FabSwingers.com forum: Inappropriate bumper stickers or signs .

By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I saw this today made me laugh then wonder how you explain it to your kids in the car . “ if your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair “ . What has made you think

recently .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once saw one on a old camper van that read “This is not a meth lab” thought it was brilliant as I’d just completed a marathon tv viewing of breaking bad lol.

Leo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a bakers van that said "No pies are left in this vehicle overnight".

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Seen on back of a local school bus, no children are left on this bus overnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a drain cleaner van and number plate was SH11 TES

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By *cotsmacCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Seen a drain cleaner van and number plate was SH11 TES"

They are number 1 at takin care of your nmber two's ...

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Seen a drain cleaner van and number plate was SH11 TES

They are number 1 at takin care of your nmber two's ...

That should be their tag line .

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"honk me to bonk me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""honk me to bonk me"

So was that you who honked me?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"I saw this today made me laugh then wonder how you explain it to your kids in the car . “ if your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair “ . What has made you think

recently . "

Not innapropriate, and no explanation needed. If there so young not to get it then no explanation needed, if there old enough to get the joke , still no explanation needed.

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

I'm sure I was driving through West Lothian, and saw a sign " Blackridge, a handgun free village" - yeehaa!

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'm sure I was driving through West Lothian, and saw a sign " Blackridge, a handgun free village" - yeehaa!"

Not sure if that sign was still there does it mean they’ve all got shotguns and rifles then ?

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

"I'm sure I was driving through West Lothian, and saw a sign " Blackridge, a handgun free village" - yeehaa!

Not sure if that sign was still there does it mean they’ve all got shotguns and rifles then ?

Didn't stop to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a small town in Austria which has been out thousands of Euros because their signs get stolen constantly.

People just can’t get enough of...

(FUCKING)

????

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By *acksonhoneyCouple
over a year ago

Bromley

My friend has a fake taxi sticker,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend has a fake taxi sticker,

Which is surely illegal.

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By *alawCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

i used to go about with a guy a number of years ago, who had a sticker on his Porsche, saying "My other car is a Porsche" xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in my boy racer days when I had a modified car I had a sticker on the back saying

“lower than your grannies nipples”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Abuse of this equipment can lead to serious fun”

Was next to the gear shift of a BMW.

Thinking about it could be used by many of us here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen on a builders van on the M74 near Larkhall... “Professional Bacon Consultants”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone on here would write messages in the dirt of my car if he passed it!

Thankfully I spotted them and saw the funny side of it

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

As seen today "virginity is curable"

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By *vbride1963 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"As seen today "virginity is curable" "

I’m sure it’s contagious I think I’ve got it again .

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Riders please make sure you swing your legs when you try to mount your horse bareback(seen on holiday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES stickers

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Liquor in the front

Poker in the rear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep an eye out for the black cab in Edinburgh

B8SM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t drink and park.....accidents cause people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"YES stickers

One of my favourite Prog bands!

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By *oast888Man
over a year ago

cambuslang

Seen a dental supply van with the sticker "no teeth are kept in this van overnight" :*

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