FabSwingers.com forum: X factor ..........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

here starts the book on whose gonna be the winner..........

obviously we havena seen any yet..

roll on the morra night..

and anyone posting negative 'X factor' vibes will be dealt with most severely ....

the punishment involves a full monty show by Mr Him, Mr 44 , Bub , Drew and at the tailend .. where he likes to be!!! Mr Fugy.... and of course, Toon will be there sniffing the thongs..

and trust me.... this show is not for the light of stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show....."

soz bud ... forgot to mention..

you on cockring duty ..

start buffing them up....

they need em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....

soz bud ... forgot to mention..

you on cockring duty ..

start buffing them up....

they need em

*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....

soz bud ... forgot to mention..

you on cockring duty ..

start buffing them up....

they need em

*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready....."

what the fuck are you sighing for..

fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..

jesus like winning the lottery...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....

soz bud ... forgot to mention..

you on cockring duty ..

start buffing them up....

they need em

*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....

what the fuck are you sighing for..

fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..

jesus like winning the lottery...

lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....

soz bud ... forgot to mention..

you on cockring duty ..

start buffing them up....

they need em

*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....

what the fuck are you sighing for..

fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..

jesus like winning the lottery...

lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on

ffs I thought you said finger......... lol linger for sure......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....

soz bud ... forgot to mention..

you on cockring duty ..

start buffing them up....

they need em

*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....

what the fuck are you sighing for..

fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..

jesus like winning the lottery...

lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on

ffs I thought you said finger......... lol linger for sure......

either way......fugy gonna look like a startled rabbit...PMSL!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am already looking thru my thesaurus so I can post all kindsa anti X Factor stuff.....I want the show...I want the show.....

soz bud ... forgot to mention..

you on cockring duty ..

start buffing them up....

they need em

*sighs*...okies......brasso and cleaning cloth at the ready.....

what the fuck are you sighing for..

fluffer duty... to semi, help put on the ring..

jesus like winning the lottery...

lolol.......just so long as I get to linger a while while i slipping them on

ffs I thought you said finger......... lol linger for sure......

either way......fugy gonna look like a startled rabbit...PMSL!!!!"

tears running down my fat chops wi laughter... we queers always good for a chuckle ..

anyway back to the Xfactor....

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

and of course, Toon will be there sniffing the thongs...... at the risk of me being associated with the queers on this thread....HOW VERY FUKIN DARE YA....

wand while we on the subject of x factor....remember that song by musical youth....' pass the fugy on the left hand side'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" and of course, Toon will be there sniffing the thongs...... at the risk of me being associated with the queers on this thread....HOW VERY FUKIN DARE YA....

wand while we on the subject of x factor....remember that song by musical youth....' pass the fugy on the left hand side'

lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you 3 in the running for the queens crown next year hahahahah

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

excuse me ....im a prince among men.....those two queens can fight amongst themselves....aslong as they naked and in mud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"excuse me ....im a prince among men.....those two queens can fight amongst themselves....aslong as they naked and in mud lol"

Am polishing my nails even now...bring it on mary boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am right at the fromt , tickets anyone??????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 for me, this should be great, better than xfactor *hides*

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

with fugy as the resident fluffer how can we go wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

soz was distracted in my lounge wi an american bird...... mouthy one too...

so what I miss ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh...fugy in the mud too......heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine a "Full Monty" show by the aforementioned Doods (or Doodettes as the case may be) would be funnier than anything EVER on the X Factor....tickets for me please Katy...and P.S. Someone should organise such a show for a Ladies Fundraiser...lololololol I can hear the baying wolves now !

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

3.....2.......1..... your bac in the room.......phew stockport a nasty place lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3.....2.......1..... your bac in the room.......phew stockport a nasty place lol"

she sure was....... I got a wee bit flushed for a sec......

had Ninewells on standby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3.....2.......1..... your bac in the room.......phew stockport a nasty place lol"

PMSL...Yeah and am not sure it's really in Benidorm

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

gonna ask mrs 70 if she can fire ping pong balls fae her kebab......am sure that will light up louis face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am thinking if i paint meself white and curl myself up...then will look like a ping pong ball.........

