FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

Just out of interest

Jump to newest
 

By *oast888 OP   Man
over a year ago

cambuslang

How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your case more there will be yourself and someone else.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oast888 OP   Man
over a year ago

cambuslang


"In your case more there will be yourself and someone else.

"

That would be enlightening

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In your case more there will be yourself and someone else.

That would be enlightening "

That made me laugh a lot.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven


"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
One female and 1000 guys

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Thousands , all the guys like screwing .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Thousands , all the guys like screwing . "

Brilliant!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?"

Ok

About ten will moan that the light bulb doesn't respond at all.

Four will be too young for electrical work and will try to screw it into a wall socket.

One will really want to change it then get scared and sit in the dark instead

Then finally the light bulb says "fuck this" (yes a talking lightulb) and screws itself in.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oast888 OP   Man
over a year ago

cambuslang


"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ok

About ten will moan that the light bulb doesn't respond at all.

Four will be too young for electrical work and will try to screw it into a wall socket.

One will really want to change it then get scared and sit in the dark instead

Then finally the light bulb says "fuck this" (yes a talking lightulb) and screws itself in.

"

Your clearly referring to one of those 2 pin footery ones. Poor guys need a shoe horn for that shit!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire


"How many Fab'ers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ok

About ten will moan that the light bulb doesn't respond at all.

Four will be too young for electrical work and will try to screw it into a wall socket.

One will really want to change it then get scared and sit in the dark instead

Then finally the light bulb says "fuck this" (yes a talking lightulb) and screws itself in.

"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average fabber couldn't change a light bulb. They only have one free hand.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.

Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring back gas mantles.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.

Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes."

Also.... Best profile bio by a country mile.

*doffs hat*

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

Cmon you need to switch on , nobody has answered it yet . it also depends who your in the room with as just maybe you really dont want that bulb in there.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Who does it with the lights on anyway?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.

Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes."

And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.

You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.

Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes.

And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.

You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so. "

Ahahahaha . Talk about missing a point . You just accused this poster of belittling a lighthearted thread. Clearly you never read this post. He was having some lighthearted fun at the life of a lightbulb. Maybe YOU need to chill out instead of having a stupid pop at someone.

You are probably right though , lots of people have stopped using the forums . Look at your own post here and you may understand why.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

I cant actually believe a thread about a lightbulb could be turned to negativity. It seriously is a calamity. Lmao.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.

Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes.

And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.

You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so.

Ahahahaha . Talk about missing a point . You just accused this poster of belittling a lighthearted thread. Clearly you never read this post. He was having some lighthearted fun at the life of a lightbulb. Maybe YOU need to chill out instead of having a stupid pop at someone.

You are probably right though , lots of people have stopped using the forums . Look at your own post here and you may understand why. "

Even I got that!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here we go, another thread about changing lightbulbs. Maybe it’s not the lightbulb that needs to change. Maybe everyone needs to change their attitudes to lightbulbs. Maybe rooms could have more windows, or get rid of the net curtains, then the lightbulbs wouldn’t have to change. Maybe the lightbulb just needs help with its pics and it’s profile text, there’s probably loads of lampshades out there who would like the lightbulb just the way it is.

Whatever. It’ll only be another few days before someone else posts another thread bashing lightbulbs. This place never changes.

And yet you took the time to read and post just to belittle others who were having some lighthearted fun.

You're wrong though, this place has changed because a lot of people who used to post on the forums now avoid doing so.

Ahahahaha . Talk about missing a point . You just accused this poster of belittling a lighthearted thread. Clearly you never read this post. He was having some lighthearted fun at the life of a lightbulb. Maybe YOU need to chill out instead of having a stupid pop at someone.

You are probably right though , lots of people have stopped using the forums . Look at your own post here and you may understand why.

Even I got that! "

I suppose that's what happens when you read a post too quickly

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oast888 OP   Man
over a year ago

cambuslang

Whoa, whoa, whoa

Can everyone just get back on point with this!

How the f**k do I solve this lightbulb issue? I can't face another night of darkness!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fork Handles.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Whoa, whoa, whoa

Can everyone just get back on point with this!

How the f**k do I solve this lightbulb issue? I can't face another night of darkness! "

You could call the fire brigade and tell them theres a cat stuck up there and when they turn up say it WAS there a minute ago, oh since your here !!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *oast888 OP   Man
over a year ago

cambuslang


"Whoa, whoa, whoa

Can everyone just get back on point with this!

How the f**k do I solve this lightbulb issue? I can't face another night of darkness!

You could call the fire brigade and tell them theres a cat stuck up there and when they turn up say it WAS there a minute ago, oh since your here !!! "

An accurate discription of this place, the pussy is here one minute and then "poof" it's gone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I suppose that's what happens when you read a post too quickly "

Not good enough. I demand significant reparations. I’m deeply insulted.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fork Handles."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose that's what happens when you read a post too quickly

Not good enough. I demand significant reparations. I’m deeply insulted.

"

Ill treat you to a coffee next time im up your way and an apology in person instead of in a message

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Put the said lightbulb in a room with some of the elite lady members from fab as they believe the whole of fab revolves around them thus the bulb will be screwed in .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miaow!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put the said lightbulb in a room with some of the elite lady members from fab as they believe the whole of fab revolves around them thus the bulb will be screwed in . "

Who's that then?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BLIHBULGT?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top