FabSwingers.com forum: strangest request you've ever had

By *oonboy OP Man
over a year ago

livingston

a wee while back the mrs and i were toying with a sub who was pretty much game for anything...to cut along story short he was going to allow us to ;

have him do all out housework/ironing

we cud beat him with a stick

lick our feet

and clean out the horses naked....we dont even have a fukin stable !!!

...........some folk will do anything for sex....whats your story ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a wee while back the mrs and i were toying with a sub who was pretty much game for anything...to cut along story short he was going to allow us to ;

have him do all out housework/ironing

we cud beat him with a stick

lick our feet

and clean out the horses naked....we dont even have a fukin stable !!!

...........some folk will do anything for sex....whats your story ....

oi fugy ...... ffs ...

yu will do owt for a bit of cock ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone asked me today to show emm my teeeth ?? ffs what next show us ur tits ?? what is the world coming to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi fugy ...... ffs ...

yu will do owt for a bit of cock ..

lol lol that made me laff oot loud !!!

oi !!! am straight!!!

lol

( a really um folks....dinna listen tae these buffoons !!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi fugy ...... ffs ...

yu will do owt for a bit of cock ..

lol lol that made me laff oot loud !!!

oi !!! am straight!!!

lol

( a really um folks....dinna listen tae these buffoons !!)"

no he really is...

honest folks ..

he really is ....

oi fugy I got the new digitally enhanced ' wizard of oz '

wanna lend of it...

you are a friend of dorothy's arent ya.. oops i mean a fan ...

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By *erandhim67Couple
over a year ago

West Lothian

"someone asked me today to show emm my teeeth ?? ffs what next show us ur tits ?? what is the world coming to"

pmsl fifelass!! did he ask how many hands high you were too? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we were members for a week and got a message from a lad in england who clearly didnt read the profile although he said he did... was something like this

pamela, baby your what i need. i will travel to glasgow and we will meet in a hotel of your choice, just you. lets get freaky and cheat on your partner, youl both love it. i will fuck you hard from behind while you scream out the titles of james bond films to me. i am a bond fan and it gets me so fucking hard. how about it, youl fucking love my cock (with a few pics of his willy attached )

people may think im bullshitting here but many of our friends were told this seconds after we got it and found it hilarious. erm, we blocked him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toon you will prob remember this one

I once got asked if I would have a threesome with this guy and his dog

ewwweeek, I've heard of one man and his dog but that was just going to far

Debbs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck sake pamela you outed me...yes i am the bond fan...neil bond...now where the fuck has that pussy gone???? you can have gordie back but only for........1 meeeelion dollars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oi fugy ...... ffs ...

yu will do owt for a bit of cock ..

lol lol that made me laff oot loud !!!

oi !!! am straight!!!

lol

( a really um folks....dinna listen tae these buffoons !!)

no he really is...

honest folks ..

he really is ....

oi fugy I got the new digitally enhanced ' wizard of oz '

wanna lend of it...

you are a friend of dorothy's arent ya.. oops i mean a fan ...

Will throw in my directors cut of South Pacific too!!!!

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By *oonboy OP Man
over a year ago

livingston

lmfao....class....keep em coming folks.....i think i felt a little bit of wee wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strangest requests

1) join a girl and her dog for some heavy "petting"

2) watch a guy wank into a cup then drink it for me

3) watch a guy stick his own willie up his arse and appreciate his "self love"

as they say, nowt as queer as folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest requests

1) join a girl and her dog for some heavy "petting"

2) watch a guy wank into a cup then drink it for me

3) watch a guy stick his own willie up his arse and appreciate his "self love"

as they say, nowt as queer as folk

The willie one up his own ass - ditto! We had that one lol

And one where the dude wanted me to fuck him with my foot.

Oh and marry me is another odd one since it states I'm living with someone on the profile pmsl

Wouldn't mind, but none of the fuckers ever turn up at the wedding! pffft - timewasters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never had any strange requests..

nowt strange what folks ask me to go get upto......

just same old, same old .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have never had any strange requests...clearly we have never lived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we have never had any strange requests...clearly we have never lived

or it could be the opposite lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have heard and seen some strange things but oh my goodness lol x sometimes i think i am slightly naive lol and i thot i was openminded lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3) watch a guy stick his own willie up his arse and appreciate his "self love"

how the hell is that even possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3) watch a guy stick his own willie up his arse and appreciate his "self love"

how the hell is that even possible"

apparently he would show us on cam pmsl, but we weren't that curious, it killed the cat, after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol surely its not possible tho

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