FabSwingers.com forum: “Blue eyes mean you may be brainier Blondes are better in bed Bigger boobs are linked to bigger IQs”

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Blue eyes mean you may be brainier

Blondes are better in bed

Bigger boobs are linked to bigger IQs”

Just read this new research in the papers.

Who agrees ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup.... I'm living proof

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lucky I don't believe everything I read

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By *rs She DevilWoman
over a year ago

Blantyre

2 out of 3 ain't bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 out of 3 ain't bad. "

yep. Have all 3. whole heartedly agree xx

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"“Blue eyes mean you may be brainier

Blondes are better in bed

Bigger boobs are linked to bigger IQs”

Just read this new research in the papers.

Who agrees ? "

The first two, without a doubt, are true.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Woop woop I’m all 3

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Where do you sign up to help the research for point no 2? Asking for a friend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 out of 3 aint bad lol. And im not blonde

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

What about us brown eyed folk

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Blonde

Big boobs

Green eyes lol

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I smell a big old pile of bullshit.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Woop woop I’m all 3

Me too. I believe this research to be completely accurate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about us brown eyed folk"

“Have you got brown eyes? Then there’s a decent chance you’re better at ball games.”

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

Triple whammy!

Therefore I agree that this research is 100% accurate....

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"What about us brown eyed folk

“Have you got brown eyes? Then there’s a decent chance you’re better at ball games.”

So im good in bed and good with balls. That will do nicely.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Woop woop I’m all 3

Me too. I believe this research to be completely accurate

Yip I completely agree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So all of the above is from an article in the Sun today so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt...

Here are some other notes from the article as well:

“HOW can you tell whether someone is wild in bed without getting their kit off? Just look at the length of their fingers, of course.”

“Longer ring fingers means you won’t get lost – and you’re more adventurous in bed”

“Long ring fingers point to an extra dose of testosterone, the male sex hormone, during someone’s early development in the womb. The longer her finger is compared to her index the more likely she is to show more “male-like” sexual behaviour and sleep around more”

“However, it’s still brunettes who prevail in the work place and who have steadier relationships.

A further study of 3,000 women found that, on average earn £4250 more a year than blondes.”

“Gingers hate the dentist more”

“You’ll sneeze less with a bigger nose

The larger your nose the less likely you are to suffer from colds and allergies.”

“Longer legs means you are healthier”

“Stubbier toes help you run faster”

“Bigger lips lead to longer relationships”

“An hour-glass waist makes you more fertile while a bigger bottom will give you brainier babies”

“Longer arms boost your sex appeal”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blonde

Big (fairly!) boobs

Blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue eyes here

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Blue eyes so brainy

Dark hair so shit in bed

Hmm I don't like this game

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Blue eyes so brainy

Dark hair so shit in bed

Hmm I don't like this game

My fav game of the year so far

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Blue eyes so brainy

Dark hair so shit in bed

Hmm I don't like this game

My fav game of the year so far

So how good are blondes in bed then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if you are naturally dark haired which has since turned grey and then dyed blonde, should you class yourself as brunette, old or blonde?

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"What about us brown eyed folk

“Have you got brown eyes? Then there’s a decent chance you’re better at ball games.”

So im good in bed and good with balls. That will do nicely."

Shame your as thick as mince.

Only joking sexy.

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By *hebs maloneyWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not true am think as shit haha

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I have brainy kids, thanks to my big fat ass!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Lanzarote

"What about us brown eyed folk

“Have you got brown eyes? Then there’s a decent chance you’re better at ball games.”

So im good in bed and good with balls. That will do nicely.

Shame your as thick as mince.

Only joking sexy.

Good job i know you are Mr Devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 out of 3. First time I ever got full marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue eyes

But I'm thick as shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mensa here I cum pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yayyyy I knew someone would appreciate me lol

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"May" jeez look at the use of that word in the side effects of anything you get from the chemist!

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"What about us brown eyed folk

“Have you got brown eyes? Then there’s a decent chance you’re better at ball games.”

So im good in bed and good with balls. That will do nicely.

Shame your as thick as mince.

Only joking sexy.

Good job i know you are Mr Devil."

Listen i know i will have to pay for those comments when you see me lol.

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By *e DevilMan
over a year ago

Blantyre

"I have brainy kids, thanks to my big fat ass!

That made me laugh.

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"What about us brown eyed folk"

We are just all round amazing at everything

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Blue eyes so brainy

Dark hair so shit in bed

Hmm I don't like this game

Well im brunette and never had any complaints in fact quite the contrary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going by my boobs I’m a fecking genius that would make Einstein look like an underachiever

Blue eyes too... maybe just as well I’m not blonde

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Blue eyes so brainy

Dark hair so shit in bed

Hmm I don't like this game

Well im brunette and never had any complaints in fact quite the contrary

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By *ikkevCouple
over a year ago

larkhall

3 out of three ain't bad lol

(natural hair colour is dirty blonde lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that mean when I had dark hair I was a crap shag?

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Guess I'm brainer then lol. My Blue eyes always get me into trouble

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Does that mean when I had dark hair I was a crap shag?"

Go back to brunette and I'll carry out my own study, purely professional reasons you understand

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Blue eyes, grey hair ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2out of 3 aint bad blue eyes TICK big boobsTICK guess 2 out of 3aint bad

But i wont do that.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Blue eyes so brainy

Dark hair so shit in bed

Hmm I don't like this game

My fav game of the year so far

So how good are blondes in bed then

Ammazzziiinnnggg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green eyes

Bottle blonde.

So I'm thick and a shite ride!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Green eyes

Bottle blonde.

So I'm thick and a shite ride!"

If you need a second opinion I volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green eyes

Bottle blonde.

So I'm thick and a shite ride!

If you need a second opinion I volunteer

Oh, cheeky

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Green eyes

Bottle blonde.

So I'm thick and a shite ride!

If you need a second opinion I volunteer

Oh, cheeky

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate

I must have an excellent IQ lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

women with tighter fannies are often more intelligent than slack bucket holes..

its science I tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"women with tighter fannies are often more intelligent than slack bucket holes..

its science I tell ya"

My fanny is very tight... disnae buy his round in the pub for wan thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"women with tighter fannies are often more intelligent than slack bucket holes..

its science I tell ya"

But they're less fun because you don't get an echo when you yodrl down their hole

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"“Blue eyes mean you may be brainier

Blondes are better in bed

Bigger boobs are linked to bigger IQs”

Just read this new research in the papers.

Who agrees ? "

Surely numbers one and three mean the same thing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So all of the above is from an article in the Sun today so you might want to take it with a pinch of salt...

Here are some other notes from the article as well:

“HOW can you tell whether someone is wild in bed without getting their kit off? Just look at the length of their fingers, of course.”

“Longer ring fingers means you won’t get lost – and you’re more adventurous in bed”

“However, it’s still brunettes who prevail in the work place and who have steadier relationships.

A further study of 3,000 women found that, on average earn £4250 more a year than blondes.”

“Gingers hate the dentist more”

“You’ll sneeze less with a bigger nose

The larger your nose the less likely you are to suffer from colds and allergies.”

“Longer legs means you are healthier”

“Stubbier toes help you run faster”

“Bigger lips lead to longer relationships”

“An hour-glass waist makes you more fertile while a bigger bottom will give you brainier babies”

“Longer arms boost your sex appeal”

The gingers hate the dentist is rubbish... just saying

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