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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Going on a date on Saturday with a stunner I met off fab I've no been on a date in a long time as was with my ex Mrs 10 year turfed her out a month ago and think it's time Bruno the Staffie got a new Ma

Going into Glesga for a few drinks

Any tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation."

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if its a fucking date or an actual date? If its a social to see if you have chemistry before a fucking session then drinks and banter will be enough.

Either way good luck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends if its a fucking date or an actual date? If its a social to see if you have chemistry before a fucking session then drinks and banter will be enough.

Either way good luck. "

Actual date, seems to like my patter, just nervous cause as I said was with my ex 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

"

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you."

Love you 2 mon roon

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon"

I love you both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon

I love you both! "

3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Be yourself Rodger, you can’t go wrong!! Good luck!x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon

I love you both!

3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning"

You keeping the light on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon

I love you both!

3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning

You keeping the light on?"

Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon

I love you both!

3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning

You keeping the light on?

Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door "

No words

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon

I love you both!

3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning

You keeping the light on?

Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door

No words "

I'll no make it obvious I'll kid on I've no payed the leccy n they've cut is aff

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon

I love you both!

3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning

You keeping the light on?

Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door

No words

I'll no make it obvious I'll kid on I've no payed the leccy n they've cut is aff"

Subtle and very considerate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her something daft that will make her giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation.

Deep fried my jumbo sausage in her fanny batter already so that ships sailed

I love you.

Love you 2 mon roon

I love you both!

3 some at mine? Take yous for a buffet in the morning

You keeping the light on?

Depends if you's are hounds or no when you turn up at my door

No words

I'll no make it obvious I'll kid on I've no payed the leccy n they've cut is aff

Subtle and very considerate! "

Am a considerate guy

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By *appy 2 lickMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

You taking the dug with you to watch

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you’re anything like the way you are on here she’ll be laughing all night... always a good thing! Hope it’s a fab night

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You taking the dug with you to watch "

No the dug still can't look me in the eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re anything like the way you are on here she’ll be laughing all night... always a good thing! Hope it’s a fab night

K x"

Cheers think it's my humour or my big cock that's bagged me a date, one of the two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait at least an hour before dropping the phrase 'fanny batter' into the conversation."

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By *appyguy11Man
over a year ago

ALLOA

Superb . Bruno the staffie needs a new ma . Luv it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a fuckin star

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Aw good luck I hope it goes well

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By *appy 2 lickMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"You taking the dug with you to watch

No the dug still can't look me in the eye "

Get the dug a bone

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

OP, tell your date about that time a forumite posted a heartfelt thread about running out of time to have children, and you decided that was a good point for one of your hilarious posts offering to impregnate her. I’m sure she’ll be putty in your hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, tell your date about that time a forumite posted a heartfelt thread about running out of time to have children, and you decided that was a good point for one of your hilarious posts offering to impregnate her. I’m sure she’ll be putty in your hands."

I'll impregnate her if she wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You taking the dug with you to watch

No the dug still can't look me in the eye

Get the dug a bone "

Going to get him a wee French poodle to pump

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Superb . Bruno the staffie needs a new ma . Luv it "

Take her to meet Bruno. If he doesnt like her its a no go !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or wee dug is 6 years old and as smart as any damn kid

But when you mention the V.E.T

Watch the dug disnae cock his leg or was that tilt his cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Superb . Bruno the staffie needs a new ma . Luv it

Take her to meet Bruno. If he doesnt like her its a no go !! "

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