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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

this is about ' why we do certain things' and not exclusive to 'why we swing'..

I swing because I like sex,I hate wanking & I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..

so if I didn't.. I would be sexless..

and be blind fae wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm marrying Mrs.Classy......... because I saw her first! lol lol

Mr.Classy xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm marrying Mrs.Classy......... because I saw her first! lol lol

Mr.Classy xx"

you think....

picture this... you and mrs classy at alter...

door opens.....

'IT SHOULD HAVE ME !!!'

AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha- how about a compromise deal?........... I'll share her with you?!

Mr.Classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cry when I chop onions because onions produce the chemical irritant known as syn-propanethial-S-oxide. It stimulates the eyes' lachrymal glands so they release tears.

I always knew i used to watch "How" for a reason...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

stick a spoon in your mouth when chopping, that helps but yu look a right tit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than looking like a left tit. My left one is slightly smaller so always better to be a right one in my opinion x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stick a spoon in your mouth when chopping, that helps but yu look a right tit xx "

Spoon or no spoon...i still look like a tit!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Better than looking like a left tit. My left one is slightly smaller so always better to be a right one in my opinion x"

fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swing because im ostensibly single..not celibate..

as to why i do anything...well im a woman..and i want to! lol

vol

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, why i do certain things. I leave my rabbit under my pillow for easy access. Keep my corsets over the back's of chairs, well handy in emergencies as straight to hand. Have my clothes in a bookcase rather than in a wardrobe, cause i think it's funky and also easy access. Seeing a theme here?

Why do i wear low cut tops and still find men looking at my breasts slightly disconcerting.... well who knows!

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swing because I can.... like everything else I choose to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm marrying Mrs.Classy......... because I saw her first! lol lol

Mr.Classy xx

you think....

picture this... you and mrs classy at alter...

door opens.....

'IT SHOULD HAVE ME !!!'

AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE "

but view u would grab mr classy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i breath because my head phones tell me too!!!

"breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use my dildo every day as well as use jax, cause im a horny bitch, ans i love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i use my dildo every day as well as use jax, cause im a horny bitch, ans i love it "

we adore horny bitches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm marrying Mrs.Classy......... because I saw her first! lol lol

Mr.Classy xx

you think....

picture this... you and mrs classy at alter...

door opens.....

'IT SHOULD HAVE ME !!!'

AND I RUN DOWN THE AISLE

but view u would grab mr classy lol"

you make a very good point there fife xx

altho mrs classy is very very very nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I post nonsense on forum/chatroom cause I am a eedyit ... and life is too serious at times..... a smile and a laugh is a great gift xx

good banter over last couple of days xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i use my dildo every day as well as use jax, cause im a horny bitch, ans i love it

we adore horny bitches ;- )"

im a horny bitch from hell, you want to be my devil

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

I like to have a wee drink

not a lot tho mind!

just til the screaming in my head stops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"t I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..

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i dont believe that for a second view . your always full of the chat and i can only guess you are the same in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do what I do, because I am me, because I can and because I am too old to care what people think of me. I am what I am and I am proud of it!!!!

Oh My!!! I feel like breaking into song.....Taxi For Ms Gaynor!!!!

I am what I am

And what I am needs no excuses

I deal my own deck

Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces

It's one life and there's no return and no deposit

One life so it's time to open up your closet

Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out

I am what I am

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

I do what i do because thats me.I am considerate to others feelings but dont put me down for what i do.I live lyfe to the FULL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do what I do, because I am me, because I can and because I am too old to care what people think of me. I am what I am and I am proud of it!!!!

Oh My!!! I feel like breaking into song.....Taxi For Ms Gaynor!!!!

I am what I am

And what I am needs no excuses

I deal my own deck

Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces

It's one life and there's no return and no deposit

One life so it's time to open up your closet

Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out

I am what I am "

is that a new poem, Stu, never heard it before, I think I may like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do what I do, because I am me, because I can and because I am too old to care what people think of me. I am what I am and I am proud of it!!!!

Oh My!!! I feel like breaking into song.....Taxi For Ms Gaynor!!!!

I am what I am

And what I am needs no excuses

I deal my own deck

Sometimes the aces sometimes the deuces

It's one life and there's no return and no deposit

One life so it's time to open up your closet

Life's not worth a dam till you can shout out

I am what I am "

I hear you sister!

I am what I am

I don't want praise I don't want pity

I bang my own drum

Some think it's noise I think it's pretty

And so what if I love each sparkle and each bangle

Why not see things from a different angle

Your life is a shame

Till you can shout out I am what I am

xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Hands up who was singing the lyrics as they were reading them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok Hands up who was singing the lyrics as they were reading them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do what i do cos if i dont.......the little red pixies will come and get me, take me away to the land of mushrooms and make me mine jelly babies 10 hours a day, and.....er and...and im off now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hands up was singing ma wee heart oot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your onions in the freeezer for an hour before chopping then the liquids can't evaporate so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the little voices in my head tell me to do it........what was that you just said aunty Em?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stu,just click your heels and say:theres no place like fab,theres no place like fab,theres no place like fab

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

it puzzles us.why do people have on there profile do not add us as friends unless we have spoken,or met.as far as we know,before you can become a friend.you have to accept their invite.so this is not possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cherry !

do i take her because she is tasty an horny ?

or that she makes sex taste much nicer ?

lets u in where normally u cant go ?

oh hell i take her cos she is one randy biaatch just like me

dont ye jist luv cherry hehe xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol lol lol ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put your onions in the freeezer for an hour before chopping then the liquids can't evaporate so quickly."

then how do you chop them if they are frozen

mrs h xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is about ' why we do certain things' and not exclusive to 'why we swing'..

I swing because I like sex,I hate wanking & I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..

so if I didn't.. I would be sexless..

and be blind fae wanking "

I totally agree with you. Those are pretty mch the reasons im here!

This sight has saved my sight lol

I also tell folks i've got arthritis in my hands but to be honest the cramp hasn't gone yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is about ' why we do certain things' and not exclusive to 'why we swing'..

I swing because I like sex,I hate wanking & I am truly crap at chatting people up in pubs ..

so if I didn't.. I would be sexless..

and be blind fae wanking

I totally agree with you. Those are pretty mch the reasons im here!

This sight has saved my sight lol

I also tell folks i've got arthritis in my hands but to be honest the cramp hasn't gone yet lol"

u dirty man perkie!!

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