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

ur just a bollock stu.....she had many of those lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ur just a bollock stu.....she had many of those lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oi dont highjack my post on xfactor to start a petition for the fullmonty lads...........

ffs, me thinks this has taken a turn for the worse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant wait till tommorrow...got my pineapple coated raisins and and bottle of wine at the ready...audition process always good for a laugh xxx

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

pineapple coated raisins ?? wtf

bottle of wine ...now ur talking...wot time u want me there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi we are coming to u remember...£40 that was the deal was it not....3 course dinner, B&B and a bottle of wine thrown in for good measure....i'll nip to Holland & Barretts now and pick up another bag of raisins just for u, c how generous I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oi oi oi arrange yur meets aff my X factor thread ..........

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

oh yeah i forgot about that....will dust off the futon the now.....how u like ur cornflakes? with ot without milk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a futon...hark at u...u posh git

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

im a geordie...we aw posh ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im a geordie...we aw posh ...."

we just had earth n straw in Essex if we were lucky....we grew up dreaming of having a futon

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

did you know that futon is japanese for fuk me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brace urself!!

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

its not really ...but sounds japanese lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ANYWAY ..........

BACK TO THE FECKING X FACTOR....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOH....I feel a song coming on......

I've got your picture, I've got your picture

I'd like a million of them all round my cell

I asked the doctor to take your picture

So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down

And turning in and turning 'round

Turning Japanese, I Think I'm Turning Japanese I really think so

Pick me Simon...pick me

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

did u know that song is actually about masturbating ?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lolol...well the vapors can do it for me

PMSL!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do love the x factor...but u canni beat dancing on ice...least there is a chance of sum1 breaking sumfing...that keeps me watching week after week.....im not evil...honest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tried dancing on ice.....but fell thru into the pond....ruined a perfectly good tuxedo

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Hry katy can i join u at the front X FACTOR this in here should be x rated NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

x factor is cool, we get serious againn, , will start a new thread on dud wrestling in a mo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

decent tv at last woohoo cannae wait

think you boys should get on britains got talent next time lmao ...

didnt know you were pyscic view lol good prediction xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nearly 50 posts and it hasna started yet......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the over 25s gonna take it this year...heard there are some great candidates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooooo yipeeeee x factor and big bro briiiiiiilliant

omg just shows you how sad my life is

mrs h xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???"

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm"

between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm

between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!

lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm

between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!

lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx"

do I look like fecking henry Vlll..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm

between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!

lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx

do I look like fecking henry Vlll..

em............

do u have a ginger wig and beard you could stick on and i will compare lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm

between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!

lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx

do I look like fecking henry Vlll..

em............

do u have a ginger wig and beard you could stick on and i will compare lol xxxx

ginger wig ... I aint russ abbott either

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over a year ago

"I think the black girl will win or the cute looking young guy

what...not the good looking boy band???

no they never win... louis shags them and that aint a prize I would want..

no but i'll have mr cowell mmmmmmmm

between this and the tudors...... yu beginning to rattle my cage and no in a good way xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

get a grip wumin. !!!!!!!!!!

lol lol lol oi whats wrong with the tudors....that bloke is well fit xxx

do I look like fecking henry Vlll..

em............

do u have a ginger wig and beard you could stick on and i will compare lol xxxx

ginger wig ... I aint russ abbott either

See You Jimmy welcome to The Madhouse

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've walked into the madhouse..FFS!!!.....am feeling right at home...lol

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By *fcarlesbergmadeswingersCouple
over a year ago

Wallsend

id rather have a full montey with cheryl cole a good gerodie lass after me own heart bet shes up for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i LOVE LOVE LOVE the X factor!!!

I cant wait for it all to start!!!

Saturdays are worth living again!!! yaaaay!!

yes yes i confess im and X factor a holic...

the only thing id rather watch is the men in this thread getting jigging with it!!

FFS id buy all the pop corn and sell tickets!! haha

Vol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have no telly... I'll have to press my wee swollen face against Vols window and watch from there.

