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Worst sex related injury

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By *ugs and Junk OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Stolen from the lounge.

What’s your worst sex related injury?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken a few hearts.

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By *jarvisMan
over a year ago

Johnstone

Friction burns on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst for me , i lived in eaglesham had met up with my fwb at my place and she wanted to see what sex on viagra was like , come four am i was worried that it was five hours of consant hard on so she in her own way tells me she can fix it and procedes to go down on me , all well and good till i felt the finger launch into my ass , i scream as i didnt expect it and she had long fake nails, the one inside me mid clench broke off , so i ended up at the local hospital with these , to make it worse, the triage nurse was a woman i have known since i was 9

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By *oast888Man
over a year ago

cambuslang

Marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my long term then friend/lover admitted to hospital with osteomyelitis when during a Dom session my stilletoe boot heel ripped into his ring finger joint and this nasty infection subsequently developed. He did forgive me thankfully and normal service was resumed a few weeks later

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By *magine all the peopleCouple
over a year ago

Perth


"Marriage "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my long term then friend/lover admitted to hospital with osteomyelitis when during a Dom session my stilletoe boot heel ripped into his ring finger joint and this nasty infection subsequently developed. He did forgive me thankfully and normal service was resumed a few weeks later "

It does take “suffering for your MIstress” to a new level ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we have all been going hard at doggy before and missed the hole and hit the solid bit. It maybe I am just a daffy

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I once used ibprofen gel instead of lube by mistake

Fair to say it killed the passion

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I broke a knee cap & that was just a social

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By *ugs and Junk OP   Couple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"Worst for me , i lived in eaglesham had met up with my fwb at my place and she wanted to see what sex on viagra was like , come four am i was worried that it was five hours of consant hard on so she in her own way tells me she can fix it and procedes to go down on me , all well and good till i felt the finger launch into my ass , i scream as i didnt expect it and she had long fake nails, the one inside me mid clench broke off , so i ended up at the local hospital with these , to make it worse, the triage nurse was a woman i have known since i was 9"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can laugh now. Not then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually for me it was a woman who kept jumping on my left hip. It was related to cowgirl. She was sitting on my leg for a long while too and I had terrible cramp.

I was hurting for 10 days with the hip pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severe carpet burn!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that cos you couldn’t get them wet?

Just kidding. Don’t bite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This didn’t happen to me but a friend ripped his banjo when having anal sex with his ex.

I can only assume that this would be alter sorest sexual accident that could ever happen.

I did once take my girlfriend doggy and it was that wet and fast that it came out her vagina and inserted in to her ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ripped my bango string 2 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that cos you couldn’t get them wet?

Just kidding. Don’t bite!"

Lol!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I once used ibprofen gel instead of lube by mistake

Fair to say it killed the passion "
thats funny.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At CJ’s, we were at it with this couple, she was going down on me, her man taking her from behind, her chin was rythmically banging off my fanny as he shagged her. At the time, it felt so good I didn’t feel any discomfort..

Later on that night I noticed one of my lips had a massive lump on it and it was all red.. It was swollen for about 5 days lol.

#GoodTimes

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By *othianGuy41Man
over a year ago

Eureka

Brushing my cock against a jaggy nettle while having sex outside. Felt a right clown rubbing myself with a dock leaf. My partner at the time was pissing herself

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By *agnoliax2Couple
over a year ago

wishaw

Few weeks ago my Mrs fell off the medical bed in Cjs,severe bruising al tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend hooked up with a girl from the Savoy. He decided to walk her home to the west end. They ended up on a park bench in Kelvingrove park. Her on her back and him banging her hard, his cock slipped out, as it sometimes does, and it hit the bench hard. This resulted in a rather large splinter in his cock. Not the end of the story though as it went septic and he had some serious problems because of it. Morale to the story is never pick up girls at the Savoy. Jim

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By *appy go lucky 7Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

True story. Working in A&E. Couple admitted. Guys cock severely damaged. Turned out she was down on him. Unknown to him she was epileptic. Teeth clamped around his manhood. He grabbed the nearest thing and hit her on head, which released her teeth. She had 12 stiches and his manhood was saved, eventually.

Moral, ask if they are epileptic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True story. Working in A&E. Couple admitted. Guys cock severely damaged. Turned out she was down on him. Unknown to him she was epileptic. Teeth clamped around his manhood. He grabbed the nearest thing and hit her on head, which released her teeth. She had 12 stiches and his manhood was saved, eventually.

Moral, ask if they are epileptic. "

Actually I was concerned about a woman I was having sex with a while back but she bit a piece of a cushion and it was in her mouth and she chok-ed a little. Thought she was having a seizure for about 10 seconds.

It is something that can happen though.

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Concussion

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Tongue trauma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mate and myself took two young maidens for a drive over the Campsie Hills.

On way back I’m up front driving, one young lady is deep throating me

Mate is hard fucking her pal in the back

Sheep runs in front of car so slam brakes on and mount embankment

Teeth marks on cock for nearly a fortnight

Mate broke his pelvis and was hospitalised

Funniest part was we were meant to be working night shift and he had to try and explain to his wife and daughters how he broke his pelvis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really an injury but severe cramp in ny hip and arse cheek in the middle of orgasms hurts like a bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha belter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying next to a wasp nest in woodland area in summer and being stung on the balls, scalp and arms several times. (I kid you not, very painful and unpleasant) Happened 28 years ago but never forgotten it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does stubble rash count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a medical condition and I'm prone to passing out if I'm too hot..

Sex all hot n sweaty passed out fell off him onto the floor hit my head on the table blood everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a medical condition and I'm prone to passing out if I'm too hot..

Sex all hot n sweaty passed out fell off him onto the floor hit my head on the table blood everywhere "
oh no that must have been a bit of a nightmare. I’d be like shit what did I do

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Severely bruised ego.

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Badly-fitted coil stabbed me in the bell-end.

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"True story. "

Oooold urban legend, that one.

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