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By *ill dance for wine OP   Man
over a year ago

Balloch

Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.

And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!

Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Phones never out their hands yet when you call or text they never answer you straight away lol

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven


"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.

And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!

Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"
Because its part of being a parent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.

And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!

Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"

Mines doesn't flush the bog but has been strongly warned I'm going to return the favour one day if he keeps doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By thinking there's a money tree growing in my garden

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By *ettyboop66Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

So true mine do the same lol

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

Wishaw


"Mines doesn't flush the bog but has been strongly warned I'm going to return the favour one day if he keeps doing it! "

Can't help but think of the video of the women shouting at her 2 kids about who done a shit in the toilet :-L "disgustan" LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.

"

Jaggy dinosaurs buckled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phones never out their hands yet when you call or text they never answer you straight away lol

"

Oh god, I soooooo get that one! I've given up trying to contact my son now. I go straight to my DiL and get her to contact him. He wouldn't DARE not respond to her!

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Phones never out their hands yet when you call or text they never answer you straight away lol

Oh god, I soooooo get that one! I've given up trying to contact my son now. I go straight to my DiL and get her to contact him. He wouldn't DARE not respond to her! "

Haha my son is the opposite. He will blank my Daughterinlaw and amswer me. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.

Jaggy dinosaurs buckled "

"Mummy.... what's a stegofuckingsaurus?"

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.

I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.

I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


" I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!"

A friend (Who works in IT Security) changes his WiFi password every Thursday night, and the kids only get to know it once they've done their weekend chores.

It works too, as when they get home on a Friday afternoon they normally have everything done super-fast.

Mandy

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By *ill dance for wine OP   Man
over a year ago

Balloch


"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.

And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!

Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?

Mines doesn't flush the bog but has been strongly warned I'm going to return the favour one day if he keeps doing it! "

There that too, along with “aiming issues” from the boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.

Jaggy dinosaurs buckled

Could be worse you could have sat on said jaggy dinosaur and create a new species a megasorearse

"Mummy.... what's a stegofuckingsaurus?"

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.

Jaggy dinosaurs buckled

Could be worse you could have sat on said jaggy dinosaur and create a new species a megasorearse

"Mummy.... what's a stegofuckingsaurus?"

"

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.

I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.

I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!"

We have kids on a separate WiFi so John just switches theirs off

K x

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oldest - taking ages to reply to my texts when he is out! Particularly when am the taxi

Youngest - not telling me as soon as he as an injury/niggle and gives me 2/3 days before a match to fix it

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.

I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.

I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!

We have kids on a separate WiFi so John just switches theirs off

K x"

Same here K!

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire


"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.

And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!

Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"
Stop using their stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.

And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!

Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?"

Breathing, mostly.

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

Where's my dinner dad

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

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By *ill dance for wine OP   Man
over a year ago

Balloch


"Why the f@ck do my kids keep asking me where the hairbrush is, I’ve got more hair on my big toe than my head.

And also, why does my daughter ask me where her nail polish is!

Anyway, how do your kids annoy you?Stop using their stuff "

Haha, The only time I’ve stolen her nail polish is when I chipped the white tv unit and covered it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son has a collection of plates and cups in his bedroom which rivals what is left in my kitchen.

I’ve told him to bring them down on several occasions to no avail.

I’m going to take drastic steps this weekend.....I’m switching the WiFi off!"

Make him eat in the kitchen like everyone else x

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

youngest constantly being kicked out of English cause she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up lol

oldest thinking she's knows it all at 14 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that mine’s is old enough now to call me out on my do as I say, not as I do chat.

E.g ‘Why are you drinking wine if we’re only allowed water at bedtime?’

‘Did you have your porridge before that chocolate doughnut?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"youngest constantly being kicked out of English cause she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up lol

oldest thinking she's knows it all at 14 lol"

Our little princess got told off in class. When her mum asked why, she said "Because the teacher interrupted me when I was talking"!

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall


"youngest constantly being kicked out of English cause she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up lol

oldest thinking she's knows it all at 14 lol

Our little princess got told off in class. When her mum asked why, she said "Because the teacher interrupted me when I was talking"! "

lol bless

Jess one of the times was her telling him he had wrote silence wrong on the bored send her home with lines and spelt disruptive wrong kevin was gonna score thru it and write must try harder

she's also been caught mimicking the teacher and saying oh my god a lot when she gets into trouble

but in other classes she's getting merits home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"youngest constantly being kicked out of English cause she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up lol

oldest thinking she's knows it all at 14 lol

Our little princess got told off in class. When her mum asked why, she said "Because the teacher interrupted me when I was talking"! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aiming issues. Life with three boys.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

She's always feckin right ...even when I'm wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego and fuck off big jaggy dinosaurs left on the carpet that I never seem to notice. Been peeled off the ceiling many a time after standing on them.

"

Explain how standing on a bit of Lego manages to be more painful than a drawing pin?

It’s a wee bit of plastic yet it’s fucking agony to step on it.

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