FabSwingers.com forum: questions..... doh!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

works in gym.. and someone asks me , 'show me how to work the rowing machine'....

you sit on the seat ......

and you pretend to row a boat...... doh!

next......

I shouldnt be customer facing !!!...

anyone asked you an obvious one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ur at the bus stop and someone asks u if ur waiting for a bus grrrrrrr and when only one bus stops there they then ask 'do u want this bus'. NO IM WAITING FOR THE NUMBER 69 BUS THAT STOPS MILES AWAY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When ur at the bus stop and someone asks u if ur waiting for a bus grrrrrrr and when only one bus stops there they then ask 'do u want this bus'. NO IM WAITING FOR THE NUMBER 69 BUS THAT STOPS MILES AWAY

fab xx love it

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Years ago, sitting on the top deck of a bus.

The bus breaks down.

Driver comes upstairs and says "The bus has broken down, they're sending another one out".

Wee gadgie at the back of the bus "How longs the next bus mister?"

Driver "About 38 feet".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fab xx love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people in a pound shop ask 'how much is this'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If my fork and knife are not at twenty past four on the plate!!!! then im not finished eating so dont ask!!!!!

oooohhh im a bitch the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If my fork and knife are not at twenty past four on the plate!!!! then im not finished eating so dont ask!!!!!

oooohhh im a bitch the day

but a very pretty one xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when the phone rings, i answer and my mum says.."r u in"!!!!!!! eh.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"."r u in"!!!!!!! eh.....

I hear that line a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"."r u in"!!!!!!! eh.....

I hear that line a lot

i was told to stop saying that, think scott was getting a complex

lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

your standing in the pouring rain and some one comes up to u and says its wet the day

doh yes just a wee bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was shopping in Tesco dundee and was looking for pizza. When browsing, this lady asked me looking at Chicago Town pizza and asks, " Are these the round ones"?

Pixie xx

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By *ivingston_cplCouple
over a year ago

livingston

Unlocked the door at work the other morning to let someone in and he asked " Do you work here" lol

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

my ex actually asked me this in all seriousness;

'why do they call all fire engines dennis?'

needless to say she is history ! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my ex actually asked me this in all seriousness;

'why do they call all fire engines dennis?'

needless to say she is history ! lol

thanks toon for the help there

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

when someone asks view if he's bi?????????

or me if i'm horny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in someone elses house i always ask

"can i get a loan of your toilet"

i`m usually told

"only if you bring it back"

i still can`t help myself and have been saying that for years lol

mr H

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

When someone asks you in the chat room " what are you up to?"

errrm, chatting in a chat room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the age old question of.. can i buy u a drink!!

ffs this is me of course u can lol

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By *_jkCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Driving past Bannockburn with an ex, she asked me "Is that the place where the big Scotland v England match was?"

She had lots of other belters, she had to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when ur lockin the doors at work and someone says are u closing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you ask for a black coffee and then they ask do you want milk in that

no i fecking do thats why i asked for it black

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By *lba couple1Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

answering machine asks people to leave me there name and number.... they leave there name and MY NUMBER .. i have hundreds of customers and someone leaves a message ... hi its mary call me back....would that be burns brown green rogers mepherson etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishing, when theres nae bulging bag o fish, nae rod bending with a big fishy on the line, but still they ask, "you caught anyhing"?? DUH !,lol.

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