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The great conundrum

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

You meet a person you fancy

You hit it off they are funny articulate ..just your WOW.

You two are having a great night and then he/she whispers in your ear...won't be long just nipping to the loo for a poo...

Are you staying or going???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody poops. It's probably better than noticing her Adam's Apple, too.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

If the guys such a delicate wee flower to be offended over totally natural bodily functions ,I'd be the one escorting him direct to the door lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You meet a person you fancy

You hit it off they are funny articulate ..just your WOW.

You two are having a great night and then he/she whispers in your ear...won't be long just nipping to the loo for a poo...

Are you staying or going???"
I'd like to think that kind of talk wouldn't get brought up in a conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You meet a person you fancy

You hit it off they are funny articulate ..just your WOW.

You two are having a great night and then he/she whispers in your ear...won't be long just nipping to the loo for a poo...

Are you staying or going???"

Wouldn't mind as long as it wasn't in my flat!! Dirty bitch would have to leave at that point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did she shit in the floor. ..no..in the toilet .yes..all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how.. that could be taken as a hint in a, "I'm gonna clean out the rear just now so i am ready for a wee douche later at mine so you can fuck me hard in the Ass!!!"

Or is it me reading into things again....

Mistress Amelia x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Id stay unless he came out the loo dressed in frilly knickers and suspenders or if he didnt wash his hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See how.. that could be taken as a hint in a, "I'm gonna clean out the rear just now so i am ready for a wee douche later at mine so you can fuck me hard in the Ass!!!"

Or is it me reading into things again....

Mistress Amelia x "

Nope, that crossed my mind too! But still not in my flat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You meet a person you fancy

You hit it off they are funny articulate ..just your WOW.

You two are having a great night and then he/she whispers in your ear...won't be long just nipping to the loo for a poo...

Are you staying or going???"

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd laugh

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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"You meet a person you fancy

You hit it off they are funny articulate ..just your WOW.

You two are having a great night and then he/she whispers in your ear...won't be long just nipping to the loo for a poo...

Are you staying or going???

What would you do? "

I'm out

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Does it not show that they are relaxed enough in your company to say that they are going to be a few minutes.

Otherwise it would be I'm just nipping to the loo and then you are left wondering what they have got to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can’t fart in someone’s company let alone go for a shit sorry o can barely go for one a fortnight I’m damned if I’ll be going in a strangers house nope no chance no way it’s not happening, if you’re lucky enough to hear a cheeky unicorn sneeze then it must be love !! Besides there’s few folks toilets I would even pee in let alone sit any longer than a minute with boke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only farts allowed in bed are fanny farts. Everybody knows that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a no!!

Way too much information that I personally don't need to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on potty talk to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not keen on potty talk to be honest."

Same here, especially when you think you know your shit, and she says you're shit.

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