like to brag about it

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

mines is 20 inches just about average ah think ....................deffo sounds better if you turn ruler the wrong way

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

"Give me all the monster cocks then

Are you sure? Large cocks may make your eyes water! X

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

[Removed by poster at 15/11/11 22:16:43]

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Give me all the monster cocks then

Are you sure? Large cocks may make your eyes water! X"

they called men quirky not cocks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of curiosity what exactly qualifies between average, WE and VWE? as last I read the average male penis is 6"...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Just out of curiosity what exactly qualifies between average, WE and VWE? as last I read the average male penis is 6"... "

id say anything over 8.5" is vwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo!.... I mean... Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just out of curiosity what exactly qualifies between average, WE and VWE? as last I read the average male penis is 6"... "

I feel sorry for some of the VVVVWe must be as shame not to have ur balls slapping against the pussy...or that wee kiss if ur gonna cum together lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Woohoo!.... I mean... Interesting

oooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are only 3 sizes . small, medium and liar lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"there are only 3 sizes . small, medium and liar lol "

Lol!! Your concept of medium must be vast? Either that or your entry level for register is very high?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont judge guys by the size of their cocks , personality is more of a turn on than measuring a guys cock but the expression on their face when you pull out a metal measuring tape is priceless lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont judge guys by the size of their cocks , personality is more of a turn on than measuring a guys cock but the expression on their face when you pull out a metal measuring tape is priceless lmao

Of course its gonna be priceless when U pull it out....never knew u were hat deep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paddy you are soooo going to get it boy lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I allways though cocks were like your salary, you may be happy enough with what you have but your not adverse to having some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paddy you are soooo going to get it boy lmao "

as long as i can lick the juice off the tapemeasure hehehe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

paddy my tape measure is a metal retractable one lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"paddy my tape measure is a metal retractable one lmao "

bloodsports lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefer that to water sports paddy lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"prefer that to water sports paddy lmao "

lol anyway u cmin round for a shag? lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aye paddy be there on the 34th julember lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aye paddy be there on the 34th julember lol "

isnt that ur 70th birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aye paddy be there on the 34th julember lol

isnt that ur 70th birthday?"

no paddy ffs your auld timers is getting worse its my 71st lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aye paddy be there on the 34th julember lol

isnt that ur 70th birthday?

no paddy ffs your auld timers is getting worse its my 71st lol

u were hot at 69 tho

oops...ive just let that slip oops hehehehehehe

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Looby is 69? WOW - disnae look a day over 100!

WRT the OP, it ain't what you do,its the way you do it!

Makes you wonder when the lassie behind the Macdonalds asks "do you waanna make it large, sir?". Does this mean they have lurve juice under the counter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woohoo!.... I mean... Interesting

The devil is VWE then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me all the monster cocks then

Are you sure? Large cocks may make your eyes water! X"

I have never been with someone over 8" but damm I would give it a go. Would you come dry my eyes when i attempt it

xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cas ya cheeky bugger lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me all the monster cocks then

Are you sure? Large cocks may make your eyes water! X

I have never been with someone over 8" but damm I would give it a go. Would you come dry my eyes when i attempt it

xxxxxx"

if she is drying your eyes can i have the job of making them water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too big aint great for deepthroating .... gagging isnt sexy lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too big aint great for deepthroating .... gagging isnt sexy lol x"

some may beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too big aint great for deepthroating .... gagging isnt sexy lol x

some may beg to differ

hahahaha this is true the trick is to relax those tonsils lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too big aint great for deepthroating .... gagging isnt sexy lol x

some may beg to differ

hahahaha this is true the trick is to relax those tonsils lol x"

and also for the guy to contain himself while the woman does what she does..... thrusting oneself into the back of the throat appears to make it a little more uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my eyes are now watering lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too big aint great for deepthroating .... gagging isnt sexy lol x

some may beg to differ

hahahaha this is true the trick is to relax those tonsils lol x

and also for the guy to contain himself while the woman does what she does..... thrusting oneself into the back of the throat appears to make it a little more uncomfortable

DD come lets practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me all the monster cocks then

Are you sure? Large cocks may make your eyes water! X

I have never been with someone over 8" but damm I would give it a go. Would you come dry my eyes when i attempt it

xxxxxx

if she is drying your eyes can i have the job of making them water?

Grrrrr Sounds like a great night to me

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too big aint great for deepthroating .... gagging isnt sexy lol x

some may beg to differ

hahahaha this is true the trick is to relax those tonsils lol x

and also for the guy to contain himself while the woman does what she does..... thrusting oneself into the back of the throat appears to make it a little more uncomfortable

DD come lets practice

I better tell QG to buy some extra tissues lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"too big aint great for deepthroating .... gagging isnt sexy lol x

some may beg to differ

hahahaha this is true the trick is to relax those tonsils lol x

and also for the guy to contain himself while the woman does what she does..... thrusting oneself into the back of the throat appears to make it a little more uncomfortable

DD come lets practice

I better tell QG to buy some extra tissues lol

I will supply you just need to bring yourself and quirky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

multigaggsession can i cum...fit ma baws in too

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"multigaggsession can i cum...fit ma baws in too"

Count me in...room for a wee one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"multigaggsession can i cum...fit ma baws in too"

Oh dear what have I signed myself up for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"multigaggsession can i cum...fit ma baws in too

Oh dear what have I signed myself up for

I will come help you out

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"multigaggsession can i cum...fit ma baws in too

Oh dear what have I signed myself up for

I will come help you out

xxx

Well in that case lets make a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"multigaggsession can i cum...fit ma baws in too

Oh dear what have I signed myself up for

I will come help you out

xxx

Well in that case lets make a date

xx"

HaHa think i may just go and buy some shares in kleenex in anticipation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"multigaggsession can i cum...fit ma baws in too

Oh dear what have I signed myself up for

I will come help you out

xxx

Well in that case lets make a date

xx"

ladies-shows yer gaggs,and the guys can get some gluggs.... we all end up happy hehe

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Sounds like I'm in for a fun night! Just make sure your gentle on the cervix DD! Sure if I ever go for a scan of mine there will be an indent in the shape of your penis!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like I'm in for a fun night! Just make sure your gentle on the cervix DD! Sure if I ever go for a scan of mine there will be an indent in the shape of your penis!!!! X "

HaHa iwill be gentle-ish...

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

ooooooo you pair really need to get a room preferrably with a king size bed built for sharing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooooo you pair really need to get a room preferrably with a king size bed built for sharing lol

or just push the beds togther winkwink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If 6" is average, call me mr average then, not liking that name though lol

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

The smaller the bed the closer you get

that's why DD and i sleep on a single child's size bed

loads of room for 1 or 2 more though

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

The smaller the bed the closer you get

that's why DD and i sleep on a single child's size bed

loads of room for 1 or 2 more though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The smaller the bed the closer you get

that's why DD and i sleep on a single child's size bed

loads of room for 1 or 2 more though

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The smaller the bed the closer you get

that's why DD and i sleep on a single child's size bed

loads of room for 1 or 2 more though

those racecar beds are brilliant, nothing like pretend highspeedshagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The smaller the bed the closer you get

that's why DD and i sleep on a single child's size bed

loads of room for 1 or 2 more though

those racecar beds are brilliant, nothing like pretend highspeedshagging"

Nothing pretend about it paddy mate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i believe i'm very average! 5-6 inches but i use it pretty well and i have some other tools at my disposal to help satisfy any willing ladies :D

it's not just about stuffing in as much as possible! lol

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