Will be on the patio ready, with a camp bed a sleeping bag and a thermos of vodka from 3am saturday morning

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Buboo..

you cant dance.

you cant sing,

if you dont mind me asking , what the fook do ya do..

WELL THERES ALWAYS THIS ..........

Buboo .......x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well Buboo..

you cant dance.

you cant sing,

if you dont mind me asking , what the fook do ya do..

WELL THERES ALWAYS THIS ..........

Buboo .......x "

Oi Bub yu can so sing... I heard ya

enter and I will vote for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh great the Z Factor.

At least i now know if i want an hours nap switch on the Z Factor and off i go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh great the Z Factor.

At least i now know if i want an hours nap switch on the Z Factor and off i go."

wash you mouth out grecian m8.. you canna say these things ..

girls get him and no in the way he wants lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh grec , u brave, how can u say that about the x factor, even i watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grecian, even I without a telly watch it.... through other peoples windows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shite what have i started!!! lol

If its any consolation i do enjoy looking at Simons high waisters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh shite what have i started!!! lol

If its any consolation i do enjoy looking at Simons high waisters

so so recovery .....

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simon's high waisters?

OMG over to you View.... dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simon's high waisters?

OMG over to you View.... dear oh dear

soz Laine, No Comment... high waisters and such travesties to style and all that is important in the 'Bi Guy Bible'...

sorry I need to go and lie down.. come over all dizzy ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry I need to go and lie down.. come over all dizzy ....

IS "Dizzy" the lesser known "BI-swinger" Dwarf the other 7 dont talk about???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling for a medic for you View.....in the meantime a rub down with a moist wet one and a reviving shot of this months Vogue till the dizziness passes.

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over a year ago

"Calling for a medic for you View.....in the meantime a rub down with a moist wet one and a reviving shot of this months Vogue till the dizziness passes.

fuck its to late...

I have a tank top ... round collar shirt and bell bottoms on....

god I am str8 ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

10 mins to go...

no sex requests please for the next 90 mins... much appreciated xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yippeeeeeee soon be Saturday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone . let me know when its at the latter stages.

if a get time ahll watch it on a sunday

Buboo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone . let me know when its at the latter stages.

if a get time ahll watch it on a sunday

Buboo"

deal, dinna want you being distracted from your sat night wank..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dumm Dee Dum ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dumm Dee Dum ...."

proper use of language there lol lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and I am taking a note of names of people who slag off Big Bruv and XFactor and I am so not going to shag em.. they may beg and beg me....

but answer will be No No No No No..

unless very pretty and/or hung.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well view looks like the only ones left to shag is me and taj

cause every other bugger has slagged them off

a view mrs hedo and taj threesome

mrs h xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well view looks like the only ones left to shag is me and taj

cause every other bugger has slagged them off

a view mrs hedo and taj threesome

mrs h xxxx"

yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well! some right surprises on x-factor tonight... jamie afro .. looking good. and as for the two who tried to steal stunnas name... lol stunna you have nothing to worry about, they weren't stunners at all..... they were so bad and fugly they stunned the audience into silence!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

liked the guy singing for his brother.. was a wee tear jerker..

actually was jerking a lot thro Xfactor.. and wasna a fit.. but Cheryl is very pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those 3 girls, mizz fits i think they were called, they were fabby

mrs h xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"those 3 girls, mizz fits i think they were called, they were fabby

mrs h xxx"

aye they were... but didna like the song much... great voices tho.

I would do fffm with them but change the song or no percy action..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"those 3 girls, mizz fits i think they were called, they were fabby

mrs h xxx

aye they were... but didna like the song much... great voices tho.

I would do fffm with them but change the song or no percy action..

pmsl

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a wee cry when the wee boy ran on to the stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afro Man and the teacher from last week...don't mind which of them wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well view looks like the only ones left to shag is me and taj

cause every other bugger has slagged them off

a view mrs hedo and taj threesome

mrs h xxxx"

Did someone call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"had a wee cry when the wee boy ran on to the stage

"
me too and its even worse when ur hungover watchn it, i cldnt stop greetin lol.

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