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 ) Female (just checked) older (not dead though  ) better (better when I’m not though )... also not interested... but then you might not be either   | |||
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"I’m regular (love my veggies) reliable (I drive a Volvo ) Female (just checked) older (not dead though ) better (better when I’m not though )... also not interested... but then you might not be either "Funny as fuck | |||
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"Looking for a fuck buddy but the site isn't seeming too legit at the minute.. anyone interested give me a message "Think your biggest problem is that you've came on the site with the same typical attitude of most single guys, put a pic up of your cock and think the sex starved girls on fab will be flocking to get a piece of you! 3 months is about how long it took me to get my first meet the first time I was on, still see the girl now and again and that was 3 - 4 years ago, so my advice is, change your pic to clothed or just chest, save the cock pic for anyone that asks to see it and be a normal decent respectful human being when chatting, being funny helps as well, then things might change for you! | |||
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"Looking for a fuck buddy but the site isn't seeming too legit at the minute.. anyone interested give me a message
Think your biggest problem is that you've came on the site with the same typical attitude of most single guys, put a pic up of your cock and think the sex starved girls on fab will be flocking to get a piece of you! 3 months is about how long it took me to get my first meet the first time I was on, still see the girl now and again and that was 3 - 4 years ago, so my advice is, change your pic to clothed or just chest, save the cock pic for anyone that asks to see it and be a normal decent respectful human being when chatting, being funny helps as well, then things might change for you!"Amen! Can we copy and paste this to every post like this in the future! | |||
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"Would it not be easier to just get yerself a girlfriend ? . " He doesn’t want a gf he wants a fuck buddy lol Didn’t mention anywhere about cosy nights in and romantic meals did he | |||
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"Would it not be easier to just get yerself a girlfriend ? . He doesn’t want a gf he wants a fuck buddy lol Didn’t mention anywhere about cosy nights in and romantic meals did he " Agreed , but he asked for the impossible, so i merely suggested a possible solution. Regular and reliable were the key descriptive words he used. Thats pretty darn close to a gf i reckon. Unless of course he is going to have this regular and reliable fuck buddy flown out to his yaught for a quick shag when he snaps his fingers lol. Alas some guys are dreamers. | |||
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 and regular and reliable is far from the discription of a girlfriend ?? | |||
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"Looking for a fuck buddy but the site isn't seeming too legit at the minute.. anyone interested give me a message
Think your biggest problem is that you've came on the site with the same typical attitude of most single guys, put a pic up of your cock and think the sex starved girls on fab will be flocking to get a piece of you! 3 months is about how long it took me to get my first meet the first time I was on, still see the girl now and again and that was 3 - 4 years ago, so my advice is, change your pic to clothed or just chest, save the cock pic for anyone that asks to see it and be a normal decent respectful human being when chatting, being funny helps as well, then things might change for you!"Glad I was passing by to see this comment as I'd also found it frustrating and brick wall like. Will persevere. | |||
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"Would it not be easier to just get yerself a girlfriend ? . He doesn’t want a gf he wants a fuck buddy lol Didn’t mention anywhere about cosy nights in and romantic meals did he Agreed , but he asked for the impossible, so i merely suggested a possible solution. Regular and reliable were the key descriptive words he used. Thats pretty darn close to a gf i reckon. Unless of course he is going to have this regular and reliable fuck buddy flown out to his yaught for a quick shag when he snaps his fingers lol. Alas some guys are dreamers. " Is It? Regular and reliable fuck buddy is the ideal gf? Well I hope I’m never the gf of a guy who’s thinking is like this | |||
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"Gotta say, much as the behaviour of single guys on here can be totally cringeworthy, I dont see an awful lot wrong with what the guys saying. Someone mentioned 3 months without a meet... I’m now into years, I wouldn’t say I have a copy n paste profile, I don’t do dick pics, nor public face pics to protect myself, when I send a message I attempt to ensure it’s around topics mentioned in the persons profile only to get either blocked, ignored or have my time wasted. I agree that the site is crap now, nowhere near as much fun as it was. Too many folk on an ego trip or just seeking to wind others up. I fully anticipate the ‘dry your eyes’ replies to this post but it’s true. FAB deleted my status twice the other day when mentioning this. Good luck in your search OP although I fear you’ll be better going to Facebook or the pub to get what you’re after. " Oh ffs I will shag ya x | |||
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"Would it not be easier to just get yerself a girlfriend ? . He doesn’t want a gf he wants a fuck buddy lol Didn’t mention anywhere about cosy nights in and romantic meals did he Agreed , but he asked for the impossible, so i merely suggested a possible solution. Regular and reliable were the key descriptive words he used. Thats pretty darn close to a gf i reckon. Unless of course he is going to have this regular and reliable fuck buddy flown out to his yaught for a quick shag when he snaps his fingers lol. Alas some guys are dreamers. Is It? Regular and reliable fuck buddy is the ideal gf? Well I hope I’m never the gf of a guy who’s thinking is like this " I never meant it quite as harsh as that lol sry. More thinking he has more chance of getting close to what he seeks by meeting someone from one of the many dating sites. My bad | |||
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"Pmsl u turns make you dizzy" Lol its not a U turn . I still say if its a regular thing then its a gf he should get. Ok so hes gotta hold her hand now and then and go dutch with a meal or 2 but small price to pay for a female to jump whenever you want. IM JOKING before all you women go ape . | |||
