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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK does size really matter or is it the girth

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"OK does size really matter or is it the girth "

Both actually, no point in a beer can if its two inches, also beer cans, not that comfy. Can't cum when there's chafing and pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy with avarage anything above is a bonus.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

I used to think no but my opinion changed, yes it does!

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By *ustforfun1759Couple
over a year ago

IRVINE

believe me babe you don't need to worry about the size at all xx

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By *irtyharry300Man
over a year ago

DUNDEE

It's not the size it's what u do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not the size it's what u do with it "

Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it

(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)

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By *uriousCouple999Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I think size & girth do matter, it's no good if you can't feel anything lol! Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha fanny like a trap door! Hope you've no got a mirrored floor ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average size and girth is good.

Slightly more than average is great.

Huge and thick I’m outta there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine. "

Mine can take a 10kg load.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.

Mine can take a 10kg load."

Bigger than average...I used an 18kg one today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you lady's sure do like your washing machines lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.

Mine can take a 10kg load.

Bigger than average...I used an 18kg one today!"

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lady's sure do like your washing machines lol"

I was taking about my fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you two have recycle button on that

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"It's not the size it's what u do with it

Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it

(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)"

That made me laugh. My weird sense of humour Made me nearly ask if it was unhinged but thought better of it

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"you lady's sure do like your washing machines lol

I was taking about my fanny."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not the size it's what u do with it

Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it

(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)

That made me laugh. My weird sense of humour Made me nearly ask if it was unhinged but thought better of it "

Unhinged? It can go a bit mad like....sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not the size it's what u do with it

Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it

(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)"

Is that my cue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do a lot more with a guy who’s average than a guy who’s too big for me anything bigger than about 7/8” length really can start to hurt me and make sex super uncomfortable and same goes for girth too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not the size it's what u do with it

Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it

(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)

Is that my cue? "

Button it Mr....your card is marked!

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes


"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.

Mine can take a 10kg load.

Bigger than average...I used an 18kg one today!"
bucket cunt? Ewww

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"It's not the size it's what u do with it

Aye but if it doesn't even touch the sides then we won't be able to feel what you're doing with it

(and I don't have a fanny like a trap door before some smart arse comments!)"

OMG! Trap door!! I can’t breathe

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I think it’s definitely more about technique than size.

Fair enough, if it’s teeny tiny it’s probably not going to be that great, and if it’s too big it just hurts and means you can’t sit down properly for a couple of days which isn’t really pleasant.

Give me a guy with an average size cock that can turn me on mentally as well as physically and I’m quite delighted, thank you very much!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.

Mine can take a 10kg load."

twin tub, huh? x

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"It's important, but even being hung like a horse isn't going to do you any good if the woman you are shagging has a fanny like the inside of an empty washing machine.

Mine can take a 10kg load.

twin tub, huh? x"

With a twin tub it’s all about the spin cycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the saying goes:

Long and thin, goes right in and manufactures babies

Short and thick does the trick - and satisfies the ladies....

Or is that nonsense! Can't remember where this saying came from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a good size but no one want to ride it

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By *entleman Caller GlasgowMan
over a year ago

Bellshill

Technique is key to what you with it, plus concentrating on other parts of the lady’s body as you do so.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Let's look at this dilemma from a different angle. . . . Maybe it's not the bolt that's the problem . . Maybe the nut is too big.

I suggest men carry aa bulldog clip or even a needle and strong thread with them . . . Hahaha

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By *tevej1111Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Sex is 20% friction and 80% imagination, ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the space it needs to fill!

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