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"Looking for a fuck buddy but the site isn't seeming too legit at the minute.. anyone interested give me a message "Your a hot dude, just go and get few shags notches on your bedpost and you may find what you are looking for... try and be more creative and if that fails go and ask your granny for a loan of her yellow pages | |||
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"You can’t advertise for a FB the way you would for second hand car! In my experience fb’s are people you meet and like enough to play with on a regular basis. They just develop into that role rather than being actively recruited in to it. Sometimes it comes as a very pleasant surprise when you find a regular playmate. Agree! " | |||
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"Gotta say, much as the behaviour of single guys on here can be totally cringeworthy, I dont see an awful lot wrong with what the guys saying. Someone mentioned 3 months without a meet... I’m now into years, I wouldn’t say I have a copy n paste profile, I don’t do dick pics, nor public face pics to protect myself, when I send a message I attempt to ensure it’s around topics mentioned in the persons profile only to get either blocked, ignored or have my time wasted. I agree that the site is crap now, nowhere near as much fun as it was. Too many folk on an ego trip or just seeking to wind others up. I fully anticipate the ‘dry your eyes’ replies to this post but it’s true. FAB deleted my status twice the other day when mentioning this. Good luck in your search OP although I fear you’ll be better going to Facebook or the pub to get what you’re after. Oh ffs I will shag ya x"Hurry up aboot it then lol been waiting years!! | |||
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"I hate the expression fuck buddy and have no intentions of ever being one." Will a friend with occasional benefits do | |||
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"You can’t advertise for a FB the way you would for second hand car! " Looks like you can. Exhibit A: the reply from that nice young couple from Dundee | |||
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"If you message us with a face pic, we can perhaps discuss further as we are looking for a VWE regular guy for my mrs" What size constitutes VWE? | |||
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"I hate the expression fuck buddy and have no intentions of ever being one. Will a friend with occasional benefits do "Yes. That sounds better. | |||
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"If you message us with a face pic, we can perhaps discuss further as we are looking for a VWE regular guy for my mrs What size constitutes VWE? " For us personally it is 9”+ as I’m 8” and we want someone at least 1” bigger. Just what we want for our relationship/dynamic | |||
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"If you message us with a face pic, we can perhaps discuss further as we are looking for a VWE regular guy for my mrs What size constitutes VWE? For us personally it is 9”+ as I’m 8” and we want someone at least 1” bigger. Just what we want for our relationship/dynamic " Cool. So many people state it (VWE) but never quantify it. Excuse me while i go cry in the corner  | |||
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"If you message us with a face pic, we can perhaps discuss further as we are looking for a VWE regular guy for my mrs What size constitutes VWE? For us personally it is 9”+ as I’m 8” and we want someone at least 1” bigger. Just what we want for our relationship/dynamic Cool. So many people state it (VWE) but never quantify it. Excuse me while i go cry in the corner "Haha no probs dude. It’s just our preference, no offence meant (some take it personally as if they have a god given right to fuck my mrs) | |||
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"If you message us with a face pic, we can perhaps discuss further as we are looking for a VWE regular guy for my mrs What size constitutes VWE? For us personally it is 9”+ as I’m 8” and we want someone at least 1” bigger. Just what we want for our relationship/dynamic Cool. So many people state it (VWE) but never quantify it. Excuse me while i go cry in the corner
Haha no probs dude. It’s just our preference, no offence meant (some take it personally as if they have a god given right to fuck my mrs)" | |||
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"Gotta say, much as the behaviour of single guys on here can be totally cringeworthy, I dont see an awful lot wrong with what the guys saying. Someone mentioned 3 months without a meet... I’m now into years, I wouldn’t say I have a copy n paste profile, I don’t do dick pics, nor public face pics to protect myself, when I send a message I attempt to ensure it’s around topics mentioned in the persons profile only to get either blocked, ignored or have my time wasted. I agree that the site is crap now, nowhere near as much fun as it was. Too many folk on an ego trip or just seeking to wind others up. I fully anticipate the ‘dry your eyes’ replies to this post but it’s true. FAB deleted my status twice the other day when mentioning this. Good luck in your search OP although I fear you’ll be better going to Facebook or the pub to get what you’re after. Oh ffs I will shag ya x"Funny as f | |||
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"Looking for a fuck buddy but the site isn't seeming too legit at the minute.. anyone interested give me a message "Okay I would say your best bet is the pub. I have met 2 lovely younger men this way . No1 , he was 19 years old , met him 6 years ago ( I was 46 ) and we still play now and again . He was a bit cocky ,funny as hell and fit as a butchers dog! He then asked to see my phone, phoned his phone from it, then went inside the pub and called me and asked if I wanted a drink . I then left a wee while later, he called me (note he did not text )to see what I was doing and brought a carryout to my house when I decided to let him know where I lived . No2 ,was 35 when I met him at a pub 3 years ago. We got chatting whilst having a ciggy outside , spent the entire afternoon talking about everything we enjoyed , including sexual preferences . Met up a few times after that,then nothing for a year. We met up again just over a year and a half ago and I still see him now. We go out for meals, go to gigs and travel together in the UK and sometimes abroad when we are both available. I told him I was looking someone regular , reliable and honest but not actively seeking a relationship as I am rubbish at them . We have a fantastic sex and social life and communicate about our wants and desires and are still not officially a couple, so we can both do as we please. Too many people on the internet are looking for a quick fix and do not know how to communicate in the real world. Be honest and upfront about what you want out of meeting someone from day 1 is my opinion and you never know what will land in your lap . Good luck ! | |